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Dani and more, I should say. Hehe.

I mentioned her in an email or so prior, did I not?

Yes, Bozo Schofield. I did. I know he’s the one most interested in yours truly’s truly wicked and Lothario like ways.

We crave that (or covet) we CANNOT have but see daily.

Remove the cannot part, and thats what Hannibal Lecter, Glyn’s close buddy and confidante “in arms” said. Hehe.

Nah.

That would be doing Hannibal a disservice. He was SMART if nothing else, not a complete, useless, worthless, good for nothing dolt …

Unless you consider where his head usually is, and depending upon how one looks at it. Ugh.

Anyway, this is about the polar opposite eof the Bozo.

About a lady that as I said has been translating one of my books. “Madam” Daniela.

And as I finished chatting with her on that, she ended witht his.

“happy Blue Monday!”

Now, yours truly is well read, well traveled, and a complete ass at times (so they say, hehe).

So be it.

But I gotta be honest.

I thought she meant she was having a “blue” day. i.e. Bad day.

(no, Bozo Schofield and those that thought it. This ain’t got nothing to do with blue movies and the such)

(in a way it might, but NOT in the way you’d think!)

Anyway, I goggled it.

Googled, I mean. Hehe.

Here is what I got –

(I got it on the Bozo phone, so am typing it out instead of copy and paste).

Every year, the third Monday of January is dubbed “blue Monday”. The theory goes that this is the time of the year whwere we’re all cold, broke, and riddled with guilt that our new year’s resolutions to get fit, drink less alcohol, and be a better human being have falled by the wayside.

On that note, I heard my daughter school wanted them to do a resolution thingie on paper, and send it over online.

My first reaction?

Resolutions are the biggest CROCK ever.

OK for kiddie games, but that is IT.

And if you need proof?

Well, Blue Monday is the proof in the pudding.

Anyway I’m glad to report I’ve NEVER ever had any New Year’s Resolutions for the most part.

And without exception, everyone I know that has had them went on to … NOT accomplish them.

Or even get started.

You take baby steps daily.

You make EACH day great (as I told Daniela!).

And you realize that it’s small hinges that move big doors, not resolutions that subconsciously scare you from the get go.

‘Tis how it works, brah.

And in terms of FEELING great daily, that is key too. And no, long sessions on the asinine lat pulldown pretending to be “strong” or “big guy, but not fat” or any such ridiculous assertion aint gonna cut it bro.

Neither will long sessions at the Jim shim.

It’s SHORT intense workouts that leave you feeling – like a billion bucks – every day of the year – ALL day.

And yes, I AM pimping my products, and WILL continue to do so because guess what.

They ARE TRULY the best out there!

Jump on some now.

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Forget the resolutions to “lose more weight by X day, or x amount”. Do something DAILY, and you’ll get ther efar quicker without the drama or pressure!

(So says yours truly Lothario with proof in plenty of puddings).