Friend,  

It’s hard not to say this, and it’s hard to say it!

And nah – I dont “really” feel insulted. 

I know whats going on, BUT, and this is a Glyn Schofield like butt – a LOT of you have not gotten back on ANY of the emails I’ve sent as of late. 

Special offers, new products, pre-orders, nothing seems to “hit the spot” – except, here’s the thing. 

It DOES hit the spot. 

OPen rates (and y’all know what I think of stats, for one) have more than TRIPLED for these here emails I send. 

And so have click through rates etc. 

Yet, oddly enough, responses back – they have DECREASED – except from a very SELECT AND ELITE BUNCH OF DOERS. 

Now, before you give me the standard sop, friend … 

I know you’re in a bad mood, I know you’re “too busy” (except not really, hehe, you know how it goes) – I know like me a lot of you “just want to be left alone” (but even yours truly finds time to get back to what and who REALLY MATTERS) … 

… I know a lot of you – dont want to spend a single red cent right about now – but you do. Hehe. 

Lots of great DEALS, unlike Black Friday everywhere which you can already see, those great deals are a thing of the past – at 0 Excuses Fitness, nothing doing, business as usual – and those great offers and deals are KNOCKING AT YOUR DOORSTEP, almost! ?

But here’s the thang, friend. 

If you dont want to do even what doesnt cost one red cent, if you’re not getting back … 

If you say “I just want to read but not reply” – both you and me know thats a COP OUT. 

So yeah, I guess I do feel a bit insulted, but then again – I feel the opposite too, since I know how people have gotten these days, I know people are acting abnormally – I know people “have given up caring”. 

What can I say, eh. 

Except another call out to keep what matters in your life … 

And for those of you that have bought a lot of my products – but haven’t left a REVIEW in months – kindly step up to the plate and do so NOW. 

And that, my friend is all I’m asking … 

The rest of course, is up to you. 

(never one to provoke chainsaws) 

(nah, kidding, but you get my drift!?)

 

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – I mean, think about it…

An old friend trying to get in touch, you never reply, wouldn’t YOU feel the same way?

I dont think I’m being unreasonable here, friend.

…. is this.

This guy is a lunatic – and has the body of a massive guy working on a farm all his life – and on cars (those forearms!) (I still remember Bruce back in the day, skinny as heck, yet a strong, strong grip … from working on cars all day back in the day – that will DO IT!) …. and the mind of a 8 year old …

Anyway, another short flashback first about how the grip – and punch – is usually the LAST to go on a man – if you’ve trained hard and heavy your whole life!

There was a time in … I believe somewhere in 2013, where I wasn’t quite “phat phock”, but certainly not a lean and mean fighting machine either, a guy that saw me when I was, and then when I wasn’t – he said the following.

“Rahul what happened!” 

Now, I wasn’t fat then – no way.

But I “looked different”, as my buddy from the Marines said. “Thats just how it is”, he said. “You ain’t fat!” but you look different. 

And THIS guy … well, he said the following too.

“You have a core of steel, a VERY STRONG CORE – but now, what happened!”

And then  I remember him saying th efollowing –

“I’m sure you’re still super fit though”.

(which I was doing pull-ups etc, so … pull-ups, with any extra weight around the midsection, you just can’t do ’em, period).

“And your grip, super strong still!”

He was basically referring to the “bulky” look, not so much “fat”.

But anyway – back to Mr Chainsaw the Loon –

So he’s a pyschotic killer that apparently wears masks he fashions out of the faces of his victims – something that these serial killer movies – all the serial killers seem to do, and it comes off (to me, at least) as I’ve said before – downright comical.

Maybe the comic factor and the grisly stuff in there is what makes the nuttiness stand out from all the other horror – laughable to me – movies I’ve watched.

Except the Exorcist, the original one, NONE scared me.

But anyway, this dude – unlike the killers in the other movies?

He doesn’t search for victims.

In fact, he does all he can to AVOID THEM!

You’ll see, that huge house seems empty – you clang the doorbell like 15 times, no-one opens, then you step into the house “hello, is anyone there!” (which you should NOT DO, hehe – even if the house doesn’t have nutjobs – sometimes, people like me dont like to be disturbed and as my Dad once told me “badgered”) (we’re badgering him, he told my Mom – which he was right, they were!) ….

… It’s only when you really push, really, really attempt to enter the basement, and even then, the heavy metal door – that would deter most folks – that out comes the nutjob, with chainsaw in hand.

And once you’re in his sights, of course, he don’t let go!

But like the character in the movie, I do all I can to avoid idiots and morons.

And right until this day, I don’t chase customers – or people in general.

I let THEM come to me.

How I attract is of course – well, I’ve spoken about all that before.

But the top part, it boils down to this, and yet another reason I love Texas.

“My life, my property, now dont BADGER ME!”

I’ve always loved to be left alone …

And there it standeth, friend.

Thats why I never answer phones for one, and do everything on email. Most people hate that about me, but that is how it will be no matter what.

I’ve found the phone is an excuse to badger people – there are very few things (ah, that drill started up outdoors, hehe) that cannot be said on email that can be on the phone, and it’s always best in writing.

On the phone, it turns into a hollering contest.

(just look at the 2020 Presidential Debate for one, hehe – the first and the second!)

Anyway ……………………….

What can I say, my “nikkas”.

We got some great, great offers going on for YOU as the clock ticks down to Thanksgiving.

Some of you still have not stepped up to the “plate” – why is that, my friend?

Grab your special offers before they run out, because come the end of the month, they all will.

And the one course I’d recommend for you most if you want that “farm boy” look is as beneath –

Lumberjack Lodestone Fitness.

Have at!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Wait, that one is not yet out – pre-order.

after you place the pre-order, buy THIS book to achieve the said results above – Animal Kingdom Workouts.

Some things, just plain RUDE and disrespectful, my friend.

Not to mention some of the stuff people pull in places like China and India for one would likely get you shot in other places.

Remember Glyn Bozo for one ending up in the emergency room last year (before the infamous “shoved bleach up his arse to get rid of COVID” episode)?

Lips busted, nose busted, a nasty gash on his cranium, or what passes for it . . .

As Charles said, “someone probably got tired of his BS“.

Charles was more right than he knew – and than I let on. HEhe.

“Did you say you have pictures of Glyn doing drugs”?

Pictures? I’ve got full CCTV …

But anyway (and curiously enough, Bozo was so high he himself sent me the pictures, apparently using Mom’s credit card to snort was “something to post on social media”??) … Chuck once went off about “these rude Chinese!”

And how for one they’d all make comments about how fat he was, “can he get it up in bed” (not due to any other issue other than being fat) – “what position they use” (literally!) – they’d all also pet his tummy like some sort of exotic animal while poor Chuck stewed. 

“They keep coming up to me and poking me (or maybe he said touching) my tummy!”

Glyn, of course, took all of this (now Glyn, there’s someone who is even fatter!) – as some sort of inane compliment.

Unfortunately back in the UK he grabbed one ass too many, and one of the lads (rightly so) let him have it, and there was Bozo in the emergency room, pestering Chuck about “I want to be friends with Rahul, I’m so sorry!” for what I did – typical “scorpion” like stuff I saw right through …

But really, I don’t agree with Chuck on the flab, and pull-ups being useless or whatever he said they were, most certainly NOT on his political views regarding covid and China for one – but this?

Fuck yeah I agree bro.

That is just plain RUDE, taking liberties like that with strangers!

Walking up to someone you dont know from Adam (or Eve) and touching tummies and such – liable to get you punched in the nose, and thats just the beginning of it.

I’ve had it happen in the past too, BOTH when I was a phat phock and when I was slim – but mostly for me, oddly enough, its always been the chest they poke and feel as if I was Russell Crowe in the Gladiator with them feeling his rump muscles and such (literally treating the slaves like animals – and despite what Glyn reading this might think, it ain’t THAT I mean).

I’ve even had someone from the literal “third gender” poke me in the chest, this was 2011 in India so he – or she – got away with it, apparently you can’t say anything because they dress female or some nonsense.

I HATE that sort of touchy feely crap, that “touch BS” from people I dont even know, they have no business doing that.

Ditto for taking pictures when told not to – I’ve been known to snatch – or grab on to phones and not let go until my photo was deleted (the stock “we delete already” in China does NOT mean they’ve done so).

(that last bit got me into many a tussle, but so be it. To me, my personal space is SACROSANCT).

Unfortunately this sorta thing is way too common in China, and really – as far as their stupid questions about “what positions they used” – I wouldn’t be surprised if Glyn had given them one of his sissy worship courses (such as the one I referred to in the last email, which he bought, then had guilt trips over or what not) or what not.

The Chinese are more than happy to get their fix of free English, no matter which way they get it.

Despite their claims to the contrary …

And what positions, really, his girlfriend isn’t that skinny either. I remember being WAY slimmer than her (I know, sounds strange!) – when we all met …

Next to Chuck, maybe she seems “a bit slimmer”, but really, for me, looking at them, nothing so out of the ordinary, but then again, what do I know. Hehe. I’ve been in places “dawnnnnn South” where they make them BIGGGGGG for one!

Hehe.

But it’s just plain rude, unfortunately treating foreign devils like oddities out of some crazy museum is way more common than you’d think.

Of course, slobbering faggots like Glyn with his “Mr Wang” (he picked that up from this site i.e. when I Refer to it as “wang doodle”) fetish … they dont make it any better for the very tiny sane minority out there like yours truly (in China).

And that, my friend is that.

Respect – always paramount!

Be sure and pick up the pre-orders, really BLAZING at this point – for Lumberjack Lodestone Fitness.

Be sure also to read the last email I sent, and BE SURE TO LEAVE REVIEWS, PLEASE!

Please don’t ignore this.

Please LEAVE REVIEWS, and genuine ones!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

There must be something to the day, hehe.

