Friend,

I posted the following on Twitter a while back.

motivation, folks, motivation. I dont understand the idiocy folks spread about the plague – I mean, YOU are still here reading this ain’t you??? RISE UP!!!!!!!!! Precautions not PANIC!

There was a hashtag thrown in there (not Bozo Schofield, hehe).

But for the most part, thats what it is.

And I think I have to tell you this NOW!

First though, a tiny little tale.

I was going to the bathroom a while ago.

And, my hand felt for the switch (it was somewhat dark outside) …

And amazingly enough, my left hand – NOT my right that I normally use to turn the switch on – was elsewhere!

At first, I didnt get it.

My conscious mind wondered why.

Then I got it!

It was at the EXACT SAME SPOT it was in an apartment a few years ago – that I Was thinking of for a while now!

I was thinking of some good times, some beer, hehe.

And I always do that, but combined with a recent visualization trick I used – it wa slike I was transported into the past, and felt ECLECTIC!

I know you probably think it’s nothing.

Its stupid.

But it aint.

Immediately thereafter, there was something uber annoying that happened to test me.

Normally, I’d fight for days over it.

Or, stew.

This time?

After a brief vent, I convinced myself “focus on the goal”.

Is it really worth to as a great customer once said “We don’t sweat the small things!”

This wasn’t small – but given how folks in general have become these days, unmotivated and “down” ( Icannot for the life of me figure why, Maybe you could Google it – I did – other than the usual nonsense ,I can’t find anything!) – it was “routine”.

Folks everywhere, not just in China or whereever

It sometimes pays to take a LOGICAL look at things.

“Will getting angry or wasting energy on this get me to my ultimate goal” (whatever that might be)?

It’s a question to focus upon.

So much for it not working though, as a delivery I’d been expecting tomorrow is showing up – now – today.

I’ve no doubt more of the same will happen soon!

Folks, try and UNDERSTAND what I’m saying.

I know youre reading, I know you’re listening.

But MIND stuff – WORKS – if done right!

Anyway – back to the original premise of the plague, lockdown shockdown mask nonsense, panixines and so forth …

If you’re still here, reading this, well, then to borrow a famous author’s words (who probably got it from someone else too).

KICK ASS – take – NAMES!

Do so NOW!

RISE – UP!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Matt is a great motivator. So am I. So can YOU be if you DO the thing, friend, and shake off the cobwebs.

Do it!

The world needs more people like US!

PS #2 – Plenty more motivation here – Gumption Galore – and here – Zero to Hero! 

GEt some now.

And if none of the above doesnt motivate you, hey, you ain’t got a pulse, not like I know it! Hehe.

PPS – and no, the darkest days dont lie ahead, as the wankers keep telling us everywhere. OUR BEST DAYS DO – if you DO THE THING!

This is going  to be, to use a Glyn Bozo word (at least he used it once, I think he got it from me or what not, I dont know – his English is terrible for the most part – and pronunciation – forget about it!) … a “contentious one”.

MANY of you will disagree, friend.

Which is fine, but please – hear me out first!

I remember Michael HArding once bitching about “Steve”, a guy in China.

The specifics are not important, but here was the gist –

“He never ever has any money for anything!”

Yet, the dude had plenty of money to fly from Australia to China, and back …

Some say those were his welfare funds. I don’t know, somehow I think maybe not, maybe so, I dont know . Idont know dude that well!

I just know he’s a stellar group admin, we’ve always had a good thing goin on in that regard.

This dude has been trolled up and down numerous times as well – Glyn Bozo being one of the ones doing it as well.

But anyway, coming from someone (Mike) who hardly ever had or has any money himself unless his girlfriend deigns to hand him some “thats rich!”

I’ve written about that before, of course.

Then, my friend Dwayne.

“I never lend money to anyone, period”.

Hard and fast rule for him.

I hear you, BRO!

He never does – with good reason, and why?

not just because of Glyn Bozo who so called borrow money and run away with it never to return it …

(Bozo, if you read the link above – he actually claimed he stole more. SOmehow I doubt that. But that amount, yeah, sounds about like the Bozo…

What a jerk eh)

But because …

… “My friend once borrowed some money from me. Every time I ask him to return it, he says he doesnt have some, but I keep seeing him buy more guns on Facebook”

Now, guns are a great thing to have – I’m all fo r it!

But fuck, at least return the dude’s money first!

So I agree with Dwayne’s stance.

I might be a little different in that SOMETIMES Ill lend money – but very sparingly, and with damn good reason.

I still remember the story of Henry Ford who was NOTORIOUS for being what people call stingy – the sheeple – and what the smarties call SMART.

He’d make people prove they were worthy first.

Like the lady who once asked him for a loan for a school or something, and he gave her a sack of potatoes. Or something like that.

She went away.

Or she grew them, I dont know – net result and upshot was she did that, and sold ’em – made a profit, and came back to Ford.

“There, now you see I’m worthy of it!”

Thats the gist of the story. Specifics vary.

But thats the gist.

Thats the type of person I help too, friend.

Doers!

And YOU DOERS on this list know that!

But anyway, what is the point in me saying all this.

It isn’t so much to urge you to buy nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

It’s to tell you, if it’s something important, friend, you’ll find a way.

I’ve often found that when people say they dont have money, they DO have some.

Oddly enough the ones that truly don’t – they could care less. Hehe.

Like yours truly at a certain point in my life, maybe thats why I have what I do NOW!

Anyway …

Some random thoughts.

But remember, if you leave a review, friend – you get the 10% off coupon …

Free. No obligations!

And if you email me, I’ll work in a special deal for you too on specific products.

Key being, talk to me, get back, do something, anything. Hehe.

(no, I’m not saying y’ll ain’t buying. I know you are. For that – a huge thank you!

The reviews are where we’re “stalling”.

So please – more reviews!

all that come in within the next hour – special bonus for YOU!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

Friend, 

Yes, again. 

But it matters!

And yes, you can email me via reply. 

But, it’s quicker and easier to simply do it via the “review” link  you see in your email! 

Let’s start with Advanced Hill Training and Pushup Central, two of my most solid courses. 

Those that haven’t, do leave reviews for these! 

To sweeten the deal even more – I’ll do up a special “20% off” coupon for y’all if you do – today (since the other offer expiers today too) 

(which a lot of you finally took action on). 

lets hear it, FOLKS!

Best, 

Rahul Mookerjee

Friend,

I see it all the time.

I’ve been seeing it for years!

And I cannot cringe and think how stupid it is – every time I see it (and ever since 2018, I’ve been seeing it more and more).

Could be dancing monkeys in China for all I know.

“Jobs are getting scarce”, they moan.

Jobs? Hehe. Calling it a job would be a stretch.

But two things in that regard – one – that industry, despite what the Tom Tom’s have been saying was doomed to fail. I’ve been sayin it for years, people listened to what I said, but they didnt HEAR me.

No-one wanted to acknowledge the truth.

And now?

HA! (for a few years, actually).

As my friend Dwayne once said, “They’re only there because of their skin color and nationality!”

And he was right. Hehe.

Amazing part of this, if you get rid of the scarcity mindset even for something as silly as this – you can prosper!

I did so for years when I earned way more than the typical Tom Tom’s running up and down for jobs – while I sat at home, did what I do best.

One of those being “talking to girls”.

You know how to talk to the girl!

Carol … Hehe.

And I earned WAY more than these Tom Tom’s – working WAY LESS.

Still do, hehe.

But anyway, I see marketers globally really starting to panic.

Get on social media, and all the talk is of “business is very tough!”

Yet, when you mention people that are doing well?

Regular people like YOU and I that took nascent businesses from “start up +” to WAY more than that – all during the panic demic and so called worst depression ever?

Thinking!

My friend, the Universe is one of plenty.

Do we ever see the grass, for instance, complain about “not enough sunlight” or the field to complain about “one less speck of grass”.

Nay.

It just don’t happen.

The Universe, my friend, is full of malleable matter – like that between your ears – which MOULDS itself to your thought.

Everything is originally THOUGHT.

Things are thoughts, and thoughts are things! 

Thought creates, destroys, and everything in between

And it’s thought which ATTRACTS.

I mean just look at the Boozo fleecing sad old women for one … (and gullible young ones)…

It works in all ways, of course, the rewards and punishment are commensurate too – they come, as Emerson so righly said in The Laws of Compensation (must read) – with COMPOUND INTEREST attached!

No, my friend, you CANNOT escape justice.

Glyn Bozo of course again, is one prime example of this.

Hes actually one of the best things God(dess?) send for marketing, hehe.

But anyway, Boozo aside… You attract what you think.

There is more than enough to go around, as I’ve always said in all regards, provided you THINK RIGHT!

And while I forgot exactly what I was going to say next to you – well, business wise, you can use this to your advantage.

While the Bozos flounder as in … ah, I remember now.

Lots of folks secretly obsess over “losing clients”.

“IT’s a tough market”

“There might not be a next one soon – or anytime” 

Believe me, these are thoughts people think these days.

The Boozos that is, and while NOT everyone is at the same retarded level as Schofield, there are plenty trying to get there!

Remember, friend, remember one thing.

If something is truly meant for you – if someone is truly INTO YOU – if someone  truly wants to find a way to get in touch with you – to buy from you – they WILL!

you see people wondering “should I spend x amount of time on Y amount of social media, for one”.

Yet, would yo ubelieve it if I told you my biggest sales in the past were from people that were not even on my list, much less on my social media?

This is no longer the case, but what I said is true.

If someone truly likes you, they’ll find a way to follow you.

“Oh man”, I still remember Dejon (the strongman) laughing.

“Glyn’s obsesed with you!”

Think about it, friend.

I’ve roundly blocked him on all social shedia, his emails are all blocked, yet, daily, he goes through the effort of applying for a new email ID – just to see if he can get through!

Sometimes he does.

And is blocked again, hehe.

But he keeps tryin – and succeeds – sometimes!

Despite all that I’ve said about him (all true) – all that has been written – all that has been made famous, the Bozo keeps trying to get my attention. Be a part of the “Rahul Mookerjee’s audience”. And so forth.

And I could block him even more, but whats the point.

He’ll find a way to somehow get in touch with me. Trust me!

It happens – when you succeed, friend, YOU will have the same thing happen to YOU!

Point is not the Boozo.

Point is, you could not market at all – yet, those that are meant to buy from you – WILL.

Point also is, you gotta THINK right for it or anything to happen.

Obsess over someone and something too much, it’ll run away fast in the opposite direction.

Be yourself, do your thang, and watch how quickly LIFE opens up to you!

Alright, enough on that.

But speaking of scarcity, brah, there are really only TWO copies left for Fast and Furious Fitness – The Collector’s Edition.

Now sure, you could still get it “later from Amazon”, but guess what – – it will NOT BE THE COLLECTOR’s EDITION!

It will not be the first print.

And that makes it less special – no less useful, but from a memoribilia or Collector’s Item point of view ?

POV as the Bozo keeps lusting after? (thats an “underfoot POV on the other site, hehe, or maybe under butt”)

THIS is the ticket, friend.

Go ahead and get it now while copies last, because yes, once gone (one of these copies is mine, and I’m letting it go – so that alone should be incentive!!) – they’re truly gone.

No marketing spiel there. It’s true, just like everything else I say is.

Ain’t that the whole point. Hehe.

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – And remember, I will be pulling the pre-orders for Lumberjack “Lodestone” Fitness next week, because we’re getting REAL close to completion.

Price – YES, it WILL go up.

So what that means, if you dont lock your purchase in now, you’ll never get it at this price again.

Take your pick, friend, but if I were your BROTHER, I know what I’d tell you to do now.

So do you.

Just do it!

Straigh from the HORSE’s mouth!

16 Inspirational Fitness Recollections is one of those books that is an evergreen read, and won’t fail to warm the “cockles of your heart (PG Wodehouse, not me, he was one of the best!!) every time you read.

If you’re feeling BLA! – THIS book will pick you up and give you the SHOT IN THE ARM YOU NEED!

If you’re needing a kick to the RUMPUS to get started – again, this book.

And just, I dont know, if you’re looking for a great little collection of Rahul Mookerjee’s fitness recollections to have by your bedside along with all our other great products and superb training manuals, then THIS is a must grab!

Do so now, friend!

Charles, a former friend of mine once told me the following about his week –

“Given I do nothing so often, it’s a struggle to not say bored”.

Now thats profound indeed, eh.

Charles wasn’t “Rockefeller” by any means.

But for a while there, he did have a pretty good gig going in the dancing monkey biz – except he was the one running the show (or his girlfriend was with him, but either way, still) – and so it was a real business.

People showed up, they paid.

He had big plans. Buying  a house, car, so forth…

I had seen it all before, of course, but when I gave any advice it was all regarded as “bullshit” and “you need to see the light at the end of the tunnel” (when I was talking about the future of ESL being BLEAK, bleaker, BLEAKEST!) – and (on a trip out of China) “you need to get back to where the money is NOW!”

For a guy that used to earn (when he did deign to do it, which he hardly ever did) more than double what these wackos earned being a dancing monkey per hour – I dont think he needed to tell me the money part!

But anyway … he had a good thing going for a while.

Then came, of course, the first winds.

The first gales of resistance.

He tried to survive. Keep the biz open.

But, as is usual with most that start a business within a few months, it FOLDED.

I still remember all the messages I sent him on persistence, all the messages “from someone thats been there, done that”  in Marc’s words “someone that has created his own brand (perhaps four or five, actually) from SCRATCH”, done a hell of a lot more and so forth …

All ignored.

He packed up, left a good thing where he was working mainly on Saturday – one day of the week – and left.

I then told him to make a business out of making beer, from what I hear he’s damn good at it (so good that Butt-loving Bozo even broke in one night, desperate – he didnt find any butts there, but he drank all the beer and got kicked out out on the road – story well told by now!) (he did manage to steal a few pairs of female knickers while he was at it, ugh, what a FELLOW!) – but he pooh poohed it.

“What do you know”

“You’re just a one man show!” I remember him taunting me.

When I told him that one man shows can be HUGE – from one’s bedroom – that I had done businesses selling tea and so forth, and STILL Do in these times of plague or what not, he pooh poohed it again.

“There’s no prizes for being right”.

I wouldn’t be surprised to hear dude either got married (to stay on in China) – or is working a monkey job (for the visa).

But anyway, such as it goes.

Persistence, my friend, is to the character of man what CARBON is to steel.

Not mine, Napoleon Hill.

Persistence is truly the motherlode of ALL LASTING SUCCESS! 

Rahul Mookerjee

But anyway, he had NOTHING to do during the week when he was at that biz. One would have thought he’d have built multiple businesses with all the free time as opposed to just drink his life away …

Hey.

I did a lot of that too.

And I freely admit, there have been years – 2019 was one, where I did NOT focus on THIS biz as much as I should have!

But I still did it.

I’ve kept my fitness businesses going since 2010 – and the other ones too!

I just haven’t buckled down full time on them for a vast portion of them years.

But even in 2019 – I was focused big time on other businesses, so it wasn’t like I was doing “nothing”.

Like the great Napoleon Hill himself , I “had to be taught my lesson the hard way“. Hehe.

My “purpose in life” was something other than every other business I tried, and like Hill, “I had to be cured of my thinking in this regard through temporary disappointment”.

And on that note …

Right now?

It’s been a hectic weekend, hehe.

17 emails per day I believe…!

And lots of sales, new contacts etc.

Which is all great, but now.

I’m exhausted!

And being the week has started, I wonder if I should start my weekend. Hehe.

Right now, if I had to read something?

I’d be drinking a cold one, of course, with it! Maybe one of Charles IPA’s if he’d be kind enough to let me try! Don’t worry, Chuck, I wouldnt break into your beer house for it, hehe.

And I’d be reading…

Napoelon Hill’s Outwitting the Devil – its like I wrote the damn thing, so true does it ring!

Or, not even that. I might just read one of my own books on the other site – the erotica books – or perhaps some of the “how to’s!”

Some of those books, such fond memories writing them!

I used to wake up in the AM.

Get emails from my publisher (I do it solo now, but they were and remain great great guys – Phil and Steve in the UK!) . . .

And then I’d get to work on my book.

Novels.

I’d lose myself in that world for hours.

Lunch.

Then exercise.

Then back to it.

Sleep. Rinse. Repeat. I loved it!

But right now, I dont know.

Outwitting the Devil would be ONE book I’d have by me.

But the other, friend, would be an eternal classic.

Fast and Furious Fitness, my very very first book – that I ever wrote and published, and even with another publisher – at that time, in India, now, I’m not sure where they are!

I’d be looking at the glossy cover, leafing through them pages, “remembering” the living room I started out in ….

Remember when I was a phat phock, and yet had the courage to put out Fast and Furious Fitness – DO the thing even when I was a phat phock (500 pushups a day!!) – not only that, put out the first version of Pull-ups – from DUD to STUD within weeks – and the bestselling, even back then, Gorilla Grip.

The latter two books have been expanded now, of course.

But, Fast and Furious Fitness never was.

It’s a classic, like I said.

An ETERNAL CLASSIC!

It NEVER GOES OUT OF STYLE!

I did create 0 Excuses Fitness, of course, modeled on that book (x 10).

But Fast and Furious Fitness still contains info the other book doesn’t.

Its a classic – we all love it – I love it more than any of my other fitness books probably!

And if there is ONE book I had to choose out of all my superb training manuals (John, I love it when you call ’em that – so do I!) – it is THIS.

Two copies remaining.

I’ll crack one open now.

But remember, you guys can and should get the book too – because once gone, this edition is GONE. No more glossy covers, no more reprints.

So friend, take ACTION NOW!

Dont just sit there and be “on the fence”. 

Take action now – order the book -let me know – and we’ll have it out to you PRONTO!

Those of you that request it, I’ll even autograph it for you at NO extra charge.

Hurry – clock starts NOW!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Again, this is a classic from the Rahul Mookerjee shelves, and if you’re part of the growing bunch of people that SIMPLY MUST have everything I’ve written – then this is one!

Another classic is Advanced Hill Training …

PPS – Quote of the day, from Rahul Mookerjee

Get STARTED. Do something – ANYTHING! Don’t just “sit there”!

Yours truly is a prime example of this and has been all my life.

This morning I wanted to “sit and drink beer and do nothing”

But there’s miles to cover, there’s emails to send, WORK TO DO, workouts to do!

So I got started. Put pen to paper, tea to cup, fingers to keyboard…

1331 plus words in, I think I succeeded…!

I spoke about the Villanous, Gluttenous, Barbarous Bozo the other day …

This ain’t so much about him though as a question to YOU, friend.

When YOU see  a huge plate of YUMMY FOOD in front of you – healthy or not – whats your first thought – or instinct?

If you’re like the FBI agents in the Rock where Sean Connery (the convict they let out to help the Navy Seals get into Alcatraz unnoticed to battle a room ful of Marines full of T led by a Gung Ho General (yes, I know – its just a movie, but it was FUN!)) orders a whole bunch of food and snacks to the hotel room they let him have for a while to shower and get into a suit or what not (and the infamous “Grunge” haircut hehe) to throw the FBI agents off his tail …

(they were right there in the room with him as he was showering. But, they were getting sick of “supervising an old man”).

And as Connery rightly predicted, once the tableful of food and snacks showed up?

They got to eating, and forgot all about the person they were supposed to be guarding.

“Room service”, asks Connery. “Snacks, food, you know …”

They do indeed send it all!

And as the camera pans to tables lined with lobster, cake or what not (Connery got the best hotel in town for a coupla hours) – they show the FBI agents stuffing their gullet while connery was getting a hairdo or something outside from a gay dude.

Their immediate supervisor shows up.

“Hey. Don’t you ever stop eating”, he ribs his colleagues.

“Not when it’s free!” chortles the other guy (like the Bozo, hehe). 

“I mean come on, you’re supposed to be on duty” supervisor goes, but you can see his heart is not in it.

“Oh, come on” says “free food dude”. “Boss’s watching!” 

“Hes an old man. Come, try some of this lobster!”

Anyway, Connery escapes. And the movie, well, you’ve probably seen it.

But that ain’t why it’s good to resist the urge to be a glutton – even when it’s free. Hehe.

That ain’t how either.

Thats part of it, yeah. If you’re doing a job, you’re doing a job! But there’s more …

A student of mine Grace often used to take me out to fancy lunches and the like.

Now, this is Rahul Mookerjee and he does NOT , period, NOT eat lunch with his students in China.

Unless its either Carol or Grace, of course. AS mentioned in the above link, hehe.

Anyway, I remember that one time when Grace took me to a 5 star nearby, and we ATE.

Oh my, we ate.

She must have gained about 5 kgs, and not eaten for a week after that, yours truly probably 10, but I lost it all, of course – those were the Eat More – Weigh Less days!

But I remember how I felt after all the meat, cheese, cakes etc…

Like SLEEPING.

I was supposed to teach Tracy, a student English (yes, her of 0 Excuses Fitness “fame”) in a few hours.

Man oh man, I could barely keep awake with the A/C on full blast…

Then when I’m with my wife, she’ll often ask me “what I want for lunch” or something.

I’ll ask what my daughter wants. And what she wants. Hehe.

And then the decision is made.

In the past, I’d gorge on ALL She cooked, and to the detriment of my tummy – and waistline.

But as of late, and these days, or for the past few years I’d say actually, when confronted with delicious food, and believe me, Indian food is nothing short of tongue licking DELICIOUS! – I pause.

It’s hard!

But I think of this –

What will happen tomorrow. 

How will I FEEL tomorrow! 

Believe me, this is hard to do if you haven’t eaten well in a while, or if you’re not used to five star hotel buffets or even Barnhills’s buffet or what not…

but assuming you are, and most are (well. not the 5 star, but the rest of it!) …

There’s no excuse NOT to think of the above.

Sadly, precious few people actually DO think of the above.

They jump in, gorge anyway, which I dont blame them, but … the next day. Oh my!

Personally, I know this.

My own diet advice is contrarian and extreme to a T and I wrote about that yesterday.

But hell, it flat out WORKS.

It’ll work for you too, if you let it, friend (so you SHOULD read the Simple and Effective Diet).

(yours gratis with a purchase of the 0 Excuses Fitness System, of course (digital download that is))

But really, I think of my workouts too which are done best with LESS food – the more intense it is, the less I eat!

True, I ‘ll gorge at night if I have to, but for the most part, I’d rather have less food than more.

And its usually the “yum” choices that are the WORST in terms of Bozo like constant burping, farting, “running to the toilet” as he did that night about 10 times, flatulence, IBS and more…

So where am I going with all this.

Control, friend, is key.

Control thy MIND.

IT makes all the decisions!

And remember that the tasty food won’t run away – you can always have more of it later.

EARN That meal first though, as Brooks Kubik wrote about me in 2005, all those years ago!

“And he should. He’s earned it!”

I sure had, Brooks. So did YOU!

And that, my friend is that.

Back soon!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Lumberjack Fitness workouts will make you hungry as a horse. BIG TIME! Trust me, these twists and turns do more than work the muscles – you’ll develop an iron core very quick with all the twists, and turns, and if you combine with Corrugated Core, you’ll soon have elbows and punches flying off your midsection as if it was a brick wall (like happens to me).

Get these NOW!

Dear Friend,

I woke up this morning at 7 AM – my brain FULL – and BUZZING!

I thought I’d write about it later – and I’d go back to sleep.

Took a leak.

Back to bed.

But I could’t sleep. I pulled out my dairy, and the first thing you know?

I had three pages of writing with a green pen – nothing related to what I am going to say here, or maybe some is, I dont know, but those vivid dreams I spoke about in one of the emails yesterday?

Well, I had MORE x 100 today!

And the overriding theme of the dream from what I can tell is Goddess Guan Yin – who is the “Chinese Goddess of compassion” from what I gather.

Hell, I dont know.

I only know Venus – her of the “I like men and money, but MONEY MORE!” – used to climb Guan Yin mountain Dongguan (or nearby) once a year.

It’s a huge mountain, far taller than the Qi Feng mountain I climb (which kicks ass too).

And it has a statue of the Guan Yun on the top …

I’ve climbed it. Great one, along with Nnong Ping monastery in HK.

Yes, it’s sad what the Chinese have done to HK, but we’ll stay away from politics for this one , eh … or I’ll try!

But anyway, before I get into those dreams … they were VIVID, I’ll tell you that!

Charles Mitchell, a great customer, wrote me back with response to an email I sent out yesterday about “When going downstairs can become a chore“.

Now that was a retread, I first sent that out in 2018 I think (when I met Charles, or maybe a few weeks after).

But after my OWN experience yesterday with stairs etc, I just had to revisit it – so I did!

Lots of people liked it.

“A more profound truth has never been told!” 

(many were int hat email)

Was all he replied, but that one sentence is PROFOUND!

I dont know if he’s got on Profound Handstands as yet, or if he likes the book – or if he’s done the workouts. Hehe. He was fixing to. But, the more you turn yourself upside down and the more you tune IN internally, the more profound realizations will come to YOU, my friend.

When the world is goin gto hell in a henbasket outside, YOU will be able to think clearly and take care of yourself.

YOU won’t subscribe to “panic mode”.

YOU will stay in the best shape of your life, and continue to get better!

Anyway, “Profound 70% Gorilla 30% Handstands” is a short little power packed course I put out months back with literally NO FANFARE!

Which is strange for me.

Pushup Central, for one, I’ve been Tom Tomming it for ages. Hehe.

But before it launched, not so much fanfare for that either. But that only took like three days, I believe. That was another one of the “20,000 words in one sitting” books – though it doesnt have that many words, but the general tone of the book – it had to get done – it did!

Lumberjack Lodestone Fitness is the one y’all REALLY want to watch out for now though – that one will be an EPIC!

Like I Said, I’m done with the Indian clubs and maces part, but now it’s on to FAT GRIPZ!

Then, the kettlebell section remains…

GREAT stuff in this book, so go ahead and place your pre-order now, friend.

Anyway, so before I forget, here was my response to Charles – –

Indeed, Charles –

The “going downstairs” part wasn’t just an old boss or Marc (who I spoke about before I referenced my old boss in the email) – there’s tons of other people too! I couldn’t believe my ears when I heard my ex boss for one say that – I mean, going DOWNSTAIRS has become a chore?

Shows you just how out of shape most people are these days. I dont know if you saw the email about me climbing stairs (after a while) yesterday – I expected to at least “feel it a little”, but it was like flat ground to me. Hehe.

Not saying that to Tom Tom, just telling you – as you KNOW – the virtues of good old fashioned hard bodyweight exercises!

How’s life – how’s them Battletank workouts coming along??

Cheers

Rahul

Charles is more of a BATTLETANK than men half his age. Hehe. He’s over 60.

Every time I talk to him – the word “SOLID!” crops up.

I’ve never met him, or seen him.

But I’ve got a feeling I know what to expect!

In 1999 I believe, my friend Ricky filed a complaint with the cops about roommates stealing some stuff of his.

It was a bit of juvenile complaint to be honest – but hey – young and wild!

And the Hattiesburg police showed up, took notes and such, and at one point he asked Ricky (the cop) what the guy looked like so he could find him.

(He did, and they shat bricks – lol – though they didnt need to! Remember my Spanish friend I told you about that stood there with his hands up wayyyyyyyyy after the cop said – it was inferred! – you can put ’em down! – nigh hilarious!)

But anyway, Ricky said he was “taller than me” (him).

Cop wanted more details.

“He’s big”, ricky said. “But not like you!”

You’re SOLID!

“He’s fat”.

That was the description Ricky gave to the cop, and the solid part is what I think of when it comes to Charles Mitchell and Battle tank shoulders!

Yours truly, of course, was a solider beer drinker and “Krystal’s burgers” wolfer and waffler than anything else at that point in his life….

Hey.

The pool in Ricky’s apartment complex, where I was living for the break (I was in the dorm, it was summer break or some crap) was big enough for … ONE person, and not even that … !

Maybe I’ll put that in 16 Inspirational Fitness Recollections, Volume two.

Hehe.

Nah, but damn, those dreams!

I saw buildings turning to rubble – not rubble, but preserved “exactly the same way” after bombs were dropped (hint – this don’t mean actual bombs. REmember, our subconscious!)

And Guan Yin, Buddhist symbols etc kept showing up in my dreams …

A man worshipping.

My favorite park … “diyas” Indian style (tiny earthern pots with wicks as in Diwali) all around, arranged so damn beautifully.

Lots of shooting – almost through a door!

“school”!

Many things!

VIVID!

I’ve got five pages of dreams written and the uncanny way they come to, maybe I could be the next Nostradamus?

hehe.

I’ll never forget President Trump in India referencing Sachin Tendulkar as “Soo chin” … LOL !

You could just see Amit Shah, Modi and the rest all enjoying the show.

Good ole Trumpinator!

WE ALL MISS HIM!!!

ONE OF A KIND!

Anyway, where am I going with this. I dont know, I’ve linked my courses above, I guess to tell you – GOOD THINGS HAPPEN IF YOU LET THEM!

IF you think positive, if you focus like a HORSE WITH BLINDERS ON – and most importantly, you do not waste energy and time on what is NOT IMPORTANT!

YOU FOCUS ON A DAMN GOAL!

Something worthwhile.

Believe me, the heaven will bless with you with all you need, want, and more….

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

Friend,

I wish I could tell you I Was NOT kidding.

But I’m not – even though some may or may not believe it!

Last night, another one of those vivid dreams nights, I did NOT write to you about it!

Yet, everything that the dream showed at the end – happened!

Except, it happened in a way Id NEVER IMAGINE – in other words, the “Actors” in the play were all there, but my subconscious interpreted them all differently!

Stairs showed up, heights showed up and a PULL-UP bar showed up too – the last in real life, in my dreams it was parallel grip pull-ups and me doing it, in real life, I asked my neighbor if he does ’em, but his kid does!

Wow!

SO REAL!

This is nothing new to me, of course, but to those not in the know – it might come as surprising that dreams can be predictive, but every since I’ve gotten deeper and deeper in touch with my subconscious, things just FLOW for me.

When I set a goal?

BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Plague, Shague, Hague, nothing in the world can stop me!

And so  itshould be for YOU if you DO the thing.

Zero to hero!

Anyway, I won’t get into the specifics here, but lets just I live in an apartment complex where there are elevators, but none for MY BLOCK. Thats always been the case , y’all know that!

But my neighbor’s block has ’em.

And I had to visit him for something, so I did on the fly.

I saw stairs.

Which no-one climbs, while the elevator seems well traveled!

I used ’em!

Damned easy to climb they felt, and I reached the 7th (was it?? or Apartment 7??) floor with no hassles.

My neighbor’s wife, a friendly lady opened the door.

“You climbed the stairs??” she asked, surprised. 

“Yes, I love it!”

She laughed.

“want some water?”

Nah, I’ll pass, I said. 

But anyway, what caught my attention?

Two things.

One, the view outside was EXACTLY as I saw in my dream and I’ve never ever actually been to my neighbor’s apartment, so it ain’t like I’d seen it before!

It just HIT ME!

And two, the chinning bar.

I grinned at my neighbor, who seems in good shape, but a bit of a weak grip, maybe.

“Do you do these”, I smiled, fully expecting dude to say YES!

He laughed.

Nah, he said. My son does ’em! 

Well, he’s damn sure bought his son the right thing – kudos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I didnt pimp Kiddie Fitness there, though I was struck with an urge to, hehe.

But they’re nice folks, friendly people and…

But anyway, the stairs.

Remember the impromptu “you didnt even sound like you were breathing” workout I once had when climbing the stairs to marcs 14th floor apartment?

I’m sure you do!

And these sort of workouts, friend, keep your legs ins uch super shape that you’ll be ready to BOUND UP HILLS – and STAIRS – all damn day long – with NO FATIGUE!

YEE – HA!

And step #1 is right HERE.

Get your thang on now, friend.

TRULY WORTH IT!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

Dear Friend,

I’ve made no – absolutely NO SECRET OF THE FACT how much I HATE the “Jim” i.e. pump and tone, not real old school gyms (which by the way ALL, if you look, had an area for both boxing practice and wrestling practice, and therefore, plenty of space for bodyweight stuff, which the old timers ALL DID!) – and the preening and posing and “showing the striated muscles with veins popping”.

STallone is an actor I’ll never stop admiring and following.

Truly the very best, and he’s one of the very few thats stuck to doing what Sly does best – be a RIP ROARING BIG LUG that kicks ASS!

He’s mentioned on the sales page for Lumberjack Lodestone Fitness and the BOOK itself for damn good reason.

very damn good reason!!

but even HE will be the first to admit and has admitted his lock in Rocky III etc (not the locks in Rambo, hehe) was extremely unhealthy to a T

My body was cannibalizing itself, he once famously said.

So it was.

Six boiled egg whites and a slice of burned toast – burned!

No butter.

NOthing at all.

No drinks, or what not, bar the dances he went out with the many women’s he’s been with (Sly could probably beat my own count, and probably has, hehe).

I remember Rueben once enviously saying about him

“He could get any woman he wants!”

And me?

“When women look at you, theyre goin gto WANT IT!!!!!” 

Truth is, physical and looks aside, he was right, but the MIND In both cases makes them want it, trust me on this friend!!!!!!!

Nothing beats the mind.

An ugly phat phocker with the right MINDSET CAN attract way more women than all the puffed and preened “ma’am” idiots or “Yes Ma’am” Glyn Butts Bozo Schofields in poor Brum.

What sins did Brum commit in a past life, I wonder, to infested with a pestilence like this. First China, then HK, then he got kicked out everywhere, so no other place, I suppose…

No place like “home”.

Anyway, Brum and Bozo in Brum aside, here’s the thang, friend.

Sly’s “veins popping out of shoulders and chest” didnt just look highly unnatural. It WAS unnatural.

The man will tell you that too.

RESPECT!

His look in the later movies like the Expendables?

NOW THATS WHAT YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE!

Lumberjack!

And look at those forearms!

Sly’s advice for looking bigger was simple, and my daughter said this  while back too when she said “maybe he was intimidated by your height!”

(and when my wife said “you are looking taller!“)

(at the age of 36!!??)

“Work the traps and forearms – hard”.

HARD!

Simple advice that people ignore.

Simple advice I’ve been dispensing for free forever.

Yet, people think of the chest. Ugh.

Dont get me wrong, the chest is important. Nigh NOT the most important by far though, my brother! NOT!

Anyway, the one place you do want veins to pop?

You guessed it.

FOREARMS!

And calves!

But we all want those forearms, eh?

Yes ??

I thought so!

And believe me, I won’t pimp my books here – though I Could.

I’ll tell you what I have before, but …

OK, so what I’ve told you before is the magic combo of fingertip pushups and pull-ups – and handstand pushups.

In BattleTank Shoulders for one.

But that wouldn’t cover the half of it!

The REAL KEYS – briefly –

THICK GRIPZ! YES!

When you can do 100 pull-ups with thick grip at all spacings and the grip seems normal, you’re not a super stud.

You’re a stud “el supremo”, friend.

When you can combine INDIAN CLUB work the way I teach you in the book and upcoming VIDEOS – same.

And of course, you mix in fingertip pushups and secret isometrics I spoke about the other day (no, I aint gonna link it. Get the book if you want to know more!) …

THAT will give you the “veins popping with REAL STRENGTH” look friend!

Big time!

(and dont underestimate isometrics – they do play a massive role!)

On that note, like I said, Lumberjack “Lodestone” Fitness is already ROARING TO BE LET OUT AT THE GATE!

I can barely keep it in, pun intended, hehe.

So place your pre-order now, friend.

I’m off to start the section on … THICK GRIPZ!

YES!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee