Straigh from the HORSE’s mouth!

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Charles, a former friend of mine once told me the following about his week –

“Given I do nothing so often, it’s a struggle to not say bored”.

Now thats profound indeed, eh.

Charles wasn’t “Rockefeller” by any means.

But for a while there, he did have a pretty good gig going in the dancing monkey biz – except he was the one running the show (or his girlfriend was with him, but either way, still) – and so it was a real business.

People showed up, they paid.

He had big plans. Buying  a house, car, so forth…

I had seen it all before, of course, but when I gave any advice it was all regarded as “bullshit” and “you need to see the light at the end of the tunnel” (when I was talking about the future of ESL being BLEAK, bleaker, BLEAKEST!) – and (on a trip out of China) “you need to get back to where the money is NOW!”

For a guy that used to earn (when he did deign to do it, which he hardly ever did) more than double what these wackos earned being a dancing monkey per hour – I dont think he needed to tell me the money part!

But anyway … he had a good thing going for a while.

Then came, of course, the first winds.

The first gales of resistance.

He tried to survive. Keep the biz open.

But, as is usual with most that start a business within a few months, it FOLDED.

I still remember all the messages I sent him on persistence, all the messages “from someone thats been there, done that”  in Marc’s words “someone that has created his own brand (perhaps four or five, actually) from SCRATCH”, done a hell of a lot more and so forth …

All ignored.

He packed up, left a good thing where he was working mainly on Saturday – one day of the week – and left.

I then told him to make a business out of making beer, from what I hear he’s damn good at it (so good that Butt-loving Bozo even broke in one night, desperate – he didnt find any butts there, but he drank all the beer and got kicked out out on the road – story well told by now!) (he did manage to steal a few pairs of female knickers while he was at it, ugh, what a FELLOW!) – but he pooh poohed it.

“What do you know”

“You’re just a one man show!” I remember him taunting me.

When I told him that one man shows can be HUGE – from one’s bedroom – that I had done businesses selling tea and so forth, and STILL Do in these times of plague or what not, he pooh poohed it again.

“There’s no prizes for being right”.

I wouldn’t be surprised to hear dude either got married (to stay on in China) – or is working a monkey job (for the visa).

But anyway, such as it goes.

Persistence, my friend, is to the character of man what CARBON is to steel.

Not mine, Napoleon Hill.

Persistence is truly the motherlode of ALL LASTING SUCCESS! 

Rahul Mookerjee

But anyway, he had NOTHING to do during the week when he was at that biz. One would have thought he’d have built multiple businesses with all the free time as opposed to just drink his life away …

Hey.

I did a lot of that too.

And I freely admit, there have been years – 2019 was one, where I did NOT focus on THIS biz as much as I should have!

But I still did it.

I’ve kept my fitness businesses going since 2010 – and the other ones too!

I just haven’t buckled down full time on them for a vast portion of them years.

But even in 2019 – I was focused big time on other businesses, so it wasn’t like I was doing “nothing”.

Like the great Napoleon Hill himself , I “had to be taught my lesson the hard way“. Hehe.

My “purpose in life” was something other than every other business I tried, and like Hill, “I had to be cured of my thinking in this regard through temporary disappointment”.

And on that note …

Right now?

It’s been a hectic weekend, hehe.

17 emails per day I believe…!

And lots of sales, new contacts etc.

Which is all great, but now.

I’m exhausted!

And being the week has started, I wonder if I should start my weekend. Hehe.

Right now, if I had to read something?

I’d be drinking a cold one, of course, with it! Maybe one of Charles IPA’s if he’d be kind enough to let me try! Don’t worry, Chuck, I wouldnt break into your beer house for it, hehe.

And I’d be reading…

Napoelon Hill’s Outwitting the Devil – its like I wrote the damn thing, so true does it ring!

Or, not even that. I might just read one of my own books on the other site – the erotica books – or perhaps some of the “how to’s!”

Some of those books, such fond memories writing them!

I used to wake up in the AM.

Get emails from my publisher (I do it solo now, but they were and remain great great guys – Phil and Steve in the UK!) . . .

And then I’d get to work on my book.

Novels.

I’d lose myself in that world for hours.

Lunch.

Then exercise.

Then back to it.

Sleep. Rinse. Repeat. I loved it!

But right now, I dont know.

Outwitting the Devil would be ONE book I’d have by me.

But the other, friend, would be an eternal classic.

Fast and Furious Fitness, my very very first book – that I ever wrote and published, and even with another publisher – at that time, in India, now, I’m not sure where they are!

I’d be looking at the glossy cover, leafing through them pages, “remembering” the living room I started out in ….

Remember when I was a phat phock, and yet had the courage to put out Fast and Furious Fitness – DO the thing even when I was a phat phock (500 pushups a day!!) – not only that, put out the first version of Pull-ups – from DUD to STUD within weeks – and the bestselling, even back then, Gorilla Grip.

The latter two books have been expanded now, of course.

But, Fast and Furious Fitness never was.

It’s a classic, like I said.

An ETERNAL CLASSIC!

It NEVER GOES OUT OF STYLE!

I did create 0 Excuses Fitness, of course, modeled on that book (x 10).

But Fast and Furious Fitness still contains info the other book doesn’t.

Its a classic – we all love it – I love it more than any of my other fitness books probably!

And if there is ONE book I had to choose out of all my superb training manuals (John, I love it when you call ’em that – so do I!) – it is THIS.

Two copies remaining.

I’ll crack one open now.

But remember, you guys can and should get the book too – because once gone, this edition is GONE. No more glossy covers, no more reprints.

So friend, take ACTION NOW!

Dont just sit there and be “on the fence”. 

Take action now – order the book -let me know – and we’ll have it out to you PRONTO!

Those of you that request it, I’ll even autograph it for you at NO extra charge.

Hurry – clock starts NOW!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Again, this is a classic from the Rahul Mookerjee shelves, and if you’re part of the growing bunch of people that SIMPLY MUST have everything I’ve written – then this is one!

Another classic is Advanced Hill Training …

PPS – Quote of the day, from Rahul Mookerjee

Get STARTED. Do something – ANYTHING! Don’t just “sit there”!

Yours truly is a prime example of this and has been all my life.

This morning I wanted to “sit and drink beer and do nothing”

But there’s miles to cover, there’s emails to send, WORK TO DO, workouts to do!

So I got started. Put pen to paper, tea to cup, fingers to keyboard…

1331 plus words in, I think I succeeded…!

I spoke about the Villanous, Gluttenous, Barbarous Bozo the other day …

This ain’t so much about him though as a question to YOU, friend.

When YOU see  a huge plate of YUMMY FOOD in front of you – healthy or not – whats your first thought – or instinct?

If you’re like the FBI agents in the Rock where Sean Connery (the convict they let out to help the Navy Seals get into Alcatraz unnoticed to battle a room ful of Marines full of T led by a Gung Ho General (yes, I know – its just a movie, but it was FUN!)) orders a whole bunch of food and snacks to the hotel room they let him have for a while to shower and get into a suit or what not (and the infamous “Grunge” haircut hehe) to throw the FBI agents off his tail …

(they were right there in the room with him as he was showering. But, they were getting sick of “supervising an old man”).

And as Connery rightly predicted, once the tableful of food and snacks showed up?

They got to eating, and forgot all about the person they were supposed to be guarding.

“Room service”, asks Connery. “Snacks, food, you know …”

They do indeed send it all!

And as the camera pans to tables lined with lobster, cake or what not (Connery got the best hotel in town for a coupla hours) – they show the FBI agents stuffing their gullet while connery was getting a hairdo or something outside from a gay dude.

Their immediate supervisor shows up.

“Hey. Don’t you ever stop eating”, he ribs his colleagues.

“Not when it’s free!” chortles the other guy (like the Bozo, hehe). 

“I mean come on, you’re supposed to be on duty” supervisor goes, but you can see his heart is not in it.

“Oh, come on” says “free food dude”. “Boss’s watching!” 

“Hes an old man. Come, try some of this lobster!”

Anyway, Connery escapes. And the movie, well, you’ve probably seen it.

But that ain’t why it’s good to resist the urge to be a glutton – even when it’s free. Hehe.

That ain’t how either.

Thats part of it, yeah. If you’re doing a job, you’re doing a job! But there’s more …

A student of mine Grace often used to take me out to fancy lunches and the like.

Now, this is Rahul Mookerjee and he does NOT , period, NOT eat lunch with his students in China.

Unless its either Carol or Grace, of course. AS mentioned in the above link, hehe.

Anyway, I remember that one time when Grace took me to a 5 star nearby, and we ATE.

Oh my, we ate.

She must have gained about 5 kgs, and not eaten for a week after that, yours truly probably 10, but I lost it all, of course – those were the Eat More – Weigh Less days!

But I remember how I felt after all the meat, cheese, cakes etc…

Like SLEEPING.

I was supposed to teach Tracy, a student English (yes, her of 0 Excuses Fitness “fame”) in a few hours.

Man oh man, I could barely keep awake with the A/C on full blast…

Then when I’m with my wife, she’ll often ask me “what I want for lunch” or something.

I’ll ask what my daughter wants. And what she wants. Hehe.

And then the decision is made.

In the past, I’d gorge on ALL She cooked, and to the detriment of my tummy – and waistline.

But as of late, and these days, or for the past few years I’d say actually, when confronted with delicious food, and believe me, Indian food is nothing short of tongue licking DELICIOUS! – I pause.

It’s hard!

But I think of this –

What will happen tomorrow. 

How will I FEEL tomorrow! 

Believe me, this is hard to do if you haven’t eaten well in a while, or if you’re not used to five star hotel buffets or even Barnhills’s buffet or what not…

but assuming you are, and most are (well. not the 5 star, but the rest of it!) …

There’s no excuse NOT to think of the above.

Sadly, precious few people actually DO think of the above.

They jump in, gorge anyway, which I dont blame them, but … the next day. Oh my!

Personally, I know this.

My own diet advice is contrarian and extreme to a T and I wrote about that yesterday.

But hell, it flat out WORKS.

It’ll work for you too, if you let it, friend (so you SHOULD read the Simple and Effective Diet).

(yours gratis with a purchase of the 0 Excuses Fitness System, of course (digital download that is))

But really, I think of my workouts too which are done best with LESS food – the more intense it is, the less I eat!

True, I ‘ll gorge at night if I have to, but for the most part, I’d rather have less food than more.

And its usually the “yum” choices that are the WORST in terms of Bozo like constant burping, farting, “running to the toilet” as he did that night about 10 times, flatulence, IBS and more…

So where am I going with all this.

Control, friend, is key.

Control thy MIND.

IT makes all the decisions!

And remember that the tasty food won’t run away – you can always have more of it later.