September 21, 2020 was when the Bozo posted his inane, insane reviews (or lack thereof) which I promptly just had to share with the list!

Before that, if y’all remember, there was THIS.

The infamous “experience is worth more than pound of ham” post, hehe.

Then, of course, the even more infamous case of the Bozo in one of his avatars doing, for a chance, well, what is real ie. complaining “he couldn’t get it up” -which Glyn can’t anyway, but asses and male “equipment” and hockey fields for some reason – well, if he’s nose deep in those, he’s always happy!

Y’all know about Glyn, but of course, but here is another refresher on what I BE referring to, hehe.   (that one refers to his micro you know what, hehe).

ANyway …. a year or so on, on October 21, 2021, no less – geez, I can’t see how I missed THIS ONE!

Bozo, you gave me another golden marketing opportunity on a platter. Hehe.

Except, much like last year, I took like two months to get to it last year, this time, it took me … well, over a month. Or exactly a month!

Hehe.

Now, let me present to you the review Bozo most recently left on Gorilla Grip (which while he was rummaging around in Nanjing China he claimed he was using it to “build his grip on his wang” or what not – that was a facebook comment he left, if you can believe that!) … And a few other books.

The reviews were all copied and pasted, clearly Bozo this time didnt even take the time to write out new trash for each book.

But I first saw it for Gorilla Grip.

Here goes –

Truly a life changing book. I was an out of work and out of shape middle manager with not much to provide to my family or society. After reading this book I changed my life dramatically from a middle manager that could barely speak up to my supervisors to an actual STUD! I don’t take crap from anyone. Thanks to the lessons I received in this book.

But fitness was only the tip of the iceberg for me!!

After contacting the author he turned me onto an entire new way of life with his other books on erotica. I never knew what a femdom could be or how I could truly unleash my powers not only in the physical arena but in the sexual one as well. Rahul mookerjee truly turned me into the man or woman I was meant to be. You have to read “Coo* worship for sissies and fagg**s if you wanna really change your fitness and your life! Thanks mike!

Now, for reference again –

Bozo Schofield apparently paid someone to be “outed” on a certain website.

And I know the guy, I’ve helped him a lot with his marketing.

Heck, the book above that he wrote – I basically told him just to write about what Glyn would like. Hehe.

And he did!

And funnily enough, Bozo BOUGHT the book – and then trolled it, and then now, apparently hes having “guilt trips about being gay” or some rot, and then this.

Though he must be really confused, he’s calling me MIke which they do in China yes, but the foreigners all call me by my real name – Rahul!

Anyway, to say I started guffawing – that would be an understatement. The perfect end to a solid day of exercise I’m sure, more marketing “fodder”!

Now, the first half of this review actually makes sense, so I dont even know if Bozo wrote it ..

Truly a life changing book. I was an out of work and out of shape middle manager with not much to provide to my family or society. After reading this book I changed my life dramatically from a middle manager that could barely speak up to my supervisors to an actual STUD! I don’t take crap from anyone. Thanks to the lessons I received in this book. But fitness was only the tip of the iceberg for me.

This makes sense, perfect sense. The exercises do do that!

Unfortunately, Bozo or “Mungo” (apparently Schofield with his bald pate has for some reason taken to the rock guy “Mungo Jerry”, hehe) as he calls himself lost it after that.

After contacting the author he turned me onto an entire new way of life with his other books on erotica. I never knew what a femdom could be or how I could truly unleash my powers not only in the physical arena but in the sexual one as well.

Well, just ask Glyn bro. Or, Google Glyn and Josie, and his inane rants to Ada and other girls, and you’ll get the picture of what “femdom” looks like, but isn’t quite either fantasy (a common fantasy for many guys) – or reality – it’s some wierd Bozo like behavior where he basically wants the girl to dance to his tunes in the garb of some crazy sexual fetish (kinda like the “Chainsaw dude aka Leatherface” – he dresses up as a woman, as so many of these pyschos like Glyn do – replete with a room full of female dresses and makeup, the former made from human skin – in his “House of Horrors” in the basement!) …

Ah but wait.

I said ask Glyn, but it IS glyn.

Can get confusing this Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde thang, hehe.

Basically then, it’s guys getting off to women’s orders and such, sending them money and such, except the real deal is between equals, and its like an orchestrated play – with agreed upon limits and you let your imagination run rampant. Thats what it is, bro.

If you want real life (as well as how to profit and benefit from the same in real life)  well, go HERE …

Now, I dont know what conversation he had with the author or “Mike!”

And I certainly dont know – I promise! – about “turning him into the woman he was meant to be”.

Maybe he was.

I know Glyn wasn’t meant to be either a man or woman, he is meant to be what he is, some sort of Bozo like pyscho “in between”. Hehe.

or how I could truly unleash my powers not only in the physical arena but in the sexual one as well.

Well, apparently he’s happy “worshipping wang doodles” now … so all’s well in the world, eh? Apparently “c***” makes him or her feel like she has the POWER! So hey, who am I to do much except cackle. Hehe.

