A lot of things don’t.

I believe I wrote about this a while ago?

As companies globally revert to shipping “as it was in the 1960’s”, and the apathy, laziness, and disregard for one’s fellow human being just rises, I gotta say this …

But before I do, on a slightly humurous note – to me.

My daughter is “cheating” in her exams – so she told me.

Just like yours truly did – and everyone in the class did as well, hehe. We did inventively, with “little bits of paper” stuck up socks, underwear, and every other crevice we could find.

Bozo Schofield, of course, stuck it up the one crevice even the teacher wouldn’t look for (although given whats going on in some of the “Catholic schools”, churches etc – what a DISGRAC E- have you read the stories of abuse????? and in some and many cases, it’s WOMEN abusing girls! – just a disgrace, I thought… – I wouldn’t put it past some of them!) …

If caught, we’d just “eat” the paper.

I never was, fellow students often were. Hehe.

Bozo, I dont know how you ate that paper.

But apparently he did!

Or hed get a whack like none other from a cane or what not …

These days, from what I can glean, it’s become taking photos on the dumbphone and smuggling those into class. Hehe.

Some things dont change!

I keep telling my daughter ONE thing – for most things.

“If you wanna cheat on some things do it – but dont get caught!”

Now, I encourage her NOT to cheat – especially when it comes to English, communication skills etc

But I also know, from experience, she’s going to do it anyway … kids these days have become lazy like you wouldn’t imagine!

(Not their fault, of course, the environment around them) …

And so, if she’s going to do it anyway – I’d rather she TELLS me (as opposed to in my case where I wouldn’t dare tell my parents – hehe – reminds me of me burning exam papers etc with my friend Dheeraj when I was 17 so my Mom wouldn’t get a hold to them, hehe) … and then does it.

“Do everything”, I keep telling my daughter, but “tell me first”.

I draw the line at ACTIVELY helping her cheat though. Hehe.

If she’s gotta do it, she’s gotta learn how to be inventive enough to do it!

Hey, fair trade off, I think.

BUt anyway …

The world – my friend, and PEOPLE- just, I Dont get it.

I had it out this morning with a guy I’ve done biz with for YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS.

He promised something in July, never got it done.

Almost three months, I still dont even have an answer on how much it will cost, IF he can do it, just “stringing me along” basically for months – I trusted him because of our past business dealings together, now, as he avoids my calls, messages and texts, I’ve come to the conclusion that I did a couple of months ago, and told Dani, who claims “I need to be patient, it’s COVID”.

No I dont.

COVID is a fucking excuse.

I mean, if you can’t get the job done – TELL Me – thats fine! But dont leave me hanging in the middle for MONTHS on end, literally …

Neither have Bozos, and their tendency to be that changed.

Y’all know this, of course.

And really, people are people beneath all the razmataz , dumbphones, gloss and glitter and so forth…

Always were, always will be.

And something that has NOT changed either is the need to keep yourself physically fit and strong in all regards, my friend.

You may think it’s just a sales pitch, but it ain’t either.

With life the way it is these days, you’d think MORE people would want to jump onto the bodyweight fitness bandwagon, because THAT at the end of the day is what really, really works!

Not the fancy gyms, mirrors, tanning oil, babes, and so forth.

Many people are, but have YOU invested in the System as yet?

LOTS of you, I haven’t called you out by name, have been on this list for YEARS.

You’re still on the fence??

I dont get it, friend – either you take action or you don’t …

I’m compiling a list of DOERS which I will put on the site shortly (more on that later) -and I’d love to see YOUR name there, my friend, as someone who truly cares about his health, strength, and fitness, someone who is willing to look past the BS, someone who KNOWS that REAL Training is what makes real men and so forth …

So dont disappoint me, my friend.

Get your paws on the system HERE.

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – My daughter hates “losing” too. Big time! You should see her scowl after she loses – even if it’s a simple game of Scrabble or what not!

But THERE I give no quarters, friend.

I tell her its ok to hate losing, but being a brat and whining about it – no way!

THAT won’t help you win, honey, I tell her.

LEARN how to do it – then go out there – and WIN!!!

Thats how I did it, thats the spirit in which my products are written, and to be frank, that is how YOU should do it too … (and get started now, friend).

That last email, I talked about the ongoing conversation with a certain Helen …

And a lot of other things too…

And as my customers have said (and it’s why people either hate me, or love me, and the former category is BURSTING, lol) …

“I GO DEEP!”

No puns intended, or maybe so, hehe.

But I ain’t talking about in the hay, I’m talking MIND.

Mentally!

To me, conversation should stimulate, rather than the boring daily crap people talk about, selfies, Tee Vee Shee Vee, other nonsense, and in China, that godawaful monkey business ESL.

(All power to those who wanna do it, no issues, but yours truly – NO – even when I could and DO make way more doing it than Bozos in general do).

Speaking of which, recently, I got a nice round of applause from a certain “Vanya”!

(who I didnt even know was a foreigner).

This nice, sexy, yet obviously NOT an English speakin g(or from English speaking parts of the world) messaging me out of the blue, thanking me for my work, saying she really appreciated a chance to be in the group, saying “I didnt just join the group to find  a job, I joined it to laugh at the same things with other people” … this lady called “van ya” … so it was spelt…

I had no idea who she was .

Then I got it.

A day or so ago, I was talking about giving up my most stellar WeChat Employment groups and networking groups – its getting to be too much hassle maintaining them, plus the general level of people in there just keeps going down.

I never started the group for this ESL crap alone, yet, that is ALL people talk about.

So fucking annoying … (and it ain’ tjust them, outside China, all people talk about is the economy, covid, panic etc) …

And so, despite the offers I’ve gotten from a certain Linda to buy the group – pretty decent offers – despite me giving away a couple of my other groups, given what Keeping it Real in China, which I gave to a friend who handed it to Bozo, and it turned into a porn group, this time (and Charles was right, dont give it to Glyn, he told me!) (but I didnt…) … THIS time, and especially a stellar group like that people want to BUY from me (unheard of in China) – I’ll be more than selective about if and when I give it away!

Certainly not to some dancing Tom Tom for sure.

But anyway … was nice to get the appreciation ,and as I asked her her name, pat came the reply.

“sorry for the accent”, she giggled. “I’m from Ukraine” (I believe Serbia, actually).

“Yes, Vanya, you know like Sophia, Tanya!”

I asked her to introduce me to the latter two.

“I’m so bad!”

Hehe.

And the giggly way in which she ended up with cheers mate, well, that left a good feeling. Hehe. Nice to be appreciated.

Back to Helen, conversation and such, all I was talking about was why would a qualified IT person (her) and shrink (her) be doing a mindless ESL job in China.

She gave me all the usual stories about it being tough back home, about “My salary there is 250$, here I earn that in a day!” (then I pointed out 250 BUCKS isn’t the same as 250 YUAN, which took about 4 tries before she got it) and when she did get it,

“You’re really so terrible!”

LOL.

That “terrible comment” repeated itself twice, then what I said in the subject line.

I replied with because I go DEEP!!!!

Anyway, she explained it. In her case, she wanted to be a doctor, financial constraints, an ongoing divorce (Mom and Dad) threw a spanner into the works, and so forth (all of this while I told her “it ain’t about romance” i.e. the husband part).

Which is fine, but the defensive nature …

I spoke about money, and she instantly jumped up with “at least I earn myself!I dont ask others to give me money!”

Well, Helen, I never said you do …

And “your comment sounded accusative!”

(Remember, she’s from Belarus)

(and this whole discussion, apparently there they get THREE YEARS of maternity for one, so I was asking, given both China and Belarus are dictatorships, why leave “free holidays” galore and paid leaves etc on the table…)

(which I get it, China overall is better and more lucrative financially, but still!)

Like I said, that ONE line I say, and …

“You seem too rational and if we were close friends I’d shake you like a bottle of Pepsi, let those angry bubbles go out and have FUN!”

Anger, rational … in the same sentence. LOL.

I wont repeat what I told her – not for the not PG rated site. Hehe. (i.e I told what to do instead of shake “me”, lol).

Anyway, to keep it light I brought it back to the inane topics of make up and whether hers was sexy enough, the obligatory giggles, and so forth …

It ended up with what it started with, some bally “Octopus Game” that is all the rage now.

Ughhhhhh.

But really, this comment stood out.

“You’re a shrink, Helen. Thats why I ask you all this”, I grinned. “And look at this, I’m outshrinking the shrink!”

Then I spoke about Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct.

“I dont doubt that you’d be a stunning male Sharon Stone in that movie!”

LOL.

Anyway … where am I going with all this, you ask.

Certainly not to teach Glyn Bozo how to talk to women for one …

And neither is to encourage Nazi feminism of any nature.

Its to tell you this, when I say something – I MEAN IT.

When I tell you my fitness programs are the best out there, I ain’t just being a typical Tom Tom.

I’m telling you the FACTS because there is good REASON behind what I say!!!!

And that, my friend is that.

(well, that, and this is literally LIVE proof of why my coaching programs are the best out there i.e. one on one coaching, I truly GO DEEP and FIND out where you’re failing, and FORCE you to address it!!)

Invest in that fitness system today right HERE.

Truly the best investment you’ll make all week!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – I was talking about how I hadn’t seen a beautiful white chick for a while, hehe.

True dat, I haven’t!

I’d like to, too. Hehe.

“There are still a few of us left”, she giggled. 

“But all ESL related conversation”, I replied, “so damned BORING!”

“Chinese girls, at least they pester me with Chinese, I learn something new…

… Nah, not really. They end up learning English, me a big fat ZERO”.

LOL.

“You’re so bad!”

I’m out. Back soon, hehe.

PS #2 – Remember the cute little giggly shrink I once visited in India to “get it over with” and how I outshrinked her? Helen’s even cuter, lol. Interesting indeed, I ain’t even got a degree in it, yet!

TIC. UGH!

“This is China. Ugh!”

As a certain Uncle Bob was so fond of saying, and when he said it, he was usually spot on right. Dead on.

I dont know how I thought of this, but as I speak to a certain Helen (a Doctor by profession, but teaching English in China of all things!!) – about another certain girl “Ashley” – a nurse who didnt understand the basics of nursing, and as I talk to her about cleanliness, and hygiene, well….gotta say this!

Ashley, of course, well, her of the “My mother told me” fame!

And a woman who if at the age of 35 or 36 thought that was funny, or “Mommy told me” – well, the general level of intelligence can be well gleaned from that one statement.

Not to mention, as I said, she wanted me to wash before “the hay” – but she wouldn’t.

Apparently men do but women don’t.

Then she bitched up a storm about cleanliness when I asked her (which is weird, dont girls sit down as opposed to guys!!?) about goose and gander, and apparently she was a nurse, very fastidious about cleanliness (of course, as mentioned before, her cleaning the house involved leaving gigantic clumps of hair in the drain and claiming “it was clean”) … because you know, “I nurse, I know!”

Needless to say, as I told Helen, that relationship didnt last too long!

Then I was bitching about these idiot guys out there that see fit to pump, preen, tone, wax, oil, and so forth …

Apparently the metrosexual thing, apparently more and more guys jumping onto the bandwagon.

Helen seems to agree.

Manicure and Pedicure woul dbe a good idea for every man, nothing “gayish” about that!

Of course – she is right.

I hate labels, I’ve said that before!

But still, I didnt mean “gayish”, I explained it…

I mean, it’s about the NATURAL look, not unnatural!

When I asked her about what she thought of me, she giggled like a schoolgirl which she claims I make her feel like.

“You are in a perfect middle!”

(she’s from Belarus, hence the English)

Perfect middle or not, core like granite, midsection like STEEL or not … point begets.

Hey, I’m just a believer in being CLEAN AND NATURAL.

I can see women’s viewpoints, i.e. guys that “stink down there”, and guys that crap in bed, want their women to clean it up (apparently some badge of honor there??) – but really, goose and gander, the SAME thing applies to women.

And makeup, I’ll leave that to sissy Glyn and the girls, and the cleaning too, hehe (again, a certain Glyn).

I’d rather be a man. REAL MAN with a hairy chest or what not, as opposed to the monkeys walking aroun dthese days …

You men are blessed to be handsome without any extra things such as makeup, hair dying, manicure, pedicure etc ..

You wake up, take a shower, voila! You’re perfect!

Manicure and Pedicure woul dbe a good idea for every man, nothing “gayish” about that!

I doubt you on this list need to know what I replied with.

UGH!!!!!!!!!!

But then, the conversation shifted onto to culture, and more on hygiene, how the Chinese never wash their hands before eating (or some dont) – how “they eat with their hands”.

And of course, the usual “Im civilized!” “I dont eat with my hands!”

And of course her remark “not like Indians!”

Now, she wasn’t meaning to be racist – nothing of the nature. Nothing at all! Trust me on this one … But she said what she felt i.e. the “dirty Indians” thinking a lot of people have.

I tried explaining different cultures – that it was the “subcontinent” not just India that ate with their hands – some – yours truly prefers rice with a SPOON, hehe – never chopsticks and certainly NOT bare hands … (but if thats what someone wants, and in Southern India they do, I wouldn’t necessarily judge them on that either) …

I dont know if it did much good. Probably not!

China, and the dumb ass foreigners in it – used to be the level of expats was far higher, now its the dregs x 10.

But anyway, this whole eating with hands things…

The Chinese do it too – and WE do it too – dont we?

Burgers, pizzas, I dont see anyone using chopsticks for those!

And pizza can get nice and messy, as the Southern style fried chicken did back when I ate it – with my hands – and a nice mound of used and new paper towels next to me!

I’m sure y’all FEEL me on that, hehe.

It’s this stupid thinking people have – the Chinese dont like eating with hands, when called out, they do it, then Northern China eats with hands a LOT – except with plastic covers on the fingers, apparently thats fine, India apparently thinks the Chinese have strange eating habits, and so forth …

And all in the while here, we in the West are happy enough to, as my friend said , “dig in” with our fingers. Especially CHICKEN!

Weird, this thinking …

Anyway …

Equally weird, or what is so, you wanna know?

I’ll tell  you.

I’ve told you why I never eat lunch with my students in China. I’ve said it many times!

But I haven’t ever mentioned a reason equally important as what is mentioned int he above link (which is kissing up, free English lessons and so forth, and the desperation of the Glyn Bozo sorts happy to do it) …

To do that, let me tell you a story!

Few years ago, the lovely Carol, the almost as lovely, or lovelier, depending on how you look at it Grace – and another guy – and me – ate lunch.

Of course yours truly was the monkey – or guest of honor.

Truly, this crap the Chinese have about inviting the teacher out for lunch occasionally isn’t just about “respect” or so called respect. It’s an excuse for them to go eat out, and spend money without feeling guilty over it “we’re doing it for him!” crap.

An dof course, the free English lesson.

That time, I remember going into some restaurant.

And – the three of them just chatted NON STOP in Chinese, and I remember feeling – hey. What am I even doing here?

It pissed me off, and I told Carol and Grace about it later.

Not because I wanted to understand what they were talking about – it was finances, and thats fine – they thought the foreign devil spoke or understood no Chinese.

and Chinese, and money …

Its this – when you INVITE someone out – you at least be a BIT polite to him or her!

I mean, think about it. Sitting there, and all they do is gab away in their own tongue the foreign devil doesnt speak.

Just plain fuckin RUDE.

I can hear the Chinese start to shout about it.

“He disrespect China!”

“This our culture!”

“If you in China, you speak Chinese!”

and other retarded crap.

Let me debunk it.

Lets start with #3. LOTS of people in China dont speak Chinese, as for speaking their language, I dont see them asking us to do that when we deal with them and their factories, so why the double standard????

Ah wait, because it’s always about China, and them making money from us, then it’s ok, not the other way around!

And second, these people KNEW I didnt speak Chinese – not only that, they KNEW learning English from someone who didnt speak Chinese, or tried not to – because if you’re teaching a language, you teach the language, you dont pander, and the Chinese are more than willing to lapse back into Chinese ANYTIME, becaus eguess what, they never came there to learn, all about so called “face” …

So knowing that, if they invited me, then ignored me – well, typical example of why I dont do it.

Of course, most Bozo expats in China are happy to take it.

“Free meal”, as Glyn often messaged me, and for him it was …

Or, and again, Glyn – but here he is NOT the only one – “too scared to offend those with the money”.

So PATHETIC, so fucking PATHETIC!

I done told Carol, Grace everyone about it … I could care less.

Now, the other thing s- culture and offense?

Another story first!

A Chinese dude I once worked with, Victor, said it wasn’t just foreigners it happened to – he’s from a different part of China than his wife, when he went home for Chinese New Year – guess what.

SAME THING

He was sitting around the table, and no-one spoke Mandarin (Chinese national dialect) – they all spoke in whatever local dialect it was.

To be frank, he understood some of it, so he was better off than me in that regard.

But still, he was pissed, and told me.

“Ok, I get it”, I said. 

“Then you shouldn’t complain!” he retorted. 

I laughed.

“Well, Victor, aren’t YOU complaining as well?”

I mean really, there is a limit to stupidity and RUDENESS, and all the examples above are just that, stupid – and RUDE to a T.

Which is why I stay away!

Golly, had to get that off my chest – now I have!

Anyway, back to cleanliness and hygiene to finish this one off.

As Martin Farmer Burns said in the 1914 mail order course Lessons in Wrestling and Physical Culture, the laborer on the road, hot and sweaty could and usually is indeed cleaner than the so called spic and span office workers, smelling nice and all the other crap.

Truly, cleanliness from the inside out is what HE was talking about – and what counts.

You can smell as purdy as you like, aint gonna make a difference when you’re so constipated your breath smells – or, when you sweat even a mite – it smells like a garbage dump or worse (like Schofield, zero “internal cleansing”).

For Schofield, of course, its a different tale with regard to breath etc , we all know why …

But really, deep breathing done right and exercise that taxes your body from the INSIDE OUT – that is what cleans you both internally – externally – and MENTALLY, friend.

Id rather a good sweat anyday over a good shower IF – I repeat, IF – I had to choose!

Personally, I’d work up a great sweat first and then shower, not the other way around, but what do I know…

Anyway, this one is a RANT el supremo.

But it’s true too!

And to end it – the fitness system kicking RUMPUS all over the world – the 0 Excuses Fitness System.

Pick your copy up now.

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Remember that company I spoke about yesterday? Now, in addition to the gimmicky sales crap they’ve put up, its more “fake proof” as well in terms of social shedia popping up on their site.

I dont know if they know just how much they are turning genuine customers OFF.

I mean, nothing wrong with Tom Tomming genuine sales, but when you see fake crap, you can spot it a MILE away…Ugh.

It well and truly seems to have taken ROOT.

And if people truly care about something – anything – they’re being LEAST vocal about it these days unless it’s a cause “championed” by some idiot with x number of followers, or if it’s the latest “Octopus” game which I really mussssssssssssst try because it’s some popular Koreans something.

I’m even befuddled by the constant selfies people keep taking – and in most of those cases, you can almost peel apart the makeup and see the exhaustion on peoples faces – their eyes.

Of course, most of the Bozos globally doing all this wouldn’t think twice, they’d swipe right or click, or something, and move right on.

But it beats me, really.

Just WHY don’t you care?

I dont get it, friend.

And I dont get some of the lunacy going on either – according to Yahoo! News, the latest is that Google etc have been ordered to “secretly” hand over search terms (certain ones) – and the users and their info who search for them to the “government” …

i.e. is this news even real?

Dont get me wrong, I wouldn’t put it past big tech (except Amazon) to do something like that, but to me, the vast majority of bunk spread out there is SCARE MONGERING.

And they’re doing a damn fine job of it, from what it seems.

People in general seem to have given up hope – or caring.

“We’ll see what happens”.

Passive observance never really led to anything, my friend…

“We can’t change anything!”

Well, if enough people get together – you CAN.

It’s often one man’s (or woman’s) idea that changes the world.

“Those times are long gone!”

May I know “why”?

Beyond the BS, the Universe hasn’t really changed, my friend.

(other than the massive increase in the number of bozos when presented with a fact based argument either opt out – “gracefully bow out” – or just start yelling about some BS)

(Yes! Can’t answer something, just get irritated and yell. SAGE! -not, hehe)

Human kind, as I was telling a certain Maria the other day is but a blink of an eye for this massive Universe we live in.

The laws remain the same, and always shall.

Anyway … pointless trying to tell people that dont care.

But the good news, there’s still some doers left – that DO CARE.

And for those of you that still do CARE – about your life – health – strength – fitness – we’ve put together a special rewards page.

As expected, the 0 Excuses Fitness coupon is getting some special interest right about now, hehe.

I get it, hey.

A welcome discount .. which is fine.

And if there are more you’d like added on to the page, or anything specific you’d like to see, please get back to me and tell me.

But doing nothing, and “its all going to shit”, and “I dont care” – please dont get back with those answers as they accomplish nothing.

Solutions is where it’s at, friend, not endless whinging.

And my products offer just that – solutions – to something you can damn well control, your life, health and fitness.

I’ve seen people these days that used to work out.

Running, jogging, even lifting weights, whatever it is, they did it before – over the last few months?

They’ve just STOPPED.

In some cases, people have ballooned back up to what they were.

They look at themselves in the mirror, and wish “the fat wasn’t there”.

Guys look at the man boobs, the “fat around obliques”, as someone recently put it (of course, getting Corrugated Core and DOING was too much of a stretch) .. women worry about saggy breasts or if theyre bone thin (China!) “how to gain weight” – and if already in decent shape “I dont look good”.

Never satisfied, it seems, which is fine …. (always strive for more!)…

Yet, they’ve stopped giving any sort of F about it … 

(I should know, a lady in this category falls into the coaching client category!)

When asked, her response.

“Oh, whatever, it doesnt matter any more”.

Huh???

Amazingly enough, this person has NO financial issues (I know sounds strange, eh?) – no real health problems  -fairly normal family life – and so forth.

And yet … !

The scare media is really doing a great, great job globally it seems..

Anyway, all the anti-scare stuff I say is so much water off a duck’s back if you choose to exercise your right NOT to think – not to snap out of self imposed lethargy and so forth …

But the rewards page is there for the doers. (or I wouldn’t have created it).

More to come , but for now …

Go get you some NOW!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – If it’s constant “I dont give a shit” about anything – well the answer to that?

Personally, I’d say LOSER with a capital L x 100, but then again, what do I know, I’m “just the fitness guy”, hehe…

PS #2 – Listen, it is not just adults falling prey to this – its kids too.

Take a look at the mental health of your kids NOW if you have ’em, if not, look at what is HAPPENING around you (not the sh-news, but what is REALLY happening, how kids are behaving, childhood obesity etc!).

I’ve seen kids doing the same exercises – modified – that adults do – and believe me, these days?

They need it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I understand the need to “pamper” kids. It’s different from when we were growing up.

But the best thing is not to pamper, it’s to give something something that will help them their entire lives, and DO with them – and if you crack open Kiddie Fitness, you’ll see its JUST what the ole Doc ordered in that regard.

And if you dont care, well, you dont care… but you should!

We finally got this one up – and running!

Basically – this page contains some great coupons, discounts – for both you returning customers, and ongoing customers – in a manner we hadn’t done before!

Sometimes, and often times, actions speaketh louder than words – so check out the page HERE.

Have fun ordering!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

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Recently, a company that I used to greatly admire (and indeed, I use their system as the backbone of some – or a lot of what I do here on this site) sent out a mass email.

Their owner was, after 12 years or so, handing over the company to another (somewhat bigger) company – equally well known apparently in the digital world.

Another software company.

(ever notice how so many visionaries that started companies – huge ones, or even small ones that made a huge impact – are resigning, or moving on to better things or something now?? Google guys, Jeff Bezos from Amazon, and a litany of other doers.

They figure they’ll cash out while the going is stil good – hehe – bottom line.

Cant say I blame ’em – and in Jeff’s case, he sure ain’t cashed out like a lot of others has, he’s simply reinvesting into the next big thing down the line!)

But all these people give SOME sort of a story or the other i.e. “the right time to leave” or “life happens”, or something…some “sound and feel good story”.

yet, when I read these stories, I have to suppress a chuckle.

Like dude, just be honest and come out and say it – the PROFIT margins if any are no longer worth it, not to mention the hassle!

Ain’t nothing wrong with going out on a high, onto bigger and better, yet, we rarely see that being written or said?

Maybe not everyone is as brutally frank as I am.

But anyway, so this company CEO was doing the same.

And while the personal reasons mentioned are likely true, I KNEW the biggest reason was what is ABOVE.

i.e. MONEY – financial reasons.

Their site was down briefly the other day.

It’s back up now!

And … voila!

It’s back – in a much more SALESY format.

“Discount coupons” and “stamps” stamped all over the page.

“100% money back if not satisfied guarantees” everywhere!

And of course, the tacky “strikethrough” i.e. the prices have been increased for all their options from what they were – BUT – they’ve got higher prices with a strikethrough above.

Nah, fellas, it doesnt fool us. (like, why would anyone give up an obviously GOOD THING?) (unless you profit more by giving it up but that aint the case here)

And whats sad?

They’ve got many loyal customers like me who will see through that BS instantly.

Yes, I get it.

Profits are likely at an all time low if at all, their coders need to be paid and so forth.

If I were them I’d just increase prices upfront, like I do with my books and products!

For me, I think it’s best to be upfront.

And as I finish doing on the other site what NO-ONE except Amazon is doing these days, and what I will do on this one too i.e. a REWARDS program for you guys – (indeed, businesses even when you mention this to them directly, they just look away – people have LOST long term vision apparently??? People have lost sight of the fact that FOCUS on the customer is where it’s at!) . . . I stopped doing that to write this to you, because its just so important.

Dont you just hate that?

A great company, except now you’re at the site, and you see clearly tacky BS there…

That will never happen for a visitor to our website!

I’ve used the strikethrough before, but only when it’s REAL.

And with us, what you see (like with Rahul Mookerjee) is what you GET.

You either do or you dont.

And you’ll certainly never see any tacky BS like that happen to us.

Hey, they switched owners for a reason like I said.

And I suspect it’s going to come back and bite them in the ass – their tactics.

(What people really loved about them – their stuff worked – and it still DOES, they’re great – dont get me wrong! – that despite their initially high prices, there was no sales BS about them – no repeated badger “buy nowwwwwwwww!” emails, no repeated offers, and so forth. I think they sent ONE email if the guy didnt buy, that was that – now? They send out way more – and this change is happening right after the “handover”, so …)

(i.e. people loved their products and the NO “pushy sales” thing – they had it RIGHT, like Amazon does, like WE do.

Trust me, if people want to buy, they’ll come back to you anyway, turning them off with this salesy crap isn’t really worth it long term – but businesses dont care anymore, which is utterly, to me at least, insane.

Bills, yeah, we all got ’em, but there are different ways to think about this particular kettle of fish, most choose the profoundly moronic Bozo way)

Anyway, I’m out.

Be on the outlook for the rewards program and link – should be up soon!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Give first, and THEN you shall receive. 

Universal mantra that holds just as true today as it did when Emerson said it, since the beginning of humankind, Universe, even!

“They’re both two sides of the same coin!” I catch myself saying as I write this.

Hehe.

I dont know, when I was teaching my – or when she was somehow “learning” the art of division (a sage art, hehe) – in MATH, not LIFE (although marketing is in her blood too!) – daughter – she asked me for a sheet of paper, and showed me a screenful of Math she did (she did two out of five at the time I saw it).

Both correct.

30/6, 14/2 … elementary.

“Dad, I used Multiplication to do it!”

I said that was ok. “They’re both the same thing, just opposite!”

And I toodled off online or what not …

I was going to say “Two sides of the same coin”, but I didnt.

But really – this brings to mind a couple of things.

First, the idiots who keep claiming “bodyweight exercises are soooooooooo simple”.

When you point out the facts, numbers, results, everything I keep pointing out here, they shut up, but now they have a new grouse (excuse).

“It’s SOOOOOOOOOOOOO boring to keep exercising at home”, someone recently told me.

“You keep talking pushups, pushups, but it’s boring, I want something new, outdoors!”

Well, get your ass outdoors then is what I told this lady in a very cranky sort of “growl” voice.

Catch me in the morning before I fully wake up, and I’m nothing but a loaded grizzly. Hehe.

Although I’m never in a bad mood when I wake up, never ever, I SOUND like it.

Hehe.

Those first few hours of the day, dont interrupt me!

We all have “that time” we need for ourselves.

Taking that time away destroys us mentally.

Growing up, I remember my father telling my Aunt something about “when he comes home, he needs 45 minutes or so to just … I dont know, do nothing!”

“Before and after that, all goes, but THAT time…” I remember him saying.

For me, it’s when I wake up – and write!

Or just putter…

But anyway … back to the idiots.

So now it’s “too boring”.

Hell, get your ass out of the house then. 

No…… the plague from China.

Screw the plague from China, friend – it’s as simple as that. LIVE your life – you got only one.

You can choose to cower in fear the rest of your life, or go out and do something that’ll drastically reduce the chances of you getting this idiocy (which are small to begin with you if you’re a healthy individual anyway and IF you do, you’ll likely recover anyway).

Lots of you live in surroundings where it’s even better than what I have or always have had for a lot of my adult life i.e. “hill right next door”.

Mine is in the middle of a huge city.

But lots of you live in the country.

New Zealand.

The Welsh countryside.

Certain parts of Greece.

The wild (not so) West.

Hehe.

Go out – do something!

But anyway … two sides of the same coin huh.

Let me give you a simple – “soooooooooooo simple” people say – yet they cannot do it – even the 5000 (I added the zero) lb bench pressers would be hard pressed to do this 0- ISOMETRIC MOVEMENT – that taxes your entire body like crazy.

It’s not a pushup, squat, pull-up – its not even the almighty BRIDGE I keep talking about in 0 Excuses Fitness.

You dont need to do dead hangs!

I dont know if I mention it in the award winning book on isometrics.

But it develops WORLD class levels of strength and power through the shoulders, core, grip and – FINGERS!

Martial artists all over the world do fingertip pushups for this effect.

To YOU – all I’m asking you is this.

Get in the fingertip pushup position, and stay there for 2 minutes.

Thats your workout for the day.

But beware.

Most people cannot make it past two or three SECONDS – let alone anything more than that before their fingers shake, bodies quiver, and so forth.

Thats right.

Too simple, huh.

Well, why not DO the thing and report back??

Want something even tougher – and even simpler?

Flip over like I show you in Advanced Hill Training – or even better, Animal Kingdom Workouts – into the crab walk – ON YOUR FINGERTIPS.

I’ll ask you to do the static pose for 10 seconds here.

Thats it, 10 seconds.

Trust me, if you can even GET into the position you’re in good shape.

And if you can do the fingertip version, you’re already half a stud, my friend.

Most people cannot.

Thats a 2:10 workout – you CANNOT DO.

And that taxes the entire body.

And you’re telling me it’s boring?

It’s simple

Its easy?

Fooey!

Really, the nonsense people come up with …

Anyway, idiots are the heavier side of the coin there, no doubt, but the DOERS are the side of the coin that really matter, friend.

And if you’re a doer, you simply must get in your pre-order for the best fitness course ever – Lumberjack Lodestone Fitness right NOW, my friend.

When I say best fitness course ever, I mean it – and thats saying a lot given the great, great stuff I have out already.

But remember, folks.

We need YOUR support to keep going at full blast – the DOERS need to step up, hence my repeated calls for pre-orders, or promoting the other books too.

Sure, it will help YOU first and foremost (which is the entire point).

But lots of you are falling into the “apathy” and “lets check the news to see how much everything has fallen” syndrome, which is not good, and its my job to give you that wake up call – or kick up the booty – whichever way you see it.

Hey, I wouldn’t be who I am without doing that!

As an aside, Bozo recently sent me a non functional link of “The Bozo is on TV”

Muppets? LOL.

Anyway, I’m out.

Remember – simple is what works the best!

DO the thing friend – and you shall HAVE the POWER!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Those of you that are returning customers, contact me, there is a special COUPON I’ve got waiting for you – October special. It’s huge so let me know – I’ll HOOK YA UP!

The core, my friend -that pesky core – is indeed one of the – if not THE most important parts of the body to train.

Not only does it hold the entire body together – your vital organs are housed within – and a weak core ultimately doesnt just mean a weak, flabby, hanging gut from Buddha – but it also means increased fat accumulation externally and on the chest, and most importantly, around the internal organs, waistline and so forth.

When your organs are surrounded by nasty, visceral or subcutaneous (yes, I know, one is more dangerous, but both are BAD!) – they cannot do their job right, or at all.

Doesn’t take a rocket scientist to guess what happens next.

Most talk about looks, looks, looks when it comes to core.

Ugh, this cosmetic nonsense – and of course, lots of idiots (males) have taken it even further these days with their silly metrosexual or whatever it’s called nonsense.

Anyway lets talk sports.

Back in college, a certain group of people whose physiques I was always in awe of – the blacks.

No, I ain’t even trying to be racist, or pandering, or anything, so please – STOP – if someone is thinking that.

Im stating FACT.

And I dont mean the gorilla like black guys either (like a friend of mine from the Marines once told me “Africans are the REAL gorillas” – which that they are, THICK!!!!!) …

I mean the tall and lithe guys … the BROAD GUYS.

As was once said about me and a far stockier “muscle bound” individual.

“He’s thick yes!” (so technically stronger!)

“But”, and the but had weight behind it.

“You’re BROAD!” 

I’d rather take broad over thick anyday if I had to really choose.

Now basketball is one of the perfect sports there is, and my friend Jay was talking about that when I first brought it up in college (the guy’s physiques)

“They get an overall body workout while doing it!”

Which is so true – like in swimming.

An dlike with my exercises and routines.

But this was really brought home to me when teaching my daughter to shoot hoops.

So cute to watch her try and shoot … And as I got the stance down, the “power comes from the TOES – and LEGS – and CORE” – and then the power into the upper back and finally the throw, she got it!

Perfect hoop!

I remember telling her.

“Core, honey, core!”

She was doing it “standing in one position” which is not how to do it.

Now, I ain’t no basketball expert, so those that are, feel free to prove me wrong on this one!

But “standing rooted” to a spot does not work in any sort of sport except perhaps chess, hehe – and even there, these guys condition themselves physically – and how!

You’d be surprised to know that most Grandmasters train like – catch you rbreath – TRI-ATHLETES for months before the chess match.

Climbing hills is HUGE with them – so are pushups, pull-ups and swimming – all done daily for hours.

Another most amazing fact?

They literally “sit” and burn calories by playing chess at the highest levels.

And that focus, concentration, mapping moves out like a computer or defeating one – well, it takes a  LOT OF PHYSICAL behind the scenes to sustain the MENTAL!

Back to sports – combat sports – staying rooted in one spot don’t work for boxing – wrestling – anything related.

Martial arts, notice how you KICK – and where the POWER comes from!

Muay Thai, Kick boxing, all of it is the same.

CORE!!!!!!!!!

Tennis, swimming, basketball – CORE!

Weak core, my friend = weak performance in life, in bed, in sports -it is that frigging simple.

I dont care how much you can bench or deadlift, if youve got a weak core and grip – you’re woefully lacking, and thats the fact of the matter, friend. Not to mention, weak core = open invitation to injury, especially for weekend warriors…

Core fitness is something EVERYONE needs to keep working upon, my friend.

And this here course is the best when it comes to core – Corrugated Core.

Truly, not for the beach puffers and buffers, but if yo uwant a real functional CORE, hardcore training, this is for YOU!

I’m out.

Back soon!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

I love extremes.

I write about it all the time. I live that way. I do THINGS that way. And my books – fitness routines – they’re ALL like that.

You either love me, and can’t get enough of me and what I Say (not Bozo style, I mean you either “really like me”) or you just hate my very sight, guts, and can’t seem to find enough opportunities to criticize me.

Growing up I often felt sad for being treated this way, yet, of course, I didnt know what a natural innate GIFT I HAD!

That, to be able to do it naturally – is natural sales and marketing – the ability to adapt on the fly – to power through circumstances and situations that would defeat 10 normal men in a jiffy – is a talent to be nurtured and admired, not “feel sad about”.

Thats OK.

I was young!

But anyway, I never consciously tried to be this way despite what the Tom Tom’s claim

The wall of positivity I created around myself from a very young age – not a conscious decision either.

The spirit of the great and immortal Napoleon Hill was there with me since I was BORN!

It isn’t for nothing I’m called a seer by many (and an utter fool and worse by many more, hehe).

I’ll take it!

Anyway, I wrote about how life comes full circle – always – regardless – on the other site. And in a bestselling book I wrote as well.

It’s one of the opening comments.

And the book , the way it proceed, it literally takes the protagonist through a journey good ole Rahul at the age of 19 would never have dreamt of but wrote about years, and years later.

LIFE ALWAYS COMES FULL CIRCLE!!

Charles, the friend or former or current or whatever it is, who always hated my very guts.

Who’d NEVER call out anyone for anything, but me saying it like it was, always had a lovely hissy about it. Hehe.

Who while he might not have directly created the memes Bozo so loves about it, was equally complicit in the racism because he never told me about it even once.

Till this date, never.

I haven’t asked why either.

For a guy who claims “only white people can speak English well” – … and then camouflages his rubbish by saying “they (chinese) want the real deal”, and attempts to pass off the racism as “I’m not racist because I bought stuff from India (of course, his girlfriend hates “dark people”, explains why Charles despite tom Tomming his desire to visit INdia never has, never will which is fine, I dont think India wants him either! – and of course, first thing his girlfriend did upon getting the stuff “he stole our money” – when it was the opposite – I literally begged Charles to take invoices, I literally asked him DOZENS OF times if he wanted do this, and so forth! – but yeah, “India man steal money!!!!!” – DUMB!)   … and of course, the usual “I’d rather have Indian food cooked by an Indian than anyone else” (which is inane, look at me, can’t cook damn near anything other than a good ole steak (ok, I do up some pretty good rump roasts too Glyn, hehe) – and someone that can – just because of race … I mean COME ON!!!!!!!!!).

So, I haven’t asked.

(and honestly, I let it all go until his last comment about restriction my freedom of speech when the Chinese intruded onto Indian territory, as they have done with so many other nations.

FUCK THAT – ain’t NOBODY TAKING AWAY MY RIGHT TO EXPRESSION AND FREEDOM OF SPEECH! 

Oddly enough, he was happy to let “people post angry comments” – they had the right – I didnt – he’s never explained it, but that really did it for me.)

(thats ok. takes a while to show one’s true colors).

Then, we have the outstanding Charles Mitchell, ex cop, and a man that embodies why I do all this!

Doing handstands and handstand pushups at an age way beyond 60 (most men call it quits at half the age), cannot get enough of REAL MAN TRAINING – advocates it to all – follows my emails, replies with intelligent comments – which is the whole point, not simply “agreeing” …

Bought so many of my books, left great reviews, not all, perhaps some aren’t favorites, but some are, whatever it is – a man that GETS IT – and a man that came into my life – ok, I said that the wrong way, hehe – I should say, the “customer” that materialized right after the other Charles got something from me that was SO Meaningful to me yet he just tossed it away …

Thats OK, Charles.

And thank you, Charles!

Think it’s just “Charles”?

Think again.

Herschel Walker, the guy I admire so much, and then another customer of mine John Walker – both unnrelated.

Then the spammer from Greece I was “foolish” (yes, foolish – I should have listened to my gut and never done business with “Feetus Footis”) to do biz with … and my great customers from Greece, probably the one I’d talk about most is Panourgias!

And so forth.

It beats me why people dont understand the concept of give and take, and that everything in the Universe, money included is cyclical.

Emerson and any great seer down the ages wrote about it, but I’d really, really recommend YOU to read the Laws of Compensation by Emerson.

No I dont sell it, no, I get nothing from it, but YOU LEARN some very valuable lessons – thats why I tell you this all the time!

You give FIRST, you get MORE in return, its that simple … 

People just focus on the end goal “get more”.

Thats fine, but every action does have an equal and opposite reaction, thing is, you gotta be willing to TAKE that action!

Life, my friend comes full circle.

It truly does.

Always has, always will.

And as the books ROAR on the other site, I’m out.

Remember to pick some products up – whatever you guys have decided – NOW.

I’m out.

Back soon!

BEst,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – We’re soon going to be adding wish lists and more to the site – stay tuned!

I’ve always been an online guy as far as I can recall, and people often made fun of this.

They’d mimic my accent (heavy Southern accent at the time) and go “there’s the awwwwnnnlliiiineeee” guy (funnily enough, when they had problems online, guess who they came to. HA!).

And there’s often been discussions and arguments at home (when I do actually “live with somebody” ) about why everything has to be ordered online.

And why I’m so happy with Amazon etc, and do (despite my complaints about them) business with them every opportunity I get.

It ain’t low prices, it ain’t free Prime delivery or what not , it ain’t drones sent in by drunken managers in the UK, it ain’t the fact they offer video, it aint’ that they offer every service you could think of (the only reason Glyn got booted from Amazon is they don’t do the “butt licking Bozo” thing, hehe – those types have no mooolah to start with, and never will – well that, and his fake reviews) …

It’s this – and I LOVE this about Amazon.

(oh, it ain’t just customer service either, oddly, that part of their stellar outreach has been declining as of late. Yes, the famous Amazon customer service has gone down…but..)

As is often the case, they’ve compensated everywhere.

Bezos had this thing in his head about marketing –

“In the old days, you’d spend 30% of your time building a product, 70% of the time yelling about it. In the modern world, that inverts”.

Now, I dont know so much about that.

I’m as modern – and old school – both – as they get.

And I prefer the initial approach.

Maybe someday when I am operating at Bezos like scale, I’ll go the other way! Hehe.

(Amazon is different, friend – they were pioneers in their field, and the scale at which they operate – they can do that i.e. they dont even need to market – and I’ve hardly seen them do it).

that dont mean they dont serve the customer’s needs though.

EVERY time I open Amazon these days – the app – I see something new.

Trick is, they dont need to send me emails in orde for me to open their app – much like YOU GUYS on this list, that even if I dont send a single email, y’all will still visit the SITE!

But I’m nowhere near that scale as yet, so …

But anyway, what  I love is this – “Ek Haath Do, Ek Haath Lo” .

Thats a Hindi expression.

It basically means “give and take”.

For everything you give, as Emerson says, for everything you lose, you GAIN something.

And remember, both gains and losses – good and bad – all come with compound interest!

I was trying to explain this to my wife i.e. I order so much from them because they understand how it works.

I can almost hear Bezos with his “loud laugh” and wink (ok, thats a defect he can’t control, but still) saying it …

“Give me some, TAKE some more!”

And may the cycle continue. 

Amazon seems to be only biggie out there that gets it, and understands this.

ANYTIME you do something on Amazon, you either poke your toe into their other services – or want to – and when you do, you GET something in return.

Free months, extra credit to balance, whatever it is, you shop more, use more, and the cycle continues.

I LOVE BUSINESS – and companies that do it that way!

I shouldn’t have said the only business out there.

0 Excuses Fitness does this too.

Show me ONE BUSINESS OUT THERE that overdelivers while underpromising, friend, other than Amazon, show me ONE!

Especially in the fitness vertical where you’ve got morons parading their six packs at every turn.

Idiots Tom Tommming the  Gym and retarded machines and “bro bench” exercises.

And so forth.

Show me one business talking about REAL training EVERYONE can do in their HOMES – without equipment – that works better – silently produces results you’ve NEVER Experienced before … and does all this while giving it’s repeat customers HUGE discounts – repeatedly.

Thats right.

People complain about my prices.

So be it.

They dont see the discounts I hand out lik e”butter” behind the scenes though … Buttery Behinds and Schofield like trolls, and idiots in general rarely do. Much like they never see all the WORK I put into this!

Thats fine though.

Those of you that know me, and have bought from me know I’m uber generous in that regard, and would rather dole out praise aplenty than criticism and HELP YOU.

Key being, of course, you have to be willing to help yourself FIRST.

Give me some, my friend – I’ll give you more in return you EVER BARGAINED for, but again, YOU have to take the first step here. Not me. 

If that part isnt there, all the talk and pushing in the world wont help an unwilling horse drink.

Anyhow, enough on this front.

Fitness wise, make a start today.

Pick up the greatest fitness systems of literally “all times” if you get my drift (it’s been called that – I’ll produce the actual email soon) – right HERE.

That, is THAT, then!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Crossfit, you said.

FOOEY, I say!

My courses go WAY ABOVE AND BEYOND in a way NONE – no others out there – DO!