EARN That meal first though, as Brooks Kubik wrote about me in 2005, all those years ago!

“And he should. He’s earned it!”

I sure had, Brooks. So did YOU!

And that, my friend is that.

Back soon!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Lumberjack Fitness workouts will make you hungry as a horse. BIG TIME! Trust me, these twists and turns do more than work the muscles – you’ll develop an iron core very quick with all the twists, and turns, and if you combine with Corrugated Core, you’ll soon have elbows and punches flying off your midsection as if it was a brick wall (like happens to me).

Get these NOW!

Dear Friend,

I woke up this morning at 7 AM – my brain FULL – and BUZZING!

I thought I’d write about it later – and I’d go back to sleep.

Took a leak.

Back to bed.

But I could’t sleep. I pulled out my dairy, and the first thing you know?

I had three pages of writing with a green pen – nothing related to what I am going to say here, or maybe some is, I dont know, but those vivid dreams I spoke about in one of the emails yesterday?

Well, I had MORE x 100 today!

And the overriding theme of the dream from what I can tell is Goddess Guan Yin – who is the “Chinese Goddess of compassion” from what I gather.

Hell, I dont know.

I only know Venus – her of the “I like men and money, but MONEY MORE!” – used to climb Guan Yin mountain Dongguan (or nearby) once a year.

It’s a huge mountain, far taller than the Qi Feng mountain I climb (which kicks ass too).

And it has a statue of the Guan Yun on the top …

I’ve climbed it. Great one, along with Nnong Ping monastery in HK.

Yes, it’s sad what the Chinese have done to HK, but we’ll stay away from politics for this one , eh … or I’ll try!

But anyway, before I get into those dreams … they were VIVID, I’ll tell you that!

Charles Mitchell, a great customer, wrote me back with response to an email I sent out yesterday about “When going downstairs can become a chore“.

Now that was a retread, I first sent that out in 2018 I think (when I met Charles, or maybe a few weeks after).

But after my OWN experience yesterday with stairs etc, I just had to revisit it – so I did!

Lots of people liked it.

“A more profound truth has never been told!” 

(many were int hat email)

Was all he replied, but that one sentence is PROFOUND!

I dont know if he’s got on Profound Handstands as yet, or if he likes the book – or if he’s done the workouts. Hehe. He was fixing to. But, the more you turn yourself upside down and the more you tune IN internally, the more profound realizations will come to YOU, my friend.

When the world is goin gto hell in a henbasket outside, YOU will be able to think clearly and take care of yourself.

YOU won’t subscribe to “panic mode”.

YOU will stay in the best shape of your life, and continue to get better!

Anyway, “Profound 70% Gorilla 30% Handstands” is a short little power packed course I put out months back with literally NO FANFARE!

Which is strange for me.

Pushup Central, for one, I’ve been Tom Tomming it for ages. Hehe.

But before it launched, not so much fanfare for that either. But that only took like three days, I believe. That was another one of the “20,000 words in one sitting” books – though it doesnt have that many words, but the general tone of the book – it had to get done – it did!

Lumberjack Lodestone Fitness is the one y’all REALLY want to watch out for now though – that one will be an EPIC!

Like I Said, I’m done with the Indian clubs and maces part, but now it’s on to FAT GRIPZ!

Then, the kettlebell section remains…

GREAT stuff in this book, so go ahead and place your pre-order now, friend.

Anyway, so before I forget, here was my response to Charles – –

Indeed, Charles –

The “going downstairs” part wasn’t just an old boss or Marc (who I spoke about before I referenced my old boss in the email) – there’s tons of other people too! I couldn’t believe my ears when I heard my ex boss for one say that – I mean, going DOWNSTAIRS has become a chore?

Shows you just how out of shape most people are these days. I dont know if you saw the email about me climbing stairs (after a while) yesterday – I expected to at least “feel it a little”, but it was like flat ground to me. Hehe.

Not saying that to Tom Tom, just telling you – as you KNOW – the virtues of good old fashioned hard bodyweight exercises!

How’s life – how’s them Battletank workouts coming along??

Cheers

Rahul

Charles is more of a BATTLETANK than men half his age. Hehe. He’s over 60.

Every time I talk to him – the word “SOLID!” crops up.

I’ve never met him, or seen him.

But I’ve got a feeling I know what to expect!

In 1999 I believe, my friend Ricky filed a complaint with the cops about roommates stealing some stuff of his.

It was a bit of juvenile complaint to be honest – but hey – young and wild!

And the Hattiesburg police showed up, took notes and such, and at one point he asked Ricky (the cop) what the guy looked like so he could find him.

(He did, and they shat bricks – lol – though they didnt need to! Remember my Spanish friend I told you about that stood there with his hands up wayyyyyyyyy after the cop said – it was inferred! – you can put ’em down! – nigh hilarious!)

But anyway, Ricky said he was “taller than me” (him).

Cop wanted more details.

“He’s big”, ricky said. “But not like you!”

You’re SOLID!

“He’s fat”.

That was the description Ricky gave to the cop, and the solid part is what I think of when it comes to Charles Mitchell and Battle tank shoulders!

Yours truly, of course, was a solider beer drinker and “Krystal’s burgers” wolfer and waffler than anything else at that point in his life….

Hey.

The pool in Ricky’s apartment complex, where I was living for the break (I was in the dorm, it was summer break or some crap) was big enough for … ONE person, and not even that … !

Maybe I’ll put that in 16 Inspirational Fitness Recollections, Volume two.

Hehe.

Nah, but damn, those dreams!

I saw buildings turning to rubble – not rubble, but preserved “exactly the same way” after bombs were dropped (hint – this don’t mean actual bombs. REmember, our subconscious!)

And Guan Yin, Buddhist symbols etc kept showing up in my dreams …

A man worshipping.

My favorite park … “diyas” Indian style (tiny earthern pots with wicks as in Diwali) all around, arranged so damn beautifully.

Lots of shooting – almost through a door!

“school”!

Many things!

VIVID!

I’ve got five pages of dreams written and the uncanny way they come to, maybe I could be the next Nostradamus?

hehe.

I’ll never forget President Trump in India referencing Sachin Tendulkar as “Soo chin” … LOL !

You could just see Amit Shah, Modi and the rest all enjoying the show.

Good ole Trumpinator!

WE ALL MISS HIM!!!

ONE OF A KIND!

Anyway, where am I going with this. I dont know, I’ve linked my courses above, I guess to tell you – GOOD THINGS HAPPEN IF YOU LET THEM!

IF you think positive, if you focus like a HORSE WITH BLINDERS ON – and most importantly, you do not waste energy and time on what is NOT IMPORTANT!

YOU FOCUS ON A DAMN GOAL!

Something worthwhile.

Believe me, the heaven will bless with you with all you need, want, and more….

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

Friend,

I wish I could tell you I Was NOT kidding.

But I’m not – even though some may or may not believe it!

Last night, another one of those vivid dreams nights, I did NOT write to you about it!

Yet, everything that the dream showed at the end – happened!

Except, it happened in a way Id NEVER IMAGINE – in other words, the “Actors” in the play were all there, but my subconscious interpreted them all differently!

Stairs showed up, heights showed up and a PULL-UP bar showed up too – the last in real life, in my dreams it was parallel grip pull-ups and me doing it, in real life, I asked my neighbor if he does ’em, but his kid does!

Wow!

SO REAL!

This is nothing new to me, of course, but to those not in the know – it might come as surprising that dreams can be predictive, but every since I’ve gotten deeper and deeper in touch with my subconscious, things just FLOW for me.

When I set a goal?

BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Plague, Shague, Hague, nothing in the world can stop me!

And so  itshould be for YOU if you DO the thing.

Zero to hero!

Anyway, I won’t get into the specifics here, but lets just I live in an apartment complex where there are elevators, but none for MY BLOCK. Thats always been the case , y’all know that!

But my neighbor’s block has ’em.

And I had to visit him for something, so I did on the fly.

I saw stairs.

Which no-one climbs, while the elevator seems well traveled!

I used ’em!

Damned easy to climb they felt, and I reached the 7th (was it?? or Apartment 7??) floor with no hassles.

My neighbor’s wife, a friendly lady opened the door.

“You climbed the stairs??” she asked, surprised. 

“Yes, I love it!”

She laughed.

“want some water?”

Nah, I’ll pass, I said. 

But anyway, what caught my attention?

Two things.

One, the view outside was EXACTLY as I saw in my dream and I’ve never ever actually been to my neighbor’s apartment, so it ain’t like I’d seen it before!

It just HIT ME!

And two, the chinning bar.

I grinned at my neighbor, who seems in good shape, but a bit of a weak grip, maybe.

“Do you do these”, I smiled, fully expecting dude to say YES!

He laughed.

Nah, he said. My son does ’em! 

Well, he’s damn sure bought his son the right thing – kudos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I didnt pimp Kiddie Fitness there, though I was struck with an urge to, hehe.

But they’re nice folks, friendly people and…

But anyway, the stairs.

Remember the impromptu “you didnt even sound like you were breathing” workout I once had when climbing the stairs to marcs 14th floor apartment?

I’m sure you do!

And these sort of workouts, friend, keep your legs ins uch super shape that you’ll be ready to BOUND UP HILLS – and STAIRS – all damn day long – with NO FATIGUE!

YEE – HA!

And step #1 is right HERE.

Get your thang on now, friend.

TRULY WORTH IT!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

Dear Friend,

I’ve made no – absolutely NO SECRET OF THE FACT how much I HATE the “Jim” i.e. pump and tone, not real old school gyms (which by the way ALL, if you look, had an area for both boxing practice and wrestling practice, and therefore, plenty of space for bodyweight stuff, which the old timers ALL DID!) – and the preening and posing and “showing the striated muscles with veins popping”.

STallone is an actor I’ll never stop admiring and following.

Truly the very best, and he’s one of the very few thats stuck to doing what Sly does best – be a RIP ROARING BIG LUG that kicks ASS!

He’s mentioned on the sales page for Lumberjack Lodestone Fitness and the BOOK itself for damn good reason.

very damn good reason!!

but even HE will be the first to admit and has admitted his lock in Rocky III etc (not the locks in Rambo, hehe) was extremely unhealthy to a T

My body was cannibalizing itself, he once famously said.

So it was.

Six boiled egg whites and a slice of burned toast – burned!

No butter.

NOthing at all.

No drinks, or what not, bar the dances he went out with the many women’s he’s been with (Sly could probably beat my own count, and probably has, hehe).

I remember Rueben once enviously saying about him

“He could get any woman he wants!”

And me?

“When women look at you, theyre goin gto WANT IT!!!!!” 

Truth is, physical and looks aside, he was right, but the MIND In both cases makes them want it, trust me on this friend!!!!!!!

Nothing beats the mind.

An ugly phat phocker with the right MINDSET CAN attract way more women than all the puffed and preened “ma’am” idiots or “Yes Ma’am” Glyn Butts Bozo Schofields in poor Brum.

What sins did Brum commit in a past life, I wonder, to infested with a pestilence like this. First China, then HK, then he got kicked out everywhere, so no other place, I suppose…

No place like “home”.

Anyway, Brum and Bozo in Brum aside, here’s the thang, friend.

Sly’s “veins popping out of shoulders and chest” didnt just look highly unnatural. It WAS unnatural.

The man will tell you that too.

RESPECT!

His look in the later movies like the Expendables?

NOW THATS WHAT YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE!

Lumberjack!

And look at those forearms!

Sly’s advice for looking bigger was simple, and my daughter said this  while back too when she said “maybe he was intimidated by your height!”

(and when my wife said “you are looking taller!“)

(at the age of 36!!??)

“Work the traps and forearms – hard”.

HARD!

Simple advice that people ignore.

Simple advice I’ve been dispensing for free forever.

Yet, people think of the chest. Ugh.

Dont get me wrong, the chest is important. Nigh NOT the most important by far though, my brother! NOT!

Anyway, the one place you do want veins to pop?

You guessed it.

FOREARMS!

And calves!

But we all want those forearms, eh?

Yes ??

I thought so!

And believe me, I won’t pimp my books here – though I Could.

I’ll tell you what I have before, but …

OK, so what I’ve told you before is the magic combo of fingertip pushups and pull-ups – and handstand pushups.

In BattleTank Shoulders for one.

But that wouldn’t cover the half of it!

The REAL KEYS – briefly –

THICK GRIPZ! YES!

When you can do 100 pull-ups with thick grip at all spacings and the grip seems normal, you’re not a super stud.

You’re a stud “el supremo”, friend.

When you can combine INDIAN CLUB work the way I teach you in the book and upcoming VIDEOS – same.

And of course, you mix in fingertip pushups and secret isometrics I spoke about the other day (no, I aint gonna link it. Get the book if you want to know more!) …

THAT will give you the “veins popping with REAL STRENGTH” look friend!

Big time!

(and dont underestimate isometrics – they do play a massive role!)

On that note, like I said, Lumberjack “Lodestone” Fitness is already ROARING TO BE LET OUT AT THE GATE!

I can barely keep it in, pun intended, hehe.

So place your pre-order now, friend.

I’m off to start the section on … THICK GRIPZ!

YES!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

Friend,

I really, really don’t get it.

This constant line of wannabe’s and idiots pretending to be someone they’re not …

Like our friend Glyn Bozo for instance.

He keeps signing up for the site (and getting auto deleted from all of them) with ID’s like “funcuck” and inanity about being a “beta male” and so forth.

Like the entire world already knows the cuckold Glyn Schofield in Brum is so I dont get the point of driving the “same point in”?

I mean repetition of the same chant, the same incantation, the same affirmation leads to belief – and once that belief becomes a deep conviction, things begin to happen. 

(the great Claude Bristol, not me, I’m perhaps, along with Trump, his best student! Hehe)

But it’s pointless if the belief is already there.

Of course, it’s never pointless if the belief isn’t.

And Bi polar Bozo, of course, his beliefs deep “down” in more ways than one keep changing, so I guess hes trying to attract, miserably fail, and thefore keeps coming back here for more free advice.

Hey, Glyn.

Be a man for once in your life, and apply for coaching. 

We’ll see what we can do – even you have hope.

I’ll sort you out for sure, but you have to be willing to, like I said, be a “man” for once in your life, which might be too hard…

Or hell, be a woman.

Be a real something – anything!

Don’t pretend, just because some girl told you’re you’re fun (so she can take your money that you stole from another girl and then scoot off saying “God, that was an awful experience!!”) that you are.

You’re the polar opposite.

Anyway …

He ain’t the only one.

There are a lot of wannabes out there, I dont know, maybe they need to “self justify their existence” – their sorry, sad existence on planet Terra Firma…

For example, those that when you talk about problems anywhere, reply with “it happens everywhere!’

I remember discussing the recent heavy rains in India (and China) with my wife.

And I was bitching about the fact that EVERYTHING stops working if it rains even a drop – in India.

Amazon won’t deliver. The toilets overflow (UGH!!!) – the water stops – the electricity flickers, roads turn into RAGING TORRENTS, RIVERS, literally waterfalls and so forth.

In the past she’d agree.

Now?

She brought up some case in the UK where “it happens there too!”

ONE apartment block!

True, the Brum sewer did get blocked due to Glyn sitting in it.

True, the US sees plenty of that too.

But as a matter of general course, not everythign stops working – and justifying it, or attempting to by saying “it happens there too” and pointing out ONE ISOLATED case as proof is more of the above.

Pretension never works. 

SOLVING PROBLEMS WORKS – and that only happens when you first acknowledge there IS A PROBLEM!

Simply saying “nothing ever changes” means nothing ever will.

Even Rambo, in IV, said that, but ultimately he changed things, because he took solid action! (the girl awoke his warrior which had become apathetic and dormant!)

China of course ain’t immune in that regard either – as you can see from what happened in Zhengzhou, and of course the horrific attempts made to cover it up.

I dont know if y’all saw it, but I posted on Twitter.

And it was a brief video clip of what the CCP and it’s goons try to do – against people that dare to report them publicly and say it like is.

https://twitter.com/0xcusesfitness/status/1420989075784302594?s=20    – THAT is the link, and it’s tame actually given what goes on behind closed doors.

Pathetic, except China is starting to slowly wake up (the public).

Their only hold (See Xi Pee) was financial.

And now that the thin smokescreen of progress is evaporating, nasty truths are becoming more visible (the public always knew it, but never said much because the lure of money kept them silent) … it’s all falling apart.

…. Then it fell appart…

… Then it fell apart…

As I’ve written about before, oddly I first picked up that song in China! No less!

Even Gorilla Girl asked me the following the other day.

can you tell me some truths

I told her. Haha.

But anyway, quit being a pretender, friend (for those that are).

It leads nowhere, as you can see from the Bozo’s example…

Become a real man.

Train REAL MAN STYLE!

Quit pretending that pumping at the Jim “Jassy style” and getting your shoulder massaged after each set of 5 reps with pinkie dumbells is getting you in better shape – it’s not.

In Jassy’s case, she’s starving yourself, and the wannabes and posers though?

I mean, get real. You KNOW Pumping and toning leads nowhere – or you wouldn’t be reading this.

You know you’re sitting there, getting fatter and more miserable by the day – those of you that are. You KNOW that YOU want to get in the best shape of your life, for one, but cannot do it with the current tools you have, and so forth.

My point is, and it ain’t just fitness.

Don’t pretend.

Admit your shortcomings and flaws.

Thats how to be a REAL MAN!

Start right here, and get in the best shape of your life to boot as well!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

Ps – It’s REALITY that really works, not pretensions! We create it, true, but not on the basis of airy fairy “I’m this” (when you’re not)… !

PPS – My wife once told me that (this came from some Bozo astrologer with sooooooo many followers or what not) “2021 and 22 will be the year of the pretender”.

Maybe.

But truth be told, and yours truly SEER is saying this, it’s been going on forever.

IT needs to stop – NOW!

Stop NOW, my friend. Get REAL – training wise too!

Sounds like the Bozo is having a very “hot” day!

He’s signed up for a couple of sites that he thinks I know nothing about, hehe.

And he’s having kittens – knowing he’s mentioned on the sites.

Anyway, this is a brief update. I Gotta run, but Hey. Glyn. Leave a review or two, please. We’ll all share in!?

(Thats the “other site” for y’all that be wondering, the real naughty stuff the Bozo likes, but couldn’t get it if he paid for, hehe. Poor chap!)

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – If your thinking “Tits and Todgers”, you’d be RIGHT. LOL. Thats the Bozo right there! Truly obsessed is he…

PS #2 – Anyway, that aside – gotta give you a huge update – just finished the “Indian clubs” (Bozo, no, no, NO!) section of Lumberjack Lodestone Fitness. Almost 80% done – You KNO Wwhat happens when I say that i.e. that book is coming out soon, soon, SOONEST!

Reserve your pre-orders NOW.

Back soon!

Not the reviews, friend. Hehe. I know you’ll do that for me – without cheating!

You’ve done it before. Hehe.

You’ll do it again – I’ve got full, full faith in YOU!!

But before I get into the “nitty gritties” of this one …

Here’s what I got from the coaching form …

“I’d love to be a part of this great company! 😛 Sign me up!”

From an actual guy whose interested in the newsletter.

Hehe.

A lot of you are – go HERE to sign up though – that coaching link is to apply for coaching from yours truly – life, fitness, business, whatever you want to learn – I’m here to teach ya! (only if you’re a doer, and not a wanker).

As for “part of this great company”, hey, he’s right. IT IS GREAT!

And we’ll let you know when we do an IPO, hehe.

For now, I’ll stick to IPA’a and lagers, heh.

then this –

You have a wonderful product…

Hi, Are you interested in getting your product into large retailers? Please give me a call to discus…

I’ve got no doubt this is Bozo Schofield in one of his saner moods…

(to be fair Bozo did replace “package” with product, but he couldnt stay away from “large”. Hehe. Can’t get away from who we REALLY ARE, eh Glynnie boy)

Call my ass.

When I DID call him back in the day he was “too busy” to answer and always “doing other things” – which involved beer bottles up his anal region for one, which is likely why he was “too busty”.

ugh!

Anyway … I could write a book on the junk contact I get daily.

Maybe I will someday!

But for now, lets get back to it.

My wife recently told me about my daughter supposedly “cheating”.

When the teacher asks her to do sums or whatever, she gets a perfect 10. Ditto for spelling, and everything else these idiotic, inane and utterly useless “timepass” (parlance in India) – “utter and sheer WASTE OF TIME” online classes ask you to do (I have no clue what exactly, but I’m not missing a lot  given even the books etc TEACHING KIDS ENGLISH – have – MIS SPELLINGS! Given the teachers themselves ain’t got a clue on what they teach half the time … given all the religious crap indoctrination – I mean really, great, freedom of religion, but dont force it down a kids throat!!) … she seems to get a 10.

So the wife checked.

Being my daughter does little to no homework, and finds the most creative ways to get out of doing it (I did the same when I was her age, hehe) – she investigated.

Apparently little Rahul was using an online calculator for the sums, and flipping the page on the sly to copy spellings etc when teacher wasn’t looking.

Hehe.

Smart if nothing else!

CHIP OFF THE OLD BLOCK!

In our day, of course, we did it via “pharras” as they call it in Hindi i.e. tiny sheets of paper we’d crumple up into little balls or whatever and stuff ’em up our socks or what not and unfurl them during exam time.

Or, just copy from our neighbors. (which in Hindi is called “Tape Na”. “Tep Le”, is what we told each other. Hehe)

And of course, we’d swallow the paper when found out, or if there was a risk of being found out, and then beaten up or whatever. We’d even burn our exam papers in the markets so we could pass ourselves off as passed and not failed when we went home.

I remember the Bonfires I made at 9PM while smoking, hehe.

“Do what you want”, counseled the wise old man giving us smokes. “But always tell your parents!” 

Ah, but Sir, not all parents are like YOU!

Thats what I am with my daughter though.

Anyway …

Cheating aside, these online classes, kids being cooped up etc at home with cranky adults all day long …

Kids not being able to attend school normally, not being able to run around and play, not being allowed to do anything kids normally do …

I wonder if the world in general has noticed the effect it’s having on kids everywhere.

I’m sure the CCP in China thought of that when they released the plague!

Anyway, sad part?

The typical Tom Tom’s and Bozos everywhere have accepted this as the new norm “because the government said so”.

Especially in India, where from what I can tell people have resigned themselves to the fact thats how it is “because they said so” and anyone that points out the sheer stupidity of whats going on is castigated and told to shut up.

“Complaining does no good”, wail the Tom Tom’s.

REALLY?

My friend, if no-one complained, no-one said a word about anything nothing would ever improve!

NOTHING improves without feedback – hence why I keep asking for REVIEWS AS WELL!

Indeed, sometimes, to the detriment of sales – but to me, reviews and lots of them COUNT!

Honest ones.

If you dont like something, say it. If you love something, say that too!

If you’re on the fence, speak up!

DO SOMETHING! ANYTHING!

Point is, this lethargy the world in general has slipped into , accepting anal swabs as normal, accepting panic passports as normal, and castigating those of us – a minority that will FIGHT TILL THE DAY WE PASS for our freedoms – is dangerous – very dangerous!

President Trump for one knows this. Valiant guy, still fighting THE GOOD FIGHT!!!. REAL MAN – REAL HERO!

Anyway, that school my daughter goes to – nigh terrible, and I’d never send her there if I had half a choic ein the convoluted so called decision making process that ended up with her going there – hey, I went to that school. I should know!

It’s one of those “brand names” schools – other than the brand – utter tosh.

Come to think of it, given the terrible standard of modern day schooling in most places, I’d probably not want to send her to most places anyway. Hehe.

I’ve ALWAYS recommended homeschooling.

This option was privately given a huge thumbs up by people in the know as well, including a certain Marc “the African Silverback Gorilla”!

Of course, no-one listened. They told me I was a fool.

“That can never work”.

Well, whats happening NOW FRIEND?

HA!

HA!

x 10000 …. !!!!

Sometimes, you know, there’s a reason they call me a seer!

Anyway … I’m getting a headache just thinking about that school and schools in general. I hated mine – many kids did and do theirs.

But Can YOU do it without cheating?

Lots of long haired ruffians show up in the park claiming “they can do 100 pushups” easy peasy.

Ok, show me, I say.

Like my friend told me all those years ago in Fitness 1010 class in college!

“If he doubts you, just show him!”

I almost did. Hehe.

So when I ask them to show me, they show me the most god awful bumpy pushups ever …

My friend, bouncing up and down ain’t a pushup.

Real men don’t do pushups like that.

If you can give me 20 in PROPER FORM, slowly up and down and there’s a reason I carp on this in Pushup Central, then you’re already ahead of the pack.

(How to do pushups)

(just a snippet)

Or, pull-ups.

The typical Tom Tom’s show up and make long ass claims, but can they DO?

Nope.

The chinning rod (I mean bar, hehe) breaks when the Bozo hangs on to it for one (its happened to him once. No, he didnt get hurt. Too much “padding” on his fanny if you get my drift).

But really, the number of dudes that swing their way up ..

GET REAL!!

So as you do your routine today, bear this in mind.

CAN you do it without cheating?

Write back – let me KNOW!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Remember to first pick up the 0 Excuses Fitness System here. Join me in the workout videos!

Some days just seem slow, don’t they, my friend.

Not just the Fridays either – you business folks will appreciate the truism of what I’m saying here in 2021!

Last night, I woke up to yet another horrible experience from Payoneer, who I’ve written about before.

Apparently this company sees fit to randomly block accounts – when you ask them “why” it was blocked in the first place, they dont reply – and when they do reply after literally WEEKS (literally the most terrible service I’ve ever seen, and thats saying a hell of a lot!) – they say “routine” something and won’t give you details.

OK, great.

Then you get a payment in – and it’s – blocked!!!!

You ask them why.

NO response, of course.

You ask them to unblock.

No response!

It’s like they hold your money (they’re basically one of those intermediaries a lot of people including myself use – but I’m now moving away from them – have already for the most part, but still use them for a few “dibs and dabs” as it were) forever – and could care less about telling you why, or even releasing it.

Twitter, emails, all go unanswered, this for a very public company, and this ain’t just my experience either with them.

When you post on their forums, you get a warning not to.

In other words, they’re the online example of dictatorship we’d ALL like to avoid. Hehe.

Unfortunately for them, I filed a long claim with them with the BBB.

We’ll see what happens.

But that brings to mind another memory – wayyyyyyyyyyy back in the day – 1999, I believe.

I had a booked a flight from Houston to New Delhi, I believe via one of those agencies that were all the rage back then.

They booked me on one of the crappiest flights ever “Royal Jordanian” (who even rationed the beer on the flight apparently – but the Sikh dude next to me was uber cool!

“It doesnt matter” he told me. “I’ll order it for me, and give it to you!”

Sage! And so he did, hehe)

Anyway, the airport, the long ass flight back to New Delhi when I finally did make it – and then a week or so later it seemed, back to Houston again – thats another tale unto itself which I’ll regale you with sometime. Thankfully the hotel they put us up at Jordan when connecting flights etc went wrong had … a BAR!

Right smack in the middle of the desert. No security even, because no-one would make it too far in that heat!) . . .

. . . Anyway, it’s like they hold your money arbitrarily, and won’t reply to you, or unblock it “Except on their own sweet time”.

Then there’s a few other annoyances to deal with.

All in all, I woke up in the morning – slow day  – none of it really resolved.

Now, the payments itself are hardly something I’d sweat over. Like I said, Payoneer is just the last remaining dibs and dabs, and if 20 EUR wets their panties, by all means …

But its the principle of the thing that made me file a formal complaint, not to mention the WAY in which they talk to people.

It’s not what you say.

It’s how you say it!

Anyway …

Fitness wise, when I started out, I got results QUICK.

(or I should say, when I started on the routines I promote)

People were looking at me literally every week and saying “Damn, he’s lost a heck of a lot of weight!”

And that in addition to all the other comments I’ve told you about and Tom Tommed roundly.

They were right.

BUt that was the honeymoon phase, my friend.

Soon, gains started to slow, but still come.

The BIG gains were coming – but you wouldn’t know it on the surface as I slogged through each and every workout, sometimes wondering just what the heck I was doing all this for.

I didnt even have a business at this level back then.

I was just doing it!

It came from within!

I didnt know it at the time, but that was the gestation period, my friend, to lay future ground for great gains to come fitness wise in the future (which are now).

Same thing for anything you do in life – or business.

Those slow periods will happen.

You’ll want to complain. Bang your head against a wall. Fight with your spouse. Rant rave. And so forth …

… but it won’t do a smidgeon of good until you realize one thing.

Its all part of the GRAND PLAN!

YOUR PLAN!

That your subconscious mind is working for you behind the scenes.

You just, my friend, have to KEEP THE FAITH!

This message is probably very relevant to a lot of you reading this.

If you’re dealing with daily never ending drudgery, or perhaps “costs out the ass”, or a nagging spouse, or whatever – bear in mind this.

If you’ve got an end goal in mind – even if you dont know it – its all part of the grand plan getting you to that goal!

That is how life works.

No exceptions, pally!

Perhaps thats another reason the great Mike Pompeo keeps talking about FAITH – he’s more referring to religious freedom etc, and he’s right, but back of that religious freedom – what do you have?

FAITH!

End of the day God = Allah = Jesus = Joseph = Mary = What have you = Buddha = UNIVERSE!

Simple as that.

Anyway, what do you do during the slow times?

You go back to the basics, and as I’ve said so often.

You focus on what you CAN DO NOW!

Theres always something you can do. ALWAYS!

Mental cleansing , visualization, brief stretches, something, anything.

And what I’m doing now is writing to you – and telling you the following – yet again – that leaving reviews, my friend, written ones – not just ratings – costs you NOTHING but your time.

A few minutes.

And you get it off your chest, and you share a great product with the world, and you get an auto 10% off your next purchase!

Boggles the mind as to why more people aren’t doing it??????

I mean, even if you’re super busy, you’ve got a minute or two to spare?

Anyway, our Google “custom” link is here …  (btw, that page will have special updates etc as we go along, so do bookmark it!)  (see the review link on the right hand side? USE IT!)

Or, you could always do Amazon!

Or, just use the link in the purchase email … that is the best, quickest, and most recommended!

And most of all, pick up a product or two – start your weekend off RIGHT – 0 Excuses Fitness Style!

I’m out. Back soon!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Kiddie Fitness has been getting rave reviews, and I’ll be sharing one from a “Mom in Egypt” very soon. Bozo will have kittens x 100, hehe, he’s mentioned in the review in a not so complimentary fashion, hehe. But it’s a great, great review, with results!

PS #2 – Be sure to place your pre-order for another great and upcoming course Lumberjack “Lodestone” Fitness – now.

As I told you, friend. There’s always something you can DO. Do it now!

PPS – I know what y’all BE THINKING.

“Just what the heck is so important about reviews. You ask me to review more than you ask me to buy!!”

This is a recent response I got from Matthew. (I believe in the UK??)

Hey. I get it. LOL.

But Matt, remember, like I’ve said so many times before – reviews – HONEST reviews, not necessarily 5 star (though yes, I suspect if you leave a review, it’ll be FIVE STAR, and thats great, we all love ’em!!) – really, really count!

It’s about YOU ultimately, the experience YOU HAD – how the product helped YOU!

DOERS LOVE HEARING BACK FROM OTHER DOERS – it helps spread the word – its that simple.

So again. Please do take a few minutes out of your busy day to review -much appreciated!

(not to mention it keeps the trolly sorts like Schofield away. Remember, they all have butter fingers ready to troll, so we the DOERS have to counter their rubbish!)

(Though I do miss the Bozo’s reviews, hehe. Maybe he’ll be kind enough to leave a few more we can all chuckle at!!)