These reviews make me laugh not so much because of the insanity (i’ve seen so much of it) – but the sheer lunacy i.e. there is NO mention made of anything in the book, just some inane garbage made up by some nutjob with an axe to grind (that apparently the grindstone gets progressively blunter every time he does it). Hehe.

The other books he left this same “cut and paste” job on –

Animal Kingdom Workouts

Gorilla Grip (Advanced!)

Pull-ups – from STUD to SUPER STUD – within WEEKS!

Fast and Furious Fitness

Pull-ups – the Faq!

Gumption Galore!

Corrugated Core! 

10 commandments of Successful Sales … 

… and actually, he’s left it on MANY other books, pretty much all of ’em.

(all 30 odd of them, I think he missed a couple, he must have gotten tired of copying pasting the Bozo, after all, can’t be convenient when his dominant hand is always stuck applying makeup or on flagpoles if you get my drift… )

(i know I got tired of copying the list out, but Google it – you should find it (until it gets removed for spam that is, but I kinda hope it doesnt. Hehe. Amazon has wisened up to the Bozo though, so who knows, maybe these guys too).

This, my friend, is why I keep asking GENUINE buyers to leave reviews, I keep saying it, but the genuine buyers lie low and do the thing, which I get, but hey – guys – if you buy a book – leave a review!

I’ve given you all the incentives I can to do so …

And anyway, thats your laugh for the day – or the night!

Get some of the books above, even the trolls say its life changing – it truly must be, eh.

Hehe.

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

In one of PG Wodehouse’s classics, I can’t for the life of me remember which one, the great Jeeves “cons” ole Wooster into riding for miles – from one English country village to the other in pitch darkness – with pigs and chickens running amok everywhere … and no lights, and thinking …

“What a frightful stinker I might come if I hit one of those!”

Old school classical “English English” if you get my drift, nothing like it, hehe and the way Wodehouse does a play on words, there is no-one, I repeat, no-one that comes even close when it comes to comedy!

Basically the story was one where Bertie Wooster was supposed to imitate a robber in the dead of night, the occupants of the mansion all showed up to see who there was, and before they knew it they were locked outside – or so they thought. Hehe.

Bertie was the one who was “pushed” to ride an hour or so to the next village, another one back.

Hehe.

Except you should have seen how purple he turned when he learned the key was there all along, and it was merely a ruse to get the occupants off each other’s throats by focusing on a common “enemy” (joker) – Bertie. hehe.

Nothing quite unites as a common hatred, your enemy’s enemy is my friend and what not.

And I remember how Wodehouse described Bertie, google eyed on the bike, hoping he wouldn’t run into lampposts or what not, and having an “ache” in the billowy regions if you get my drift, his “seat” not being used to riding for a while …

Well, the PG Wodehouse series have always been a favorite of mine!

And – yours truly didnt quite have a Bertie moment today.

But he did ride a bicycle, a pretty nifty one made in China saying “Hercules race ready!” … for a long, long time today!

I remember thinking “what if the old skill deserts me ” (like Bertie thought, hehe).

But much like driving, swimming and walking, once you learn, you never ever forget!

And I didnt, and pretty soon I was “off to the races” doing my version of Lance Armstrong crouched over, speeding away at full tilt!

For some odd reason, I’ve never ridden beyond 8.

The age of 8 I mean.

I dont know, on the hill I kept seeing people on cycles, but yours truly always walked or ran.

Now, I fully expected some soreness after the long bike ride I Was on, being I have not done it for donkey’s years.

Surprisingly enough, or maybe not, the only soreness I have?

(Oh, and I did some heavy stone lifting too “lumberjack style” today. After seeing a movie on a pyscho in India who used those stone to smash people’s craniums in. Rumored to be part of a tribal shamianic group or something that worshipped the occult, guy was never caught, murders stopped mysteriously, started again in Kolkata, stopped JUST as mysteriously. They even made a pretty good movie I remember watching a while ago on that! – that same movie, for that matter).

I’m NOT sore in the upper body – no more than when I wrote to you this morning.

My legs, thighs, butt muscles, all dont even feel it.

Thank you HILL – and thank you, HINDU SQUATS!

But you know where and what I feel.

The “seat of my pants” is sore, and not the muscles either. Hehe.

It’s the feeling you get from sitting on that bicycle shaped seat. After a long long time …

And thats all, grip, triceps, I was expecting it all to be sore, nothing doing.

Anyway ………..

I have never included swimming or cycling specific exercises in any of my books. Maybe I will someday!

For now though, remember, the book I’m currently working on – guaranteed to turn you in a MODERN DAY HERCULES?

Is right here.

And you should check it out – right away.

Back soon!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Trust me when I say it, fellas. The ODD OBJECT lifting section of this book alone – so worth it!

You’ve never quite experienced your heart thump out of your chest than when you climb hills, yes.

But THIS, when you hoist heavy MASSIVE objects you can barely hold on to, grip, whatever, the weight all hither and thither?

Just TRUST me, it will build overall body strength and condition you – like a race horse, like nothing you’ve ever felt.

Place your pre-orders now.

Repetition of the same chant, the same incantation, the same affirmation leads to belief.

Once that belief becomes a deep seated conviction, things begin to happen!

Now, I’ve told you plenty of great things – quoted plenty of inspirational yet “gritty and true” things – and I’ve usually parphrased the people saying it (like Charles Mitchell once said, you say it your own words, but you capture the gist so well!).

I do.

But you truly OWN a quote when you can repeat it in the SAME words the seer before you said it – almost in your sleep.

The quoted part above is one of those quotes.

That I never shy away from telling you about, because it’s so true, often ignored.

A student of mine, a great, great guy – hes bought the compilation on pull-ups.

he loves it, and cannot get enough of it.

And the exercise in general.

But, despite his many attempts to knock out those David Goggins like – or better workouts in part two of the book, he hasn’t been able to get there as yet.

Now, I’m not going to name him here because he didnt want to be.

Thats fine.

But, he’s a great coaching client, and he’s doing GREAT on pull-ups.

Form’s down pat, he’s in great condition overall, he does them 5-6 reps a set.

So why, you might imagine (and YES, he does other stuff as well, so it isnt a case of no pushups and only pullups like I once mentioned with me before) … ?

For a while, it puzzled me too!

(this is a case from “days bygone”).

Then I Got it.

“Do you see it as possible”, I once asked him.

The slight pause before you said  … or HE said, hehe …. “uh yes” …

That did it – gave it away.

This man was a stud otherwise.

Does plenty of bodyweight stuff, also swims.

But the number “100” for some reason evoked awe in him, so much so that his workouts (for pull-ups) would all stop around 60 or so.

Try as he might ,he never got past that barrier.

What I advised him?

Was not what you think, ie visualize yourself doing 100 plus pull-up workouts.

This is fantabulous if you can do it, and truly BELIEVE.

But this guy didnt feel much when he thought that – and if you dont feel much, without knowing it, your mind veers towards the negative.

That is just how we are built, friend.

Therefore, I gave him advice which stunned him initially.

I told him to drop the 100 goal – for now.

Get on the number 75, I told him.

He resisted initially, then I asked him how he felt (without over emphasizing it to him) about that number.

“Fooey, that”, I remember him saying so dismissively!

Thats nothing!

“Well, why haven’t you done it as yet”, I questioned very mildly. 

A week or so later, he did it.

I said nothing after that.

A couple of weeks later he was at 80.

Before I knew it, he was writing back to tell me “I did it!” i.e. he breached the 100 pull-up per workout mark.

I smiled – grinned my Cheshire cat grin.

“That wasn’t so hard, was it”, I quipped.

Then I told him the HOW’s of how HE did it.

Now, this has a lot to do with YOU as well.

And what I keep saying about upgradation of beliefs – GRADUALLY!

It coul dbe finances, life, relationship, anything, chances are if you see yourself somewhere, thats great, but do you really BELIEVE IT?

Sometimes, if the goal is stupendous, you might not yourself believe it!

Often times, for most people, it’s good to have the goal – but then have MINI goals to work towards that you can really get your teeth into, believe, and then DO.

Naturally, you keep upgrading until one fine day, 100 becomes easy peasy!

Thats what “T” did.

Thats what I recommend YOU to do.

And that, my friend is the message for that.

Pick up the most inspiring and down to earth fitness system here, hey …

And thats that!

Back soon.

Best

Rahul Mookerjee

My pen often stops at “l” and I spell it “Rahu” often. another esoteric clue for y’all, another “Indian” thing, hehe.

PS – Shoot, almost forgot to tell you – compilations offer STILL VALID – but not for much longer, so hurry my friend (if you want in, I’m sure you do?).

Oh, I told a married couple with HUGE problems the same thing. 

“you have to see and BELIEVE, truly BELIEVE – it happening first”, I told the lady.

The “how” will come later.

More on that too soon!

This isn’t even me Tom Tomming what people say about the “V Shape to my back” – or looking like I “go to the gym” (when I ain’t seen the inside of a gym for years) (except the boxing ring, now that is different) – or the “X” shape to my body in general – which I’ve worked my butt off for (believe me, it wasn’t easy – and NO, I’m not naturally gifted physcially – its the opposite).

Somehow, that makes the success all the more sweeter though …

As I was telling my daughter subconsciously, hard work is like a plant, you plant a seed, you water it – and you do so with MANY of them – and one fine day, you’ll have a garden before you know it!

(with my arm around her shoulders…) (Daddy and daughter!)

(sometimes I’m nothing if not a big SOP, hehe). 

It isn’t, in this regard so much a matter of “see what happens” i.e. plant a seed hither, thither, see what germinates.

In terms of physical training, much like with bank account deposits, it WILL all add up – and make it that much more easier for you to MAINTAIN as you grow older (a lot of you are) – and pick up NEW training techniques that much better and more easily!

Anyway ……..

I was looking at my abs this morning.

They feel different, and my triceps, of course, are torched from what I told you yesterday about Torchbearing Fitness.

Friend, if you’ve read that email and not stepped up as yet, NOW is the time to place that pre-order. Trust me, this course has more benefits that 10 courses packed into one…

Anyway, that aside (and remember, I’m the pushup/pull-ups guy, so sore triceps is something for me! – but your GRIP will be fried too. Mine – nah, not sore as yet. Maybe if I do that with a buffalo it would be, hehe).

That aside, have you ever seen how the Indian wrestlers, especially the modern ones – LOOK?

Their core, specifically?

Even the Gama, who wasn’t exactly a small guy – and a lot of the wrestlers back then had considerable amounts of bulk and body fat (no, it wasn’t because what my wife said i.e. “harder to throw about”) … look at their cores.

It’s different from the flatulence you see on most people.

Much like sumo wrestlers, these guys actually have superb digestion, elimination, the lot.

And most of the modern wrestlers, you’ll see the abs popping out – yet not.

It will be solid muscular bulk “under the skin”, but not the six pack look.

I can’t explain it, you’ll know when you see it!

And see it you will – criss cross abs – like Ive explained and instructed YOU on how to get in Pull-ups – from STUD TO SUPER STUD – an exercise in there will give you those criss cross abs you so love, but you’ll have to do the exercise, and it’s a toughie. 

(there is a reason this book has the BESTSELLER tag next to it!) 

It’s FAR easier to get started with what I teach you in Lumberjack Lodestone Fitness, yet, in a way, far more difficult!

To summarize …

Indian club and mace work (to an extent kettlebells, but they dont come close) will give you that criss cross abs look – while frying off fat around your midsection – and strengthen your lower back “spinal erectors” beyond belief, in a way you never imagined – and best of all?

Like with my Eat More – Weigh less workouts, you’ll see results, nigh after the FIRST workout – and you’ll feel it.

Trust me on this one.

I wouldnt say it unless it’s true.

Corrugated Core gives you many such elementary “twist and torque” exercises too – the more you do that, the more your INTERNAL abs, the REAL ABS that hold your entire system up – get activated.

And THAT is what Lumberjack Lodestone Fitness targets as well, the “transverse abs”, the support system, all of it, the ignored parts that are never noticed, but are so VITAL…

And thats why, friend, you need to place your pre-order for this course now – along with my (as a friend said) “Indian heritage” (I know, Charles the former friend said I should Tom Tom it more, but I dont want to, I want my training methods to stand on their OWN – they nigh DO – but still!) – I can bring you these techniques in a way NO-ONE else out there, period – can.

SO thats it, my friend.

Last, but not least, my friend, please take action – and do so NOW.

I know you’re reading all of this, I know you want it, I also know bringing you info like this, all these emails, all the products, sometimes, I need ACTION FROM YOUR END TOO!

It cannot continue to be a one way street…

And there it stands.

RESULTS for you is what YOU should be focusing on, period. 

(and trust me, you’ll get far better results investing in YOU – than inane politics and political emails that keep showing up asking you to donate, end of the day, we all know these politicians dont we??) 

No -one except YOU is your savior, friend, period, bottom line. 

And then telling me about them via reviews!

Take action NOW, my friend. Really, no better Christmas or Thanksgiving gift to hand out than some of my books, the gift that truly KEEPS GIVING.

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – And please dont read this email and “do nothing”. Please buy a product – and GET BACK! I’ve gone hoarse saying it, these benefits are for YOU!

I dont know how to put a picture in your mind here …

Well, actually I do.

I’ve been doing it in each and every email I send!

You know it too, hehe.

But the best way for this one, think about the lumbering pyscho who didnt even BEND down in the Chainsaw massacre movies.

He’s HUGE. Massive arms!

And FAT too – look at his belly.

But it’s hard fat, the fat that dont jiggle when you slam it.

Yet, if I had to pit him against a BROAD 6’1″ lean and mean martial artist?

Guess who I’d choose.

Heck, I’d choose even Bruce Lee anyday, even though pscyho if he was asked to, and could wrap his brain around “not everything requires a chainsaw” (I mean, this dude doesn’t even open doors, he chainsaws through them!) could probably press him a 100 times or so over.

One kick to the jaw – or to the ankles is ALL it woul dtake to fell the big fella.

And he’s out for the count (he’s certainly no judo star, hehe – if he is, now thats something else, but martial artists in ANY league generally aren’t “massive bellied!”).

Anyway ………

I know.

all of you want huge arms…

The biceps, the massive chest…

But you’d be lying to say if you said that deep down inside, you know all that bulk ain’t really useful.

And lets not even talk useful, because we’ve been there several times.

Unless it’s pure solid muscle like with Doug Hepburn, it rarely IS useful – and is the first to turn to FAT.

Now, the other case I mentioned?

It is the LAST to turn to fat.

“He’s thick, but you’re BROAD! You can tell you workout!”

“You’ve got that PACKED chest!”

Remember these comments?

I’m sure you do, if not, search on the site, they’re there for posterity (I dont want to link them – the lazy asses might as well move a finger or two, hehe)

But you, my friend would be lying if that ultra broad shoulders, ultra slim waist, and PACKED chest – with fibers SO DENSELY packed they scream STRENGTH – isn’t attractive.

It’s what women want out of men.

It is what MEN admire in other men – lets face it.

“Youre in great shape!”

That almost minimal bodyfat without it being unnatural like either Stallone was in the day – or ridiculously bordering on “moobs” Arnie back in the day…

That moobs thing, its true – check it out on the internet!

THAT is where it’s at, friend.

Dont get me wrong.

Pushup Central, for one, and Battletank Shoulders will pack on plenty of muscle.

But, they will give you the DENSE, packed muscle look – not the bloated boobybuilder look.

Which you want, now, you decide!

Ditto for Lumberjack Lodestone Fitness, which many of you have yet not placed a pre-order for.

Folks, the more I add to this book, the more the price will go up.

So it’s up to you …

It’s the best in fitness – bar none, even from me, which is saying a hell of a lot.

So go ahead and grab the pre-order at the special it’s at now – it’s truly the best present you can make to someone this holiday season!

Best ,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Or in any season, for that matter, bro. Honest!

A bit of a tale, too, hehe as always – and more on why the ORIGINAL is always, bar none, always better than the Sequel.

Unless you’re talking the Hannibal series or the Bourne series, but in both thos ecases, the skills of Matt Damon and Anthony Hopkins (not in that order) carried it through.

Even down to the last Bourne movie, which was somewhat downright ridiculous in some parts, Bourne pulls it off – keeps it believable – thanks to Damon!

Anyway, I spoke earlier about how horror movies usually make me laugh (unless its the ones mentioned above i.e. the Hannibal series – Gong Li looked pretty cute in one of the prequels too, heh) …

Some of those movies like Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2013 3d – like I wrote about – are REALLY bad movies.

Some not so much, but I always find myself giggling, even the Bollywood ones make me giggle. Hehe.

I dont know, perhaps because of my connection to the subconscious, I could care less about the evil etc that does exist …

But anyway, that 3D adaptation of the original, and I’m sure the muddled movies in the middle – there were plenty – for the Texas Chainsaw massacre was FAR gorier than the original.

The original has hardly no gore at all, of course, in keeping with the times, the makers of the movie focused far more on fluff than the real thing.

I suppose if you like CGI gore, then the last one (2013) is for you, to me it all seemed unnatural and laughable except for brief moments.

The violence in both of Stallones movies Rambo – and Rambo (Last Blood) was CGI too, but far more believable – again, Sly does the trick!

(Rambo III was pretty hilarious though in some ways. Hehe. But, it still gets the job done!).

Anyway ……..

Sly is hardly all bulk and not nimble.

Even till this day.

You see him throwing punches in Expendables, or back in the day in the 1978 Cobra, one of my favorite movies till date and most panned by the critics, you see him moving like a boxer against an axe wielding nutjob, far bigger than him, IF you catch it – it’s a brief glimpse of Sly’s footwork, moving from one foot to the other in the OPPOSITE  manner as you do in real life.

Ask any boxer, they’ll tell you that shifting weight from the right to left is not done in that order as most people would – it’s done in the reverse order, and it’s an art.

My, I remember the sore lower back I got when Marc the african silverback Gorilla put me through those drills!

But …

For the “Chainsaw” movies, the main villian is massive – bulky – and fat.

He relies on surprise, of course, and scared others to do most of his work.

But I keep thinking, someone coming at me like that, regardless of how big, I’d duck and get the LEGS out.

Then, as my buddy from the Marines said, once he’s down on the ground, you got him!

Pyschos though and serial killers are rarely trained fighters or anything like ;em (neither am I for that matter).

But it’s funny, the way they show violence in the movies, right down to how “heros” fire their guns – any gun expert would laugh at most of it. HEhe.

Do they ever show the recoil?

Never, hehe. It’s always easy as pie isnt it?

In reality, the polar opposite, but anyway, this big ole nasty dude?

He’d be a lot more effective if he, you know, was NIMBLE AND FLEET FOOTED in addition to being big (Hannibal wasn’t big, but he was damn nimble!).

If he was, hed be that much harder to take down, as it is, he just lumbers through the movie in a comical – to me, at least – farm boy through muck – sort of way .

“Iiiiiii” (Southern twang, hehe) mean he just … he doesnt even BEND – for anything, I cannot recall him bending through either one of those two movies, if there is a door locked, he chainsaws through it, brambles you gotta go under, ditto, and so forth. Even when he’s cutting corpses up, the only thing that really bends are his meaty meat cleaver like forearms!

All size, and nothign else, without that chainsaw and surprise, and scared dames, hehe, one in the first movie reminds me so of the ex in the US, he himself would be a sitting duck for anyone with half a brain, let alone training.

(even these taekwondo guys could easily just kick the damn chainsaw out)

First movie got it all spot on though in terms of true horror or true anything beyond all about the mind.

And settings, and isolation, and so forth …

And they relied FAR less on screams and such, and when they did happen, it was real!

These days, of course …

Oh yeah.

The ORIGINAL Exorcist, another movie that was downright bone chilling!

The sequels – yawns.

Anyway ………….

This ain’t a movie review site, hehe. But I do kinda like Auntie Lee for one, and all the actors mentioned above!!

For YOU – it means this bro.

Lumberjack Lodestone Fitness will get you the bulk, strength, bone and muscle both – solid TENDON strength – and just raw bulk and size like none of my other courses will, but here;s what people Don’t and won’t notice about it.

In addition to, and Ive even got a decidely bulky picture on the sales page – the bulk – youll get NIMBLE too.

Just check out the medly of workouts at the end, friend, you’ll see what I mean!

THAT is yet something else which differentiates not just this, but ALL of my books from the crowd.

And justifies the price, rave reviews, insanely satisfied customers, the trolls and so forth …

GEt your hands on the pre-order then for Lumberjack Lodestone Fitness before it is GONE.

I’ll be back!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

The watch was definitely for me! Hehe. I still remember the three watches he had going for the three “eldest” sons – all sons, for some reason, the other two were too young.

And the three piggy banks he had, steel ones, in which he faithfully deposited a coin daily. Hehe. (or nightly).

That white desk of his, the old style black and white phone, a man who had plenty of money, enough to build a massive house – but lived so simply that he didnt much care about it being overrun with roaches (despite gaggles of maids cleaning it on a damn near daily basis) – or didnt even have an air conditioner when everyone around him had.

Roaches?

I remember the 4th and 5th floor of the house he built for his son.

Ultra modern for those days, not a speck of dust even, forget let alone – roaches!

My grandfather said little, but he had a lot of common sense. I never really knew him that well other than the chess games we had, and of course the swimming!

I never sat down with him – well, we were too young – he passed when I was 13, and being he didnt visit “his daughter’s house” (some arcane culture thing, I dont know, so said Mom) … and being different cities, and I only saw him on summer vacations, and he was a private guy till the end (like me) …

But I still remember the chess games I “won” – because he let me.

Throwing a punch was something he probably never learned in his whole life. I made up for that myself, hehe.

But he had brain, plenty of it, the best doctor in those days literally in Kolkata, so they said, and he had the results to back it up for sure!

He was the one that performed an “open surgery” on a mole I once had on my chest, I think.

I could literally SEE into my chest, or part of it as they were doing it. Scary shit, hehe.

Thats REAL scary stuff, I feel for the women that are conned by hospitals worldwide to get C sections (like my wife was).

(because yours truly had no knowledge of it, because, well, I thought the FEMALE doc would say what needed to be said, except she didnt, she did what the hospital wanted her, all my friends’s wives had it done, I came out that way too, Mom was desperate as well to get the baby out apparently, I Dont know, so ….

it was only an old friend of my wifes that advised against it.

But, the way in which she did it was not convincing.

And of course, I got blamed for the wife’s issues thereafter. Hehe).

All because I wanted the baby to come to no harm, and I knew squat about all C sections despite researching plenty, when you’re actually FACED with a situation, its different, you can read all you like, it ain’t gonna replace real world knowledge.

Fitness wise, or otherwise, that bit holds true.

Anyway, my grandfather had a thick red quilt which I took with me in one of the two massive 30 kilo plus (they rarely checked weight until 2005 or so, I traveled with probably 90 kilos! Hehe. ) suitcases I had, and never lost.

Left it with the ex when I returned for “work” which I never should have, but I’m glad I did, because if I hadn’t, China would never have come about!

My mom was kinda upset over it “how could I have left it behind”.

Well, because there was SO Much stuff to tote back, it wouldn’t fit, not even with an extra massive 20 kg so called hand bag which others told me “thats a massive BAG!”.

You got away with a lot those days on American airlines. Hehe.

And globally too…

(in China too)

All that excess coming back to bite people in the arse.

Anyway, the ex died of lupus last year – she’s always had medical issues, and her Dad Dr Lamar passed due to the plague.

I’ve never been close to her mom, she is not the sort of person (I’ve mentioned why before) I’d even want in my life, not even from a “cursory” standpoint.

So, I dont know …

Along with the watch, I remembered that blanket.

But it’s in good hands, I know, whereever it is.

And one fine day, somehow, it will find its way back to me most likely, somehow, and it’ll go straight back to my Mom via me – if she is still on the physical plane at the time this happens.

Never one to keep something meant for someone else, although perhaps that was meant for me, yours truly traveler, the current blanket I use, same red color, red is one of my favorite colors, and so forth …

Anywayy….

Lots of emotion in all this, but practically speaking?

Keep yourself in fighting fit shape, ready to fight anything and anyone, any disease, man made or not …

And thats really all there is to say.

And, oh, before I forget. Cherish those emotions, that sentiment, use it to DRIVE yourself to bigger and better, not pools of despair.

Back soon!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee