True quote the above, and what John Walker, a great, great customer of mine recently had to say to me w.r.t a conversation we were having in response to one of my emails “The pot of GOLD at the end of the RAINBOW”.

“I will be training hard for as long as I still have breath in my body, training hard is how you know you’re “alive” without that feeling a man cannot truly call himself a man!!!”

I believe that was it, yes.  (both the quote and the email)

And we were talking future potential purchases for some part, but TRAINING for the most part!

Animal Kingdom Workouts in particular which he wants to compare to the workouts in Pushup Central (which Charles Mitchell, another great guy that GETS IT described as being “fu***** hard as hell!” especially some of the fingertip variants that he had never ever seen before!) . . . and thats why (and I believe I SAID this in an email too) I love this guy – he GETS it – and he IMPLEMENTS the information in the books!

Charles – do write back and tell me how you’re getting along with them fingertip pushups, hehe.

I Cannot tell how much nuts like “Keith James” annoy me and make me laugh when all they do is look at price and pictures. (Mamma Mai guy too).

Mai. Michael. English names, and Chinese … hehe. A girl actually calls me “Mai” for whateve rreason!

Anyway, that aside (no girls when we’re talking training, hehe, it doesn’t work!) . . . yeah. The Italian dude who bitched up a storm due to the same reason.

Can we say IDIOT with a capital I.

As Rod Steiger said in the Specialist in his inimitable manner.

“Idiota!” (that was spanish, yes, but being Spain and Italy are similar in many regards …)

Anyway, John emaile dme back today, and we (are) had a great convo. Here it is – and I believe YOU, the reader, can pick up plenty of VERY USEFUL tips from this convo alone – –

Hey Rahul

It’s great to hear from you too my friend, I do read some of the other stuff you write but I have to admit a lot of it goes straight over my head because clearly you’re writing about things/events that I have no knowledge of.

My wife is a lot better but she’s not quite fine just yet as she’s still suffering some after effects of the WU(HAN)FLU.

Getting back to talking about training as it’s what I have most experience of, I train alone but that is not exactly through a conscious choice on my part but it rather stems from peoples totally unrealistic expectations of what real training is.

I’ve lost count of how many times (after I’ve picked myself up off the floor) I’ve had to explain to people who wanted to train but who did not want to get TOO BIG!!! 

As I pointed out to them even if you wanted to get big unless you’re prepared to work your arse off the chances of you getting big let alone getting “too big” are zero.

It amazes me how many people just seem to think all you have to do is do a bit of exercise and boom you just explode into growth.

The most common reason my training partners give up is because they like the idea of working out and the thought of displaying the results of their labours, however, it’s the labour part of the equation that they never really come to terms with and once they learn that you actually have to put in the work before you get the results they just fall by the wayside.

I’ve had grown men tell me that they can’t train with me today because they’re still a little stiff/sore from the last workout, when I tell them that’s how a man’s body is supposed to feel, they look at me like I’ve got two heads.

Just picture this for a moment and you’ll understand why we are the mentally/physically weakest humans that have ever walked this planet.

Sorry boy’s I can’t come hunting with you today as my legs have not recovered from chasing after that antelope yesterday and I’ll just have sit with my feet up today until the stiffness/soreness in my legs subsides enough to allow me to function again, now where did I leave those painkillers???

Warmest Regards

John.             

Quoting from a previous email of his

Thank you again for your extremely kind though “unwarranted words”, (my thoughts on this are already known to you) I’m not in any way anything special.

I’m just an ordinary bloke who appreciates what excellent material you produce and it is you that deserves all the accolades and praise not I.

(in response to praising him, his training, and his ATTITUDE in general. A go getter at an age most men would give up LONG ago…)

Yours truly –

Hey John –

Thanks for the email! Hell yes, that is a damn good analogy! Matt Furey I think back in the day used something similar to explain this but youre right – animals in the wild don’t take “days off” and dont train “body parts separately” on separate days. Neither did MEN, either REAL strongmen or everyday men as “recently” as World War II – the strongmen back then were REAL strongmen as opposed to nutjobs now who claim saying “just do it” hurts their feelings (I know, it sounds unbelievable but thats pretty much one of the comments I got) – REAL BIG guys that were BIG and strong (Doug Hepburn – and guess how he got there!) – as opposed to BLOATED AND FAT (some of the jokers who can’t hold on to the chinning bar even yet diss pull-ups as being “just pull-ups and too easy” and that “deadlifts” are the real deal) and so forth – – but for some reason modern day man has become a “Chrome and Fern” addict and a complete MESS.

A caricature of what Mother Nature intended them to be as I say on the Animal Kingdom Workouts page, which pisses the Bozos off no end, but though it doesnt sound nice – – it NEEDS to be said.

You’re spot on. Folks look at the results, but disregard the years of hard labor and slog that went into it. A former friend of mine claimed “I’m skinny so I can do pull-ups”. When I show him the picture of a bigger me doing ’em, his response was “you were pretty thick back then! Did you lift weights?” (and he completely disregarded the reason I was showing him the “bigger” picture, and indeed have it on the covers of my elementary books on shoulders and pull-ups – and if he “got the reason”, he sure found a good way to side step it (though it’s hard to do so with yours truly, hehe)).

The doers in life, and there are precious FEW of them (like you!) understand what it takes though, and thank “the Lord” (I’m not religious as you know, haha) for them!

Not to mention that a lot of “getting big” boils down to genetics. Curiously enough the biggest dudes out there had the crappiest genetics. Doug Hepburn, Herschel Walker, you name it, and they ALL fought the “bad genetics” plague. . .

(like yours truly did and still does, hehe. But I welcome it. Makes the end result all the more “sweeter”). (Bad grammar and that, but hey …! ?)

(and FOOD. Lots of people ignore that FOOD intake is important too – but of course, it’s nowhere near as important as the fat guys make it out to be. Napoleon Hill was RIGHT when he said the human mind looks for 101 different reasons to NOT do the thing as opposed to point out the ONE glaringly obvious reason as to why they CAN DO IT!).

On that note thats a great name for the plague, hehe, and so spot on given the Chinese tendency for racism, both direct and indirect. The Kung flu, Fung Flu, Wu Fu, Han Flu,  LOL. All so true!

I’ve always trained alone too – mostly for the reasons you mention. People just dont get what REAL and hard training is about.

Keep fighting the good fight – people like YOU are what make it all worth it!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee (PS – This one deserves a mention in the daily newsletter, and you’ll see it down the road!)

(PS #2 – Brooks Kubik was the one, as I’m sure you know, that popularized “chrome and fern”. hehe. Dinosaur Training was and continues to be a CLASSIC!)

Well, my brother, I think THAT says it all eh.

Not to mention I left out the part about “excuse makers” up there, but … I think you, the reader, KNOWS my thoughts on them! Hehe.

Back soon!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Pick up some of our great, great products here.

PS #2 – I had no idea this great email would come through, but it did. Be on the outlook for another great one about Zero to HERO!.

And I mean nutjobs in general, not just their UNDISPUTED Leader Glyn “public welfare” Blowfield in the UK.

Anyway, I was thinking of none other than Charles Mitchell while doing a workout straight out of Barnstormer shoulders, a workout so intense I can barely type now.

Like Trump said, the brain often DOES FLY faster than them fingers!

And Charles owns both my books Shoulders like Boulders! And Battletank Shoulders!

Anyway, I gotta give you a tip right here.

A tip that the jokers will sneer at , and the doers will LOVE.

“FLEX THE LATS when doing handstand training as hard as you can!”

I could condense the entire course down to this one line (maybe a few more) and people would get their money’s worth!

I could increase the price even more, and they still would, despite what Keith James said about “the book is too short!”

And so forth (and other Bozos that claim “you just say just do it” when I talk about just doing pull-ups that they secretly WANT to do, but can’t because they’re flat out FAT – not BIG – there is a BIG – huge – difference bro).

Yes.

Might sound counter intuitive given this sort of training is generally thought of as shoulder training but believe me, I can barely lift up my arms now, and my shoulders ain’t that sore as my lats.

Yes, you PUSH with them lats!

Anyway, on to the hissy.

Many years ago, many many actually, yours truly moved to the Communist Republic of New York (state) for a job at GE Power Systems.

I loved the city I Was in.

But anyway, we went by bus for whatever reason.

Good ole Greyhound, and that trip was eye opening for more reasons than one, and it’s also why I never ever travel by bus anywhere, even short distances unless I HAVE TO!

Drive is my choice, as the Chinese say. Hehe.

Anyway, we saw the country change inf ront of us.

Was winter, so driving the South to the North …

And we checked in at one of those “livein type inns” until I got an apartment, which took a week or so.

You know the sort, I’m sure.

Not just a hotel room, but a tiny kitchen too, replete with certain appliances all of us sane folks need.

No vibrators for the Bozo, hehe.

But anyway, I remember what the Enterprise guy (rent a car) – big black JOLLY DUDE told me as I lugged my cases of beer and WEIGHTS out of the car (I bought ‘em at Walmart – stocking up for the week!)

“You got the weights and the beer!”

That I had.

But my trusty computer was still en route via UPS.

And that computer showed up – but in “two parts”.

They said the entire delivery would show up on a certain day, but while the CPU showed up, the screen and keyboard didn’t.

I got pissed, and tol dmy girlfriend who thought “I don’t know why you’re pissed”.

One thing led to another, she left in a huff screaming and shouting.

“I’ve had enough.! Really! This is too much! I’m going to kill myself!”

Off she drove in a huff, looking every bit the Casino waitress with LEGS TO DIE FOR she was … long blond hair flowing behind the wheel of the Rent A Car (white Altima I believe? Sorry Jyoti, hehe).

But anyway, I knew she was throwing a fit.

With women tho, One never knows.

I called the cops just in case.

And a friendly older dude showed up, and he was most understanding.

“I know, man!” he said sighing. “Ive got a 17 year old daughter and she’ sjust like that!”

My ex wasn’t 17.

She was OLDER than me, for Chrissake (I was 20).

Hadn’t reached the “key age” for Enterprise. Hehe. She bought the beer, of course!

(I paid)

But point being this.

She eventually returned weeping up a storm.

He counseled her so expertly for a minute that I Couldn’t believe my eyes.

HE’d probably done this dozens of times before, hehe.

And thats why I LOVE cops in general – another reason.

Probably some bad apples, hey. I doint know. But by and large, stellar people, and if there is ever an example of “scum on earth”, it’s the BOZOS who attempt to “defund police departments” and the like while complaining “cops don’t do their job!”.

SO STUPID. Much like the hissy my lovely ex threw.

Ain’t they all so lovely, hehe.

Aint’ an asshole for rubbing it in in terms of the Bozos asking me “how many girls asked for my WeShat”.

Ugh.

I prefer to be left alone, bro …

And Itell ‘em that too!

Some things you can’t control.

Anyway, how does this relate?

Well,s imple

The trollish one star reviews and blue flame special reviews all dance to that one tune.

Illogical and insane.

“Keith James” aka Schofield never did (after his three rants) tell us if he ever did handstands, or handstand training, or actually DID anything other than glower at the picture on the cover in annoyance.

How dare he.

And I, hehe.

Anyway enough on insanity and Bozos.

Get the REAL Deal in terms of reviews here.

(and no, I don’t disallow one star reviews. I mean, Jesus, dude. How would yours be there if I did? No to mention I don’t run Amazon, tho I’d love to).

On second thoughts, nah.

I’m happy being “el caveman”.

Must ask Senorita Dani to translate that, hehe.

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – We also have our books out in PORTUGESE. Truly a “rainbow pimp” I BE as I was once called, hehe. By none other than Tyrone Eric Milakuwhat Blanks, the CHAT-MASTER EL SUPREMO!

IF its ever published, that is, and as I sit here, looking at “her” – something which to me is intensely motivational and inspirational … well, I gotta write it NOW.

But bear in mind, the post/email will NOT be published or SENT – until the event in question occurs.

Which I have NO DOUBT it will.

I’ve had a premonition, and I have to write this!

And much like my other predictions, I’ve no doubt this will come true.

But still, I’ll post it later because there’s bound to be those “bound by logic” that will claim these things aren’t possible (and yet, somehow yours truly sees things in dream that end up HAPPENING in real life later!).

Or that same day.

And on that note?

Well, the next review for my Zero to Hero Book will be from a lady named “Marissa”.

Perhaps, but the “M” will be there, and I’m predicting she’ll be around 45.

It won’t be a troll review, and it will be real. She would probably give it a 5 star review, but at the end change it to 4, but the words shed write would MAKE IT a 5 PLUS * review!

Really.

She’d love the book, and the writing style and everything.

And not just the author.

But her only grouse would be this – there is no “set plan” on what to do at the end of the day.

Which is something I might as well tell you – NOW. Hence this post being published NOW.

And no, I have no idea who bought the book, or who will in future, or who has in the past.

This is just a premonition I wasn’t even going to post until now.

But I gotta tell you.

Like with my workouts, there is NO one size fits all bro.

Or sis.

There is NO “set path” that one takes.

Much like I’ve said in the past, you can get to your fitness goals in many different ways.

The game of life is much the same, and so are the goals.

However, here is what I CAN guarantee.

If you absorb the lessons from the book – especially one at the VERY beginning (this one is probably the key if you get it) – well – your troubles WILL start to fade away.

You WILL see the light at the end of the tunnel.

You WILL begin to move towards what it is you want.

And the speed at which you do so depends upon YOU.

No, this isn’t magic.

No, it won’t work today or tomorrow.

No you won’t manifest a thousand bucks or what not “out of the blue”. But, stranger things have happened, hehe.

Last year I believe it was I wanted to go for a foot massage (though I hate ‘em) – and I visualized it, and events led up to just that happening (except it happened the next day, and it happened in a way I didn’t even BEGIN TO FATHOM would happen).

Thats just one small example …

And miracles aside, grab the book NOW my friend. Remember the 20% discount for you “newbies” – and remember, paperbacks on offer too.

And that, my friend is all that I gotta say on this one.

So, why IS the post published now without the review?

Well, it’s called FAITH.

And this email in itself should be a lesson on the MIND.

See if you can find it, and I’ll be back soon!

Best

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Facts on the ground have told me NOTHING about the sale except it’s the first on a certain Amazon site I completely FORGOT all about. Yet, I predict the above. And it’ll happen, hehe. So goeth “magic”.

I saw something interesting this morning on Amazon – a site where my fitness books are rapidly getting more and more popular by the day.

I haven’t done much, if any, marketing at all for my books on Amazon.

So, REVIEWS – my friend – are much appreciated!

(and while I don’t specifically go looking for trolls, they come to me and make the whole process so much easier – Edwin James or Keith James or what not the other day is a prime example, hehe).

Anyway, I still prefer selling off MY SITE as you guys know, as I control the entire process much better that way …

But either way, wayyyy back in 2009, after I left that job – THAT job – THE JOB, hehe – I joined another.

This new job was much closer to my house, at a far higher salary, and with far more “benefits” in many ways.

Do you know what the guy that hired me there told me – and indeed, this was the MAIN Reason I was hired?

The guy that took ****** from ZERO to HERO! 

And I did, yes. That story has been mentioned in the 10 Commandment of Successful Sales, a book that really gives you TWENTY plus tips, including the UNDERpromise and OVER-deliver tip I do for ALL my businesses and books! 

I truly DO give you MORE, my friend.

Anyhow, back to it. . .

This new job was sort of like job #2 in China i.e. I first went to China in 2003 in one of those expat positions – which they canned me for (mostly price reasons) a year and a half after joining.

They never expected me to find another job, hehe.

Expected to send me packing back … HOME. Which I didn’t quite wanna do at that point.

I l oved China! The girls, the beer, the food, the everything except that damned JOB. LOL.

And of course, as fate would have it, Dongguan Expat came to the rescue, as did good ole Freddie.

That second job was a HUGE upgrade from the first, both in terms of money but ESPECIALLY in terms of benefits.

Company cars, perks, mobile phone allowance etc (now remember, those were the “brick Nokia” days. Hehe. I had two of ‘em!).

I quit of my own accord there, and I still maintain the WAY I did it was wrong in many ways.

Live and learn …

But anyway, that time was very stressful.

Getting visas etc sorted. My old visa had expired, and Hong Kong only gave me a temporary visa, which then had to be converted over to the work permit and what not (so much for Bozo schofield and his chants of “illegal working in China”. These self projecting bozos are hilarious!).

Yours truly prefers doing things LEGALLY wherever and whenever possible, and if at all. TRUST me on that one!

Cover your ass, and all that …

But anyway, I did what no-one expected me to do.

Same thing a few years later – both when I GOT “that” job (noone expected me to find another job within a week) – and then when I quit it, and mysteriously got another despite everyone saying “I had no marketable skills”, and DESPITE – get this – this was POST the 2008 meltdown!

So no, not everything was hunky dory with the world as it was in the other cases.

How, then, did I do what I did?

How did I pull Houdinis so often in my life when I’ve needed it the most – HOW did I accomplish my OWN GOALS without any apparent backing from anyone, and if anything, nigh on FIERCE opposition at every stage?

In the 1976 (I think) bestseller Pyscho Cybernetics, Dr Maltz explains it.

“If you’re the only voice that is cheering YOU on in the bleachers, while the stands are empty, then that matters NOT”.

“Conversely, if you’ve got dozens, scores, billions cheering you ON – but YOU YOURSELF are NOT – then guess what. Failure!”

I’m paraphrasing here, but you , my friend get the gist.

One of my best books till date in the self help area has been a scarcely noticed one – until NOW.

It’s sold on Amazon today – multiple copies. Curiously enough I was thinking about just that last night!

And while no reviews have been posted as yet (the sale was JUST MADE) – Bozo Schofield’s trolling seems to have been removed from Amazon. Pity, lol. It was hilarious what he wrote!

(I’ll paste that again here at a later stage)

But anyway, this book contains 25 very workable tips for success – and remember, when I wrote the book, I didn’t know much of what I do NOW, so (to me) it’s really “elementary Watson”.

Ah, Watson. I so love the name, hehe. I use it all the time!

But anyway, grab the book now – and despite my penchant for LONG sales page, curiously enough the Amazon sales page isn’t even a page long. Here it is –

25 POWER PACKED, and more importantly, PROVEN tips that WILL catapult you on the road to success quicker than a grizzly bear chasing a rabbit downhill.

Crisply written, the author’s direct, barebones and down to earth style reverberates through this entire manual, and none more so than when actual examples from the author’s life are quoted. And yes, everything quoted is VERIFIABLE FACT!

Have there been periods in your life where you could literally do NOTHING WRONG? Have there been periods in your life where you were in the exact OPPOSITE predicament?

Are you tired of using “will power” until your brain literally CREAKS, and yet you accomplish a big fat ZERO?

Are you tired of slaving away at whatever it is you do with nothing to show for it, either monetarily or mentally?

Do you feel you need “resources” to accomplish whatever it is you want, and never seem to be able to get them despite “trying” as hard as you can?

Last, but not least, have you often wondered why life seems so effortless at times, everything “flowing” like it should, especially when there are times it’s the exact opposite?

HAVE YOU GONE FROM “ZERO TO HERO” status – – and BACK TO ZERO AGAIN?

If you answered YES to any of the above, then this book is for YOU. I can identify as well, as I’ve been in the exact same boat myself.

And guess what – the key is NOT “hard work”, and definitely not “positive thinking” or “willpower” like we’ve been told so many times. The key is something so amazingly simple that you’ll have trouble believing it.

And yet, once you do believe it – and combine that belief/actions with the 25 tips mentioned herein WATCH out. Your life will never be the same again.

To your success,
Rahul Mookerjee

Well, my friend, that says it better than I am NOW, hehe.

Grab the book NOW – and remember to pick up a few FITNESS products too while you’re at it!

And if you buy off my site, as always, remember you get a 20% off of your first order.

(and remember, you CAN place order for PAPERBACKS on the site too).

Have at!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – I’ll be posting reviews etc for the book as and when I get ‘em/

(including Bozo Schofield’s “review” too, hehe. It was hilarious, and a clear troll review – hence Amazon removed it, but yeah. Be on the outlook for THAT TOO!)

PS #2 – But in the meantime, be sure to pick up Shoulders like BOULDERS! Right here – a course that has been building barnstorming shoulders on nigh on EVERYONE that DOES the thing – and has been pissing bozos off left, right and center. Hehe. (and remember, if you buy off my site, the ebook version, then the ebook FAQ is FREE for you!).

PPS – Poor Blowfield, hehe. Even Amazon isn’t co-operating with him!

The more I see about Joe “Hidin” Biden, the MORE it becomes painfully obvious to me that while this man may be many things – many admirable things – the one thing he is cut out NOT to be is this.

A leader.

All we see of him is a picture of him sitting beside the White House desk – the Resolute one if I get it right – and occasionally having Secret Service pick up doughnuts or what not (I can’t remember, but it was some bakery order) on the way back from church, and thats that.

Curiously enough that didnt cause a furore, but when the great Mike Pompeo, possibly the BEST Secretary of State EVER asked his personal staff or something to “walk the dog” everyone was up in arms.

Typical liberalism, goose and gander, and so forth.

As for Biden?

Again, likely is a great, great guy.

But leader?

No way, Jose.

Where be the charisma? the MAN that says it like it IS?

The guy that puts the FREE WORLD FIRST – and by extension encourages the ROW to do so too??

The PERSONA.

The “man behind the scenes”.

The man who tells you what he THINKS!

The man who does what is BEST.

The man who takes on the tough battles and the unpopular decisions, because guess what, that is what he was elected to do!

The man that calls China out for the bully that they are – the ONLY one to do so – the man that rightly terms the plague what it is – a pestilence the bally Chinese introduced and knowingly and willingly SPREAD to the ROW.

And more …

Remember, all this off the top of my head!

Donald Trump had all this, and more.

Anyhow, I saw something – a snippet from past Presidents meeting together in the “ole President’s club or something”.

Bush, Clinton and Obama.

Good ole Bush looked like, well, Bush.

The “you’re either with us or against us” man has AGED – and mellowed, but the spunk is still there, hehe. I’d love to sit down with him over a few ribs and beer (or wine, or what not, hehe).

Or a couple of stiff ones which caused the “mano – o-mano” spat back inthe day!

Clinton?

Well, he’s aged even more. Voice, appearance, everything. Can’t be easy living with Hillary, especially not gimlet eyed wives after …well, “Monika Gate”. LOL.

But say what you like about Clinton, and I dont like his politics, dude’s got one thing.

CHARISMA. Big time!

And hey, can’t fault a man for wanting a BJ. I’ve been there, and then some!

But Obama?

Easily the most articulate of the lot, and the one I least liked, as I’ve said before.

I really do NOT think he was a good PResident in ANY Way my friend. Any way, shape or form.

And I fear Biden will be much the same.

What people want from a leader is the real deal, my friend, and Donald Trump was the real deal.

You might not like him. You might hate him. He might get more one star reviews than anyone on this planet except yours truly (not really, hehe).

When there’s something to be said though – something to be done – the good fight to be FOUGHT AND WON – guess what tho.

The Donald will be there, andr eady for YOU.

I miss Trump. I’l be honest.

I disabled Google news and all that on the phone, but Trump is the ONE MAN I follow. Hehe.

Because his voice matters, and you KNOW IT.

Anyway, same thing with me.

I’ll go to the ends of the planet to praise those that get it – and DO IT.

John Walker for one is already “chomping at the bit” not to just get my next book (either the already released Pushup Central – – but the upcoming book on training with Indian clubs and the like) – but more importantly, and I love this – IMPLEMENTING what I tell you to in there!

A DOER.

A man that counts – matters!

And I always have time for such people, bro, and so should you.

Anyway, enough on that. That was another one of those “out of the shower” posts, hehe.

Anyway, the book that contains workouts that you can most compare Pushup Central to is this one – Animal Kingdom Workouts.

And the book that complements it all perfectly – Jump Rope Mania! 

And the TWO Systems that tie it all together?

The book on isometrics, and of course the evergreen, results bringing 0 Excuses Fitness system.

Jump on all these now, my friend. Truly the very BEST OUT THERE.

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Another person I’d have PAID to hear speak is Raegan – obviously not possible, but still. The man was a great, great President! My all time favorite before Trump.

There must be something in the air. LOL.

(not really, hehe)

The more I write, and the more I bounce troll reviews off me, the MORE they come, thick and fast. Mamma Mia style at that.

And I love it. Not sure if they know I do, but hey, here’s another huge THANK YOU to “Keith James” who (unlike Mamma Mia dude) is starting to look more and more like a more refined version of Bozo Schofield. LOL.

Anyway, this dude posted his first sh-view, and I never got to see it, because Amazon (according to him) deemed it was unsuitable (well, according to this nutjob yours truly did, not Amazon).

Here is what he said, and here is the original post about him.

Anyway, here is the review – (LOLZ)

Ths book is a joke (that line by itself gives it away, hehe. Ah, Schofield my dear boy. At least be a bit more inventive … )

Okay my last review was not allowed as the truth hurts.
This book is a joke I would not purchase anything this author has written, why?
Well the truth is the author does not look like he has ever trained.
Now this review which almost identical as my last is not slander or use of bad language.
I will be making my own complaint about this author to Amazon because he is trying to only allow high ratings and not low rating reviews.

So basically, he was saying the book was worthless because the “author does not look like he ever trained”.

Now, like I said, Ive addressed that bit of garbage here, so I won’t get into it again in this email.

In short though – it ain’t me, bruh. I dont own Amazon much as I’d like to.

As for not looking as if I Train, well, I thought that was the most retarded comment ever along with the Mamma mia comment about “I dont like the photos” a hot tempered Italian posted …

until I saw THIS gem from the same dude today.

Apparently his third review, and before amazon kicks it off, let me post it here.

Really, the price on this book which has only a handful of pages.
You can buy better books for a third of the price.
This book is worth minus five stars.
Also look out for the reviews on all of the author’s other books by the same person who is giving all the books five stars.

I dont generally use emoticons, but … ?

I mean, really, dude.

First off, it’s the quality of info, not the quantity.

I could stick to the point and say it in a pithy manner, or I could ramble on about meaningless stuff and fill my books up with fluff (such as certain authors I’ve read do).

Which is right and wrong, well, you be the judge.

But I’d rather not FLUFF. LOL Again, or fill books up with garbage.

It’s about the value of the information, not the size of the letter in which it’s printed, or the quality of paper, or which side of the bed you arose on my friend.

Or whose wife is more beautiful, and so forth.

OK, I’m kidding about the last bit, but you get my drift.

Second, this dude seems to be ranting about how “one person” posted five star reviews.

One person?

Well, I dont think so myf riend.

Last I checked HERE – PLENTY of people BE posting testimonials, not just one person as this guy claims.

I make my majority of sales off this site – Amazon too, but most reviews come in through email, but I’m perfectly happy for them to be posted on Amazon too (in fact, they’ve been posted on other sites too – Goodreads being another one, and there’s tons of 5 star reviews there too my friend).

check out the Good reads for page for Fast and Furious Fitness for one, my FIRST book, and things have only gone UP since then.

Edit – I realized yours truly forgot to post the URL – here it is – Fast and Furious Fitness by Rahul Mookerjee (goodreads.com))

No prizes for guessing who the ONLY 1 STAR review is.

That was the one site and one book yours truly rated himself as well. I just had to – my first book! Closest to my heart.

But even if you take that away – well – point begets, hehe.

And so it goes.

Troll, shool, fool …

Anyway enough from me. Shoulders like Boulders! is the BEST course ever on building dem shoulders, and if youre in any way, shape or form serious about TRAINING – REAL MAN training, then GET this book now, my friend.

You’ll be glad you did!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee (and do post or email an honest review over – much appreciated! Doesnt need to be “5 star”, “-star”, or any star – honest is what I want!).

PS – And if you think the gym and the Bozo like machines there will build strength anywhere near what the exercises in the book will for YOU – well, you’re sadly mistaken my friend. Ain’t happening. Grab the course now, and get started building some REAL MAN Brahma BULL levels of strength, power and MUSCLE!!

PS #2 – A common refrain in all the Mama’s boy reviews? Price. Munneeeeeee….! How dare I charge for something that works, hehe.

PPS – Here’s a great review on the book from a man that does the thing, and GETS it –

A Superb Book From An Amazing Writer/Trainer

Format : Kindle Edition | Verified Purchase

If you’re at all interested in Bodyweight/Calisthenics training? Then you need to get your copy of this superb book. You’ll be glad you did.

“Oh, really!” was an ex girlfriend’s angry response in the late 1990′, I believe 99 or something … when we really SHOULD have broken up, she didnt want to, and she didnt want to move out either (most amazingly, she was bitching up a storm about ME moving out!)

“So you can get hot with the hotties, huh!”

She was referencing a certain “hottie” (admittedly she had big jugs, but that was the extent of the “hotness” as far as yours truly was concerned – I’ve been a leg man forever!) who was “telling me to go another lap in the pool” and who lived opposite us, and who I didnt know from Adam, or Eve …

She just “showed up” one day in the skimpiest bikini ever, and well … quite the polar opposite in terms of body shape of the Tsingtao beer gal I’m referring to, who pissed off – yes, the FAT babes the most.

(so much for women loving each other against us big, bad gorilla like man. HA!)

Not the feminists and the hotties, hehe.

The first loved her.

But the second category?

They claim they ignored her, and they probably did not, but they didn’t complain up a storm either.

They’ve been known to have a giggle with yours truly about “her” too, heh.

She was all decked out in green, and I’m sure you can find her in the Google Archives etc.

Wearing shorts. Nice slim legs. Chinese gal (or Asian, I assume).

Curly hair. Black curly hair.

And yours truly fell in love (again, lol) at the age of 25 … and of course, the first thing I had to do when “Php-Nuke” CMS or whatever we used on Donggun Expat came out with a splash page extension, or plugin or code bitty or gizmo or what not, was to, well, use it.

General Michael was the first to comment.

“Rahul! Thats an interesting splash screen!” was his comment.(this from a person who had admittedly, at least to an extent “been around the block more than a few times”. I highly doubt anything like me, but he got around, I’ll say that).

Now, this lovely lass popped up right before you clicked “login” on the site.

It was supposed to be a “community” site (yes, all the bashing that I mentioned occurred there on a regular basis, but hey, nothing if not keeping it real!).

And no community is a community without hot women around, hehe. So went my thinking at least.

Instantly, it got reactions (I didn’t add her because of that, I just did it because …well!)

Thomas, a dude I knew back then and still do loved it!

One of the bar going types he was …

Still likely IS.

Uncle Bob didn’t make any comment at all. He was a bit straitlaced in that regard, but then again, as they say, appearances can be deceptive. Hehe.

Yours truly loved it.

Jenny, a girl who never liked my so called philandering ways and sympthaized privately with all of Ann Lee’s gripes and very public “running after me” ( I mean Geez girl, at least keep it private was what I wanted to tell her!) and didn’t much like macho men “in your face” either sent me the following.

“Rahul, please delete me!”

Not to mention there was a delete button on the site “delete account” which she could have used herself and just DONE IT.

With no drama, but Nazi feminists don’t miss a chance. Hehe.

She then went on about some rant about “how I don’t want to see beer girls before loggin in”.

(apparently she was ok with females ranting about past lovers online publicly on the same site, and the same beer gals in person when she went to the bars which her corpulent self did quite often).

(from what I father).

Gather, sorry.

There were plenty more such inane notes too.

But really, folks.

Goose and gander.

If it’s OK for a bar to do it, I see no reason why (for a brief few days) a site admin cant play around with his own damned site …

Point of this?

Well, not sure there IS one other than a brain dump, and carrying on from the last post on marketing.

But she was fine, fine, FINE!

You’d either love her or hate, hehe. My type of gal.

And on that note, my type of products are right here, and they deliver results, and quick.

They also seem to piss off a lot of Bozos, a certain Bozo amongst them has been steaming and frothing at the mouth and sendin about a bazillion weShat messages a day he thinks I don’t know about.

More on Schofield the one and only “troll el Supremo” later tho.

For now, pick up some products here.

I’ll see ya on the other side, hehe.

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS -How do you explain the “other meaning of mushrooms” to a 7 year old, hehe. I just said Magic Mushrooms and was DONE before she knew it, LOL. I mean with the explanations – them kids can be really curious!

Nah – but my kid was asking and I was trying to sidestep the question. God knows I don’t side step too easily. LOL.

Way more succesful than yours truly.

At THIS POINT!

But then again, he’s got a follower base in the millions and yours truly in the thousand’s hehe, but he’s probably over 70 and yours truly … well, I ‘ve got time to get there.

The Donald, of course was and IS The undisputed CHAMP on that one. 90 million followers no less before he was banned on Shitter, and with that sort of base, well, you’ve pretty much guarantee success at anything before you even start provided you know the basis and basics of sales and marketing and such.

The Donald of course is a genius at it!

But perhaps even more so is a man not so noticed for it.

At least, most of India don’t call him that!

They call him many things. They either HATE him or love him. Like with yours truly, he THRIVES on polarizing.

Big time.

But one thing they don’t call him is a good marketer.

Fooey!

He’s the best, or one of the best in this regard that India has produced.

Yours truly, well, you decide …

But my personal favorite is Vijay Mallaya to me, the PERFECT mix of realism and MARKETING DONE RIGHT!

Flamboyance and “don’t give a shit” par excellence.

Not to mention his taste in women.

I’m not a huge fan of women from the subcontinent in terms of “romance” (no, please. Don’t start. It ain’t racist. The Chinese arent white either bro are they?) but the air hostesses on Kingfisher Airlines?

Now defunct, but damn, I still remember the dame “looking at me” when I went for some silly interview or the other to the Southern part of India (a part I probably love a lot more than the idiotic honor killing obsessed pseduo-alpha male NORTH).

Probably the East too, if I lived there. Hey, they got certain good things from China.

Smelly fish and fish heads NOT Being one of them. UGH.

The lovely “Dani” hates them as much as I do.

I can almost hear people telling me in an annoyed manner.

Get back on track!

So I shall my friend.

And NM is one of those people whose polarized the entire country like never before.

Do I think thats good?

Nope.

Given he is (my wife said this, and she is right – one of those rare occasions when we agree) literally driving the country into the early 1600’s, and worse, it ain’t good at all.

But is HE the one doing it?

I SUPPORT Modi’s current farming reforms for one, but they never seem to pass. WalMArt never shows up there!

The annoyances persist …

And more to the point ,it’s a democracy.

The PEOPLE elect him and keep him in power.

Yes, you could argue that in a country like India a lot of the votes are – well, BOGUS.

You could argue that in modern America too though! I for one think the current Prez of the US is NOT The real President, and I’m FAR from the only one thinking that.

How dare I. I know.

But the Trumpinator to me is the best Prez ever and I never miss an opp to say that, and no I don’t make money off saying it, but some things HAVE TO BE SAID.

And to me, he’s still the Prez, though unfortunately he ain’t.

But Modi.

He’s got it down to a T.

That long flowing BEARD.

Them shaminaic turbans. Different colors ones based upon the occasion. (It was Republic Day in the Republic of India recently, so he chose saffron apparently – flag etc).

The WAY of speaking (like a “Baba”, almost)

And the beard. That lovely flowing beard. LOL.

I can’t help but notice him LAUGHING internally as he speaks, raised forefinger and all like he was “educating the masses”.

Which he is in a way, an dthey want to be, because he’s picked up (or his team has) on what the masses REALLY WANT deep down inside (yes, even the so called “educated middle class” for the most part).

And even if you don’t want it, you can’t help but notice it.

This constant presence, this constant rhetoric, the clothes, etc etc.

All has been mentioned in the TRULY great Claude Bristol’s books T.NT. – It ROCKS The World! And the Magic of Believing.

Belief, he argues (when that becomes faith) is what its about.

A deep conviction is how he terms at – and I term it faith.

IT don’t matter what it’s called.

Point is, there are many ways to achieve the aim, and Hitler did it through oratory and fear, as the Chinese and Xitler is currently trying to do.

Modi’s doing some of the things in the same manner, but for the most part he’s peddling the “ancient India” thing which people “want to find a reason to be proud of” given the current sorry state the nation is in these days in ALL regards.

Hey, gotta chest thump somehow! Somewhere!

And NM’s a Master of the Game at picking up on and EXPLOITING that emotion.

Right? Wrong ?You decide!

For me, Ill call him or his team a marketing GENIUS, hehe. Because they are!

In a country where the cow is holy. Where people kill PEOPLE over SUPPOSEDLY killing cows (emphasis on supposedly) he (NM) appeals to the masses with religion etc, and despite the dichotomy?

It WORKS.

And there’s plenty of ways to do it, of course.

Daily emails to a list being one.

That ring a bell bro?

LOL.

But really, results back up the marketing, or they should, and in terms of Modi, IMO his results have actually pushed the country back rather than forward.

Hey, who am I to comment.

Maybe thats what people want!

Democracy, ya know … or a SHAM. LOL. Again, you decide!

Alright, enough of this brain dump.

Back soon – make sure to pick up some products right HERE.

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Know one reason I love Trump over all? He keeps it real. Wears clothes as opposed to ROBES. Goes to Japan and doesn’t kow tow like Obama did. He walks TALL and SHAKES HANDS and doesn’t do any of the Namaste or “bow” stuff like his predecessors did and what Hidin Biden will probably do. Screw that. Get to thep oint. REAL MAN. Alpha male style. YEE – HA!

On another site, I’ve written about how housemaids of all things (in various shapes, forms and guises) provided inspiration (in a pseudo “perverse” sort of manner) for some of the things I wrote there.

Not what you’re thinking, no.

Schofield loves it though. Hehe.

But I spoke about my Grandfather’s house in an email or so before to this one …

I spoke about the roaches that were everywhere, even the FLYING ones. UGH!

Crows and roaches, as I said I cannot stand ‘em.

Neither, for whatever reason have I been able to stand the idea of dealing with “maids” ANYWHERE in the world.

I don’t know why, my friend.

No, it isn’t some “guilt” over these poor people and what not.

It’s a job – simple – admittedly not in the subcontinent where (and again, read the White Tiger for more on that, or my own emails) it’s more humiliating than anything, but by and large, well, its a job.

And a well paid one apparently in some parts of the world today. I still remember the supermodel like “maid” my Uncle (or perhaps Aunt? I don’t know, I wa sjust 15!) hired back in the day … (upstate “People’s Republic of Connecticut” I believe. Not sure!).

PRC, no less. LOL!

But anyway, my grandfather’s house had a GAGGLE of maids too. One or two were “live in”.

And despite them coming in daily, and working their butts off, it didn’t seem to deter the flies, roaches and mosquitoes one damn bit.

And I’m not an expert on maids, again.

I’d rather NOT have or use ‘em, which puts me APART from all the “alpha males out there”, but so be it.

I’d rather be a caveman, left to my LONESOME without jangling bells, maids and what not to deal with.

And cooking aside, I’d rather do it MYSELF if I have to as opposed to dealing with whining, moaning, supervising and such.

And cooking? I’d rather order out if I could, hehe, and DO SO in China, I do it all the time.

LOL.

As well as get my beer delivered.

And I’m set!

But anyway, back to maids.

Apparently the idea of mops with long handles hasn’t caught on in the subcontinent (it has in China, but China for whatever reason never really had this “maid” system that the subcontinent did post 1949).

And so you’ll see these ladies doing PRECISELY what I mention in Animal Kingdom Workouts, and Isometric and Flexibility Training, two of my BEST books till date … (well, I give you more detail and workouts etc, but thats the gist of it).

Wanna get fit?

Well, follow along with that housemaid.

Squatting on her haunches, bending over each time to “mop the floor” with her or his bare hands, and moving around like that all day.

Try it someday bro.

It ain’t easy.

And no, I ain’t exhorting YOU to become a maid or what not.

I’m exhorting you to make things EASY on yourself.

Because that my friend is ONE of the poses I mention in my books that most people cannot do, expel flatulence when ASKED To do, and a pose that will get you in the best of not just shape – but HEALTH as well.

And strengthen thy legs and groin beyond belief.

We’re all interested in the latter, ain’t we.

LOL.

Grab – now!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – The courses, I mean …

Somewher ein all these emails, I believe I wrote about my wife telling me the other day (that came out as “wifi” initially LOL. Signal? Wives do “transmit!”!) about how some monkeys chased her while she was out throwing the trash.

India apparently being what it is, and the people apparently thinking the way they do, apparently the concept of a “dumpster” is alien.

Some dude shows up on a push cart, jangles those annoying ass bells, open the clanging gates, and in general makes a ruckus and then people slowly mosey out and dump their trash into the push cart, which usually has a ton of CROWS following it.

UGH.

Crows, for whatever reason have been a bird I admire, but don’t like.

There were gaggles of them ALL over a massive banyan tree outside my Grandfather’s house in Kolkta for whatever reason. I hated ‘em!

Not to mention the roaches that were there EVERYWHERE.

Anyway, yours truly doesn’t like crows or roaches. I’m sure I’m not alone!

(Im a HAWK guy).

But anyway, point being this – that day apparently monkey were following dude.

In what was supposedly the most “exclusive” housing colony in the city.

Monkeys roam all over the place there, unfettered and free, and people feed ‘em, so they thought she was gonna feed ‘em, and …

But anyway, that was an interesting story she told me. I thought I’d share it, and did.

But it reminds of what “Apollo Creed” said in Rocky I.

“Be a thinker, not a STINKER!”

When promoting his boxing match with Rocky hehe.

Of course, he was one of the most analytical fighters ever! Boxing is CEREBRAL, my friend. Anyone who says it’s a barbaric sports and all about violence is a prime MORON who has never DONE the thing.

Grandest order.

But anyway point is my response to her …

“I’ve seen them often”, I quipped.

“I just flail my arms like a monkey though and they take off”

“I was doing monkey bar work the other day, and they all ran away!”

(They didn’t, of course. LOL. In China they call me “Da Xing Xing” aka BIG monkey – Gorilla (no, these aren’t customers either – Sophia said it too, her of the “how much money you have!” fame) … and they don’t have monkeys runnign around there.

They thought I was one of ’em. Another monkey!

They EAT them all .LOL.

A tale of contrasts, as it were, and in the White Tiger (the book, not the probably most idiotic movie made on it), the guy that wrote it often compares China and India.

Read it if you want. Not one of my favorites, but much like yours truly, he gets PERSONAL.

He goes DEEP.

And he’s usually right …

As I am when I tell YOU, my friend, to be a CHIMP.

Be a strong APE pounding out pull-ups and doing THICK BAR monkey bar work as opposed to the CHUMPS who can’t do either, and complain, piss and moan and do everything including getting FATTER And more and MORE miserable by the day – as opposed to the one thing they should be doing NOW upon reading this which is to INVEST in themselves, and get CRACKING.

There is a reason they call them monkey bars.

There is a reason ole CHIMP is strong enough to kill a CROCODILE – with it’s bare HANDS

There is a REASON most CHUMPS – modern day men – can’t do a dead hang at all, and stink up the room with nasty flatulence when they DO (if they can do it).

It’s just HORRIBLE.

And the sad part, most of the world seems to be accepting this for what it is, and getting mushier and FATTER by the nanosecond.

Don’t be one of these people, bro.

You know very well if you’re reading this that Mother Nature didn’t intend a MAN – a REAL MAN to be an EMBARASSMENT, and a slovenly one at that.

And yet, thats precisely what most so called modern day men are.

A SLOVENLY and pathetic embarassment not just to themselves, but the human race in general.

Might not sound nice, but it HAD to be said.

Now I have.

And I’ve said it in greater detail on the Animal Kingdom Workouts page which is a MUST GRAB my friend – if you truly do aspire to return to your ROOTS – and become the BEAST you’ve always wanted to be.

(and if you have a pulse, you should).

And thats it from me.

OO RAAAA!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – And in terms of BEAST, check out the testimonial on the page too.

(and others here).