Friend,

This is your LAST CHANCE to get Battletank Shoulders at the “throwaway price” it is being offered at right now (see https://0excusesfitness.com/rewards) for more.

Literally the last chance – I mean, we done passed last chance saloon yesterday but TODAY is honestly the last day the offer is still valid – for another SEVEN more hours, and that is THAT. ❗

If you’re truly serious about taking your health and fitness to hitherto underheard of levels, and building BRUTE, Gorilla like “battletank” strength and a rock solid “brutish” upper body, then dont let this chance go to waste.

Claim your copy now -along with the other great offers we have going on.

{firstname}, I dont know how else to emphasize the importance of this email – except to say you will NOT see this sort of offer again.

And, come the end of the year, perhaps even earlier prices on some other books will go UP as well.

If you want in, NOW is the time to get IN.

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

And are remembered, for ages I might add!

At least by the DOERS.

I gave you an example of that in the last email, and as I sit here, writing this (or as I WAS sitting here writing this), the doorbell “clanged” and I picked up a delivery.

“thank you”, I told the guy as I always do. 

Thanking people when they deliver , or do something for me – has always been automatic for me, even in cultures like CHina where it’s apparently “not required or expected” – or India “it’s too formal to thank “one’s own!”” …

Or tipping, for that matter. when I first visited China, I was told by some not to do it, as they might get offended.

Fooey, I remember thinking, and my conversation with Clement, a Chinese guy from Hong Kong confirmed this.

“Why on earth would someone get offended if you give them money”

I can understand making a public show of it etc, but  really – I’ve tipped and said thank you damn near everywhere – actually, EVERYWHERE I go without caring two hoots or not about “whether or not it’s in their culture”- much like if it’s Christmas, or whatever festival (I celebrate a grand total of none, hehe) – I’ll wish people anyway.

Like, some things you just do!  (even when you hear “but no-one does that here!”)

Guy looked up at me with a bright smile.

“Welcome, Sir!” 

Sometimes they dont say that.

The body language is what counts!

People can feel respect, people can feel that YOU respect the other person, therefore, they in turn respect you.

People can FEEL crabbiness, crankiness, rude behavior, or at least they SHOULD be able to .

Anyway ….

I’ve known people from all walks of the globe that deal with people based upon their status. So called status.

How much they earn, how “big or small they are socially” if you get my drift, and other nonsense.

“He’s just a delivery person!”

Maybe.

But that delivery person is the one bringing you your stuff to the door, making an honest living out there, delivering if it’s Amazon in rain, hail, sleet or snow …

To me, a little bit of respect goes a long way, it’s REMEMBERED.

For ages.

Unfortunately, it’s a lesson most of the world has forgotten.

And hence we stand at them cross roads.

Same thing for fitness, my friend.

It’s the LITTLE gains you make daily without even noticing that add up to big thing.

The day you crank out 100 pushups in a workout might be a red letter day for you.

It is!

It should be!

And it matters, hell yes.

But really, it’s the SMALL changes to your pushups, the “extra cm and pause” you do at the bottom of each pushup as you get better, the more you bend your back on the Hindus, those incremental changes you FEEL in each workout – or should feel if you’re doing it right – THOSE are really what keep adding up to massive gains down the line, some of which never truly go away.

Those that do the thing KNOW what I mean here!

It’s about gratitude, and DOING the thing daily, and some things, doing the right thing, never really goes out of style does it?

Not for me it dont.

Anyway …

You’ve got a few hours left still on the Battletank Shoulders sale, so if you want to claim YOUR COPY OF THE MOST elite – I repeat MOST ELITE – fitness manual out there – then go ahead and do so now.

And, let me be flat out honest here. .  .

I won’t be lying if I say you doers will DISAPPOINT ME if even ONE of you doesn’t take advantage of this great offer, as its a once in a lifetime offer (for this book).

some offers, they just dont come around again, this book is special. Very special!

They all are , but this one, I dont know, crank the workouts, you’ll see for yourself!

As with Advanced Hill Training and Animal Kingdom Workouts, I dont promote it a lot.

Some things, they just promote themselves eh.

I’m out.

Back soon!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

“I’ll have to pass, Rahul, thank you very much – it is still a bit much for me at this point!”

That was Clare from the UK emailing me – yes, with regard to Battletank Shoulders!

YES, that is a course that is for serious female trainees too!

She is a Corrugated Core fan already, so wants more (I dont blame her).

Anyway, this lovely lady didnt notice the returning customer discount …

I told her about it.

But basically, it was about “even with the discount, it was too much for her i.e. the book above”.

Which I get, hey.

My response to this sort of thing – provided it’s genuine – has always been, and it always WILL be – to work with YOU on things!

If you truly want it, my friend, you’ll find a way to get it.

Some of my BEST and most COMMITTED “lovelies” (nah, hehe) – customers – the DOERS – have done just that.

Some of them have literally moved mountains – at home and otherwise – with the Mrs and such – they will never say this, of course (they’re too humble usually!) – but they DID IT – on their OWN – to get my books.

Some of them – a LOT of them – do these workouts religiously almost every day and swear by a lot of them.

And believe me, it takes guts if you’ve REALLY got genuine issues – to talk about those to folks selling products etc, and requesting discounts etc. It is not just as easy as “can I get it for less”, a doer will NEVER THINK that way – it takes guts to ask for help. Believe me, I’ve been there, done that (way too less than I should, hehe, but I know!). 

Trust me on this.

And when I see people like that, THAT is what I want!

A huge smile breaks across my face – I’m more than happy to work with such people on anything!

Training advice, help, cost, pricing, just life advice in general, anything – I’m happy to do it!

Because that is what I want ABOVE ALL.

Sure, the products will be priced at what they are NOW.

The price will go UP as I see fit – it would not be any other way, and why? Because these are the best damn products out there, and anything less would be disrespect, period, and you guys know my thoughts on that!

My time, my work, the RESULTS this work gets people, the sheer TENACITY and “bull dog” like effort, the learning in the trenches, passing it on to you – all of that costs – and costs big.

End of the day , though, just ask my best customers.

I’ve always worked with them on price, because if they have genuine issues, hey – I get it!

What I want is DOERS to get my books – and then do – and then BENEFIT – and then share how THEY BENEFITED – from my stuff!

I repeat, I dont want Tom Tomming – sure, if you write to me (in the review, as one man recently did) about “crackling writing” – then I really do appreciate that, and it’s true too! – but (and he wrote more, I’ll share later) – what I really value above all?

Is how these products have helped you, YOUR thoughts and so forth …

And THAT is what I myself share on my site, because that is what it’s all about – getting YOU in the best damn shape of your life, ready to tackle damn near anything and then some.

Feeling good, looking good, the whole shebang – YOU!

It’s the price wankers, do nothings, morons, trolls and the lunatics – and those that again, DO NOTHING – that I cannot stand, really cannot stand.

So there it is, friend.

Remember – you’ve got less than 12 hours now, I believe to claim YOUR COPY of Battletank Shoulders – WITH THE OFFER GOING ON – and gain access to one of the most elite fitness groups ever i.e. those that are on these workouts.

Move aside Crossfit, martial arts workouts.

All of those are great.

But sheer workout brutality and toughness, as a customer once said, they will truly turn you into a part Gorilla – even if you dont want that, or aren’t thinking about it!

Back soon!

Best

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Other great offers HERE.

Friend, 

The level of idiocy out there just reaches more and more spectacularly MIND BOGGLING LEVELS! 

It could be my emails people have a problem with, as I’ve said in a past few emails!

It could be other marketers, it could even be Donald Trump, who is often pilloried for sending too many emails, “breaking all marketing rules”, for “pushing users”, and the “tone of his emails”, and just about everything else. 

Let’s talk Trump for a minute. 

A lot of folks claim (the Tom Tom’s, that is) that his marketing is geared towards the average 8 year old, and pooh pooh what he says. 

Disregarding the facts of what he says, which like myself, Trump is nothing if not brutally frank and honest, and says it, again like myself in a very unique manner. 

And like myself, doesnt shy away from kicking BOOTY when it’s required. 

Such as now in some cases, but we’ll get to that soon enough. We’ll get to that!

I mean, lets look at the “geared towards 8 year old’s” gripe certain idiots have. 

These folks are usually the same fools who complain “too many emails, Rahul!” and “he doesnt provide vallllllllllllluuuueee!” and other assorted Bozo like nonsense I’ve covered here in emails before – people that will neither take action, nor spend a red cent for anything. 

Yet, even these idiots fail to apparently notice that if these emails are getting their butts off the idiotic videos on the dumbphone – well – and getting these DO NOTHINGS to send long emails and complain when otherwise you could light damn near a bonfire under their asses and they’d still be glued to their damn phones – then these emails are a base level certainly doing their damn JOB. 

And the 8 year olds? 

Funny part, ALL successful marketing – especially the hugely successful campaigns appeal big time to that age group 6-8 in many ways. 

I dont mean in ALL regards. 

And I certainly dont mean they “treat their audience” as being part of that age group.

I mean the important part, the EMOTIONS. 

8 is usually the age kids give into all the pressure of following dictum, logic etc – and ignoring what worked so wonderfully well for them ie gut feeling, and emotion – and nothing else. 

Pursuing what they want, what they truly DESIRE!

As adults, we have to relearn these lessons over again, if at all. 

Those of us that do, the results SPEAK. 

But emotion wise, what we WANT doesnt go away – regardless of age. 

You still FEEL something, and feelings, even today are ultimately what drive action – of any sort. 

Trump merely (in his case) is being Trump, he pulls out some news, generates outrage, and then – and it sure helps it’s HONEST! – pitches whatever he wants to. 

It’s vintage Trump, Trump being Trump. 

Much like my emails are written “as if I was talking to you right now in person”, same thing with Trump. 

Mine are different in that I talk a lot more, perhaps at a deeper level. Hehe. 

Trump’s are “base”. 

Other marketers have their own style. 

But as a guy who I work with recently told me. 

“You can pull my ear this way or that, from here or there. But, the results remain the SAME”. 

Bingo. 

It’s those kiddie emotions one has to appeal to, my friend . . . 

Anyway, I dont know why I brought this up again. 

Perhaps because  as I said above, some people do deserve a kick up the ass, if just for how STUPID their comments are. 

“No-one cares!” went one idiot in response to the “TIME SENSITIVE” email I sent out. 

Well, apparently he cared enough to get pissed off!

I mean look, folks, I’m not going to stop sending these emails, I truly believe these are the best fitness products out there, they are worth every damn penny you invest in them, much like eating out at a Michelin grade restaurant, and when theres offers and such going on to save YOU a buck – I aint gonna shy away from saying it. 

Speaking of which … 

BIG NEWS!

There’s been such TREMENDOUS demand for Battletank Shoulders after the frenzy today that I’ve reactivated the sale – the special offer going on on that. 

But notice – two things. 

One, it’s only for THIS list. 

A special gift for YOU and YOU ALONE. (Want proof? Check out the rewards page. There is no mention made of the extension there. Neither is it mentioned anywhere else publicly). 

And two? 

You ONLY have 24 hours – or less than that, to claim this special offer, my friend on Battletank Shoulders. 

Thats right, and I repeat. 

⏰⏰The CLOCK IS INDEED TICKING on this one!⏰⏰

< 24 hours, so hurry – and get in while you can. 

THE OFFER WILL EXPIRE TOMORROW i.e. Nov 16, 2021 – NO MORE EXTENSIONS! ⚠

And #2, all other dates etc stay as they are. 

So rush – clock’s ticking – I am NOT going to extend this again!​ 

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Neither am I going to send out too many reminders about it anymore, I’m getting sick of the Tom Tom’s disrespecting the emails, I mean geez if you want out, just unsubscribe and be done with it?? Nah, but on another note?

I WILL, as I said send ’em. I do this for you, the DOERS!

PS #2 – Also, if you’re looking at fitness for kids, be sure and check Kiddie Fitness out.

The Trumpinator, my friend, is indeed a TANK bar none.

Keeps going no matter what.

Has all the laws of success down pat – naturally – much like yours truly does, and always naturally DID.

I believe Napoleon Hill did too!

And as the UNPRECEDENTED BIG BASH AND SALE on one of our best and toughest “never become a PUSSY!” books – BattleTank Shoulders! winds down to an end, I gotta say, as I said before,

PICTURES DO INDEED SPEAK A THOUSAND WORDS!

 

Indeed.

Sale lasts for TWO more hours, friend.

Take action NOW.

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Indeed a broad shouldered TANK is the Trumpinator, so can you, if you do what is said in Battletank Shoulders!!

BATTLETANK SHOULDERS!

As with the course itself, I’ll keep this discount simple – and HEAVY – and HARD HITTING! 

For a limited time, this MASTER PIECE OF A BOOK comes with an UNPRECEDENTED 30% off! 

Offer valid until Nov 15, 2021 – so HURRY!

(Applicable only to Battletank Shoulders!)

From https://0excusesfitness.com/rewards.

This is the THIRD TIME – and LAST TIME I’m sending this email out, because I truly believe you guys need to read this – see this- and take ACTION.

Sometimes, there is a time for talk, sometimes, a time for action, that time is NOW, my friend – for YOU.

Yes, YOU, friend!

There is no point “ignoring it” – you know, you’ve said it before yourself! – you WANT THESE BOOKS!

And with good reason, they’re the best. Period, the best out there, whichever way you say it – or frame it – that FACTS STANDS!

Some people won’t take action no matter what, which is fine, but this is for the doers.

ARE YOU A DOER, friend? ?

Well if so, take action NOW.

On this offer, also some other GREAT ones we’ve got going on.

Please dont postpone “what should be done today” i.e. NOW to tomorrow, as tomorrow “never comes”. 

As they said in the ole Akshay Kumar potboiler, “Touch me, kuch to karo” … 

i.e Touch me, DO SOMETHING – same thing HERE!

But hurry – the Battletank shoulders! offer ends TODAY.

Make haste – while the sun SHINES!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Here is the email I sent out on this earlier, in case y’all didnt see it.

 

LIMITED TIME OFFER – HURRY!

​

BATTLETANK SHOULDERS!

As with the course itself, I’ll keep this discount simple – and HEAVY – and HARD HITTING! 

For a limited time, this MASTER PIECE OF A BOOK comes with an UNPRECEDENTED 30% off! 

Offer valid until Nov 15, 2021 – so HURRY!

(Applicable only to Battletank Shoulders!)

From https://0excusesfitness.com/rewards. 

LOTS of you have been asking about this great book, possibly one of my best along with Animal Kingdom Workouts. 

And, this is exactly why I’ve got some offers going on for these books 

– some GREAT offers, if I might say so myself!

But hurry – the Battletank shoulders! offer ends TODAY. 

And the others – some of the ones you really WANT – will end in a few days, as you can see on that page. 

Make haste – while the sun SHINES!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

“Do you have eyes or BUTTONS!”

I was often told this when I couldn’t find something that was staring me straight in the eye, hehe.

As I talk about that old picture, I think buttons – hey, I’ll take that.

Those soulful buttons that have captured a bazillion hearts, those buttons that are the WINDOW to the soul, that everyone notices…

I’m not even a poet. I’ll stop!

But, I remember THIS line from Jurassic Park.

The book – not so much the movie.

“Life finds a way”, said Malcolm.

“I dont know how to put it, but it’s true”. It does!

He was talking to the engineers at Jurassic Park that were saying it was impossible for the dinos to breed.

Hmmm..

Apparently they built the dinos so that they didnt have a crucial gene needed to propogate.

Or, well, copulate.

Well, what happened was that the dinos – and no-one noticed this had some “frog” DNA or something that allowed the males to change gender or something, so some of them could “copulate” and produce offspring.

Glyn Schofield loved that movie, I knew there was a reason why. Hehe.

And produce offspring they did.

That was a book, a very well written one, like all of mine.

But its true, life does indeed find a way.

It could be digitzing Earth in space and storing stuff in miles long , I dont know, server racks or what not in space, it could be SURVIVAL NOW – it could be, I dont know, but as long as there is life, it will find a way to survive and thrive – and PROPOGATE.

Or at least, some will…

Anyway. Why do I keep bringing all this up.

Well, because a lot of you, my friend, have been reading these emails, and not taking action.

That includes YOU, my friend.

I’ve sent you these emails about the offers, the products, the compilation offers and so forth …

But, while some of you have taken action, a lot of you have not.

And the time to do so – is NOW, my friend.

Take action now, and start reaping the rewards “in perpetuity”.

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – And those that have STILL not gotten the 0 Excuses Fitness System, I dont get it, just what the hell are you waiting for, my friend, brother, and sister? I dont get it, write back and tell me, it’s the very baseline of any serious fitness trainee’s routine!

PS #2 – If you truly want it, you’ll FIND a way. Trust me on this one!

I read that Jeff Bezos claims that in the future, Earth will become nothing more than a “holiday destination” – sort of like you visit the pyramids in Egypt, you’d visit Earth, but that would be it for most people.

He said Yellowstone National Park, hehe.

I used the example I did because I wonder, with everything going on – it’s all a grand plan to CULL – I’ve been saying this for AGES now, precious few people have listened, and well, as we speak, the cat is well and truly amongst the piegons.

I’ve seen it, my friend – I’ve seen the future.

And the game ain’t even begun.

I know if I talk about “mind stuff”, a lot of you will say “hocus pocus”.

So I wont.

And while I’m not entirely sure about the space predictions Bezos makes coming true, I do know if they do, Earth would be left barely inhabitable, a far cry from the Yellow Stone National PArk he mentions – more like the dusty pyramids.

Anyway … Egypt has recently been hit by a scorpion attack, apparently they were forced out (thousands of nigh venemous scorpions – Egyptian scorpions are some of the deadliest in the world) due to extreme weather, and more than 500 or so people have already been admitted to hospital.

Truly the plague it is, when Trump said it, no-one listened, and now?

Anyway …

One of my earliest memories growing up was Dad taking two bottles and squishing a scorpion between them – we lived in the Middle East at the time.

Ugh, how I hate that area!

Not the people, not their culture, none of that.

But I wouldn’t live there if you paid me to. A company did pay me to live there, and it was very short lived indeed (although my lovely “wife” had a lot to do with that as well).

But anyway … memories, pictures.

Sometimes I wonder.

What will happen to all the black and white photos stored in houses globally – such as mine – when people “pass”?

My wife tells me they didnt even have a camera when she was young, and if they did, they apparently didnt care enough to take or keep photos.

But for those that did…

What will happen?

Will ALL be digitized?

How long will it all last?

Where?

Where would all the numerous websites out there go once their owners pass?

Hosting in perpetuity might be a thang, but I’m sceptical, as I am of constantly increasing Google costs and such for storage (I would use Amazon, I use them for damn near everything, but they dont do email so …) (well, not email like Google does).

Which is how Google got that popular if you think about it, I Still remember the link my father forwarded me when I was in China in 2003 to set up my Google account “by invitation”. Hehe.

Those days…

Anyway ….

I’ve no idea if my parents have digitized any of teh photos they have, yours truly, on the other hand has digitized everything several times over – whatever I care about.

This morning my daughter sent me a photo of a lovely phat phocker, holding a just adorable tiny little girl with big black eyes in his safe arms .

It’s her favorite picture.

And,  a running joke in the family too.

“Dad, YES, you used to be PHAT!”

Hehe.

Indeed!

I used to be a semi – cuck in some regards too, my friend – at least reading some of the conversation I’ve had in the past, it seems that way.

Nah.

I was never that Bozo schofield type cuck, but I did allow my emotions to get the better of me often …

But anyway …

(and end of the day, thats why it never worked out. Can’t keep a real man down for long, a good man … whats the saying? On the tip of my tongue, something about good men and bad men , my buddy from the MArines told me … I can’t remember!

I just remember the line in the Stallone Flick “Get Carter” – “The only good in man is that he realizes there is evil in him” (this is not verbatim, but its the sum and substance of the Fredrick something quote)).

Anyway …………..

Along with that pic, I stored a pic of a little boy too.

An inquisitive cute as heck little boy gripping something tightly, wearing Dad’s “construction helmet”. Hehe.

He didnt have teeth at the time, not even milk teeth.

But it’s cute, that picture, and the only one I’ve digitized of my childhood.

(Eyes like “buttons”, deep and thoughtful, friendly, sparkling, you know how kids can be so cute!)

Secretly, my Mom doesn’t really know about that!

Hehe.

But the rest of the pics, just what I’ve taken, my old passports and such …

But anyway, makes me think.

What will happen “to it all”.

And anyway – digital is great.

So is paperback.

So are hardcover books!

THAT is why I dont go fully digital on this site, or any of the others I own.

Because nothing beats the smell of a crisply printed book, eh.

And on that note, I’m out.

Remember all the special offers we have going on.

And remember the two books y’all want the MOST – Battletank Shoulders, and Animal Kingdom Workouts.

Take action NOW, friend.

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS- Bezos didnt answer if Amazon will deliver to space, hehe. Maybe they’ll store everything there tho! Who knows..

PS #2 – Sometimes, indeed most of the time, I believe the best memories are those locked in thy BRAIN. Trust me on this one!

But, photos definitely have their place!

Indeed worth a 1000 words, a bazillion emotions. . .

You new guys on this magnificent, indeed the best of it’s kind fitness list out there – well, yall probably dont know a lot about the Bozo .

Google’s your friend, indeed, or just stay tuned HERE.

Bozo Schofield  residing in Brum, UK – or infesting the sewers and pubs there, not necessarily in that order, when he manages to scam money out of Mommy or some fat woman he’s trying to scam in the Phillpines that is, else he’s stuck “sticky finger” in Mama’s basement pestering a certain Josie (awesome gal!) or watching S and M porn or whatever they call it.

I do know what they call it. Hehe.

But anyway, him and others of his trollish sort I should say.

So many people get scared of trolls, “oh my, what will others think”, trolls like him have literally driven people to RUIN, yet, yours truly, incredibly?

I truly cannot get enough of the trolls.

Neither can my world famous course Shoulders like Boulders! 

John Walker, a great customer of mine once had this to say about the best course on pushups ever.

“Mate, since Pushup Central seems to be the book you’re the most proud of, and the one the trolls attack the most, that by itself makes the choice. I’ll get that!”

He’s got plenty of others too.

“I want to own ALL your books”, he told me.

I’m sure he does, he will, he’s more than halfway there I think already!

But anyway, Pushup Central remains a favorite for me and many hardcore fitness lovers, but the real dark horse?

Isometric and Flexibility Training, truly shaking the whole world as we type.

Anyway …

Take the Bozo’s comment on Pushup Central for one.

“A book on just pish ups”

“Boring!”

He went!

He has this insane “piss” fetish for one does the Bozo, friends of his do too where they want their unwilling gals (for Bozo thats his palm) to shower them golden if you get my drift (though Bozo wants cash showers more than anything else, he’s got a stripper fetish as well, ugh. Apparently he wants to “change his gender” or the politically correct way of sayin g”tranny”).

Well, to market it?

Just say the opposite, hehe.

Or, just roll with it!

In either case, you’ll see how the results flow, especially after the trolls attack the book. Hehe.

“Ugly Paki” is what he calls me.

Hey.

Im incredibly good looking as I keep saying! 

Hehe.

As others, everyone says …

Nigh everyone, even my worst critics have never denied either that or my superlative communication , brutal honesty, and skills and email artistry.

Doesnt hurt does it, that it’s true.

Ditto for the comments on Pushup Central …which you’ll see on the sales pag e(real comments, not the trolly ones, and we want more of those, please, my friend, REVIEW!).

One like THIS ONE from one of the best customers ever ” a brother from another mother”, indeed, hehe.

BRUTALLY EFFECTIVE!

The Bodyweight Guru has done it again, 55 ways to bring on the pain, a magnum opus on how to really use what is possibly the world’s oldest and “most diverse” exercise.

If you’re like me, you live for that pain, the feeling of your muscles as they stretch and contract and how your body screams at you to stop but your mind will not allow you to quit, you have that target in your mind and you cannot stop until you hit that target, yes my friends this is training “brutally effective” training.

Buy this book and take up the challenge of Push Up Central.

The Bodyweight Guru is waiting for you, let him show you how with this (innocently sounding) book you can become more than you could ever have imagined, this is hard training at it’s absolute best.

Now a word about the previous review, Glyn Scofield is a total moron and his reviews suck almost as much as he does, Glyn, if by chance you ever read this, do yourself a favour and just stop, nobody cares what you think.

Anyway – you can use these trolls in ways they never imagined. Hehe.

And I’ll be putting out a course on it soon, and how to benefit from it like never before, much like the world famous course on not just countering, but benefiting IMMEASURABLY from Nazi feminism – Bozo Schofield plays a part there, and he will play a – again, true – part in the book on trolls and profiting from them too – hey, Glyn was the one that kept lying about getting selected on some silly “movie extra” role which he paid for, yet they didnt take him – so he might as well play a part, a TRUE part here. Hehe.

But for now, another example.

Schofield calls me a “cock loving faggot”.

Lord knows why, self projection taken to an extreme I suppose.

But Bozo inspired a course called “**** worship for faggots” – or something like that – I know the guy who wrote it, great, great guy.

He wasn’t sure how to write it thought.

“Just put yourself in Bozo Schofield’s shoes”, I said, laughing.

He knows Glyn from all the trolling he’s done here.

And write from that angle!

And then, of course, for “whose to worship”, well, he didnt need any better example – ugh!

But anyway – thats a real course, and one of the most popular ones on his site (he’s a great dude though, I’ll say that, I’ve helped him with marketing etc, and he’s a real man, unlike many of the idiots who claim they are, yet really are anything but).

But again, Bozo to the fore …

So many nigh ways you can profit from dem trolls, friend, so many …

Hehe.

If you only know how!

Anyway ………………….

Maybe minting money from sending out a few emails a day ain’t your thang.

If not, I get it.

But surely, getting in shape – and quick – IS?

IF not, you wouldn’t be here …

And for those of you that have still not invested in the baseline, best fitness system out there – well, do so NOW.

Rest of you, get the products you’ve been meaning to, no more putting off what should have been done yesterday, my friend.

I’ll be back!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – AND LEAVE REVIEWS, PLEASE!

Link in the download email …

PS #2 – My magical fingers surely do “strum” the Bozo like a well strung guitar, eh.

He shrieks just like that! Hehe.

Category three hurricanes, I told my daughter recently, grinning from ear to ear like a Cheshire cat!

I can sense her thoughts literally.

And as she thought, her thoughts SPED to me – and I remembered one line she often proudly tells her classmates at her basketball class for one, and likely school too, when she goes “in person”(I think thats been like, forever, a day and a half, and then some …. and the idiots are shutting down yet again. UGH).

“My Papa climbed hills in category three hurricanes!“

Brings a lot of wow’s, oohs and aahs from most people …

Except of course Grannies and Tom Tom’s who pooh pooh it as being “so what” (despite them not being able to climb ever in their life, period, let alone in any sort of tyhoon which is what they call ’em around these parts).

Actually, I’ve climbed in damn near Category FOUR hurricanes, with trees falling around me – literally.

As I told my daughter a while back.

In China, a while back, I quit drinking beer period, but still climbed hills and worked out like a MANIAC, just to see if I could DO IT.

And then I grinned again.

And I did!

Which I did.

Hehe/

Hence the “beer or hill” question, hence my famous answer …

Anyway …

I told her the following too recently, I keep telling her.

I dontknow why I said this, but I did.

I think something about her asking me what my favorite color was, why I don’t wear orange or what (I wear mostly red, black and blue).

But I did wear orange before, bright orange and looked pretty good in it.

My looks will remain the same, honey – I grinned at her. 

No matter what I wear, as you know … 

I’m an incredibly good looking guy. Like a movie star, one of the best!

And then, I followed up with this.

I’m also an incredibly humble person

. . .

NOT!

Hehe.

but really, I AM a humble person, very much so, all the movie star comments.

I’ve never once – I repeat – once in my life said I’m good looking even though I’ve always known I am, people have always told me about it.

My friend Dheeraj in school went so far as to say this –

“Tu just samjhta hai too acha nahi dikhta!”

You just think you’re terrible looking.

When in fact, you’re extremely good looking.

Nah, Dheeru Bhai.

(Bhai = Brother. Hehe).

It was my STATURE that always bothered me.

And I tom tom my fitness gains like NOTHING AND NO-ONE EVER CAN, and will continue to not so humbly – coz?

“Bing I earned the right to”.

You heard me.

Hehe.

Not even living on MSN or the dumbphone there.

(I asked Sophia why she’s always in a bad mood these days “bing living is tough” was her answer, then I asked her “was that not alway the case, Gorilla Girl”, she replied with yes, I asked her, well, maybe you think “now is tougher”, then I got bored with it.

People in general have become so fake and artificial ; unwilling to look past what they think is in front of them.

Gorilla Girl is better tho, at least she responds, most won’t even do that.

She also wants to leave China, one of the silent majority that does. Big time!)

Anyway …………………..

I’m an incredibly humble person, ain’t I.

If that makes you burst out in splits, well, then like I told my daughter.

“Always remember, if you can make people laugh, you’re halfway there!”

Just look at the amount of money comedians make. 

Hehe.

Laughing all the way to the bank, literally.

That right there is yet another thing I either tell, or transmute to my daughter, whether I’m physically there or not.

It reaches.

And it PENETRATES her subconscious, these most valuable lessons, as opposed to the rot people around her try and fill her brain with better than any other lesson could, because it comes straight from the heart, it taps into EMOTION, it …

In other words, it’s marketing 101 or perhaps marketing base camp.

I was recently having a conversation with a coaching client bout it.

“Dude, you gotta DO the thing” I kept telling him.

“You know, create a product based upon your thoughts. I dont care what it is, EVERY SINGLE thought you got in your head, every single one of them no matter how wacky or crazy or socially incorrect or NON PC or what not – can be turned into an info product people will pay big money for”, I told him.

(he’s struggling trying to build the life of his dreams).

“I dont care”, I repeated. “I do not care what it is …” 

And it’s true, most people dont get it.

Then be honest, I told him, and share things honestly with people, the REAL YOU.

“I mean, you gotta be HONEST, flat out honest, stop worrying – really stop worrying about what “people think”” – I kept telling him.

I dont know what I Said after that, it’s there on the voice recording I sent him – was about 15 minutes long.

Value for money is what Rahul Mookerjee provides par excellence.

But I ended with the marketing base camp thingie…

Well, my friend, this is but one of the lessons I give everyone, young or old, or in between …

And you have it FREE now.

Plenty of other fitness related lessons- – most valuable lessons, including a hidden secret tip on BREATHING – yes, just BREATHING – that will not only help you recover quicker from your workouts without huffing and puffing up a storm even after sprinting, but also make you feel like NOTHING else ever could.

No, it ain’t just deep breathing done right if thats what you’re thinking

It’s that x 100 – on speed, literally.

And those that have the System know and are benefiting from it.

And if you ain’t one of the gang, bruh, jump aboard NOW.

All for now!

Best

Rahul Mookerjee

“The Stella Artios of Bodyweight Excellence Fitness Culture”

PS – And remember, the 0 Excuses Ship is value like you’ve NEVER seen before…

PS #2 – Trump of the tropics, Trump of the Toupee, I dont know, I’ve been called both before.  (The “Brown Trump too”, hehe)

I just love trump is all I know, hehe.

And I’ve always been naturally brutally frank like him.

Toss up as to whose MORE brutally frank, I said Trump, but as I keep saying, and I believe I did in Gorilla Grip – – a course that give you the UNNATURAL grip most people CRAVE – that grip that PULLS people towards you like bees towards succulent lip SMACKING, gob-licious HONEY – despite what certain fools say about “he doesnt include what the cachet of Marines does in the book” (I do, the idiot was a price Tom Tom and wanker) – he thinks “not a foregone conclusion”.

In other words, me.

HEhe.

Probably true too!

(and I told my daughter too).

“No matter what I say or how I say it, one thing remains constant. I’m brutally HONEST!”

Can’t deny the facts, hehe.

Amen, even if I say so myself!