Great news, all!

We haven’t done up one of our discounts in a while, I believe – I was just thinking about that while doing …. snicker. Laundry! (I’m sure Glyn must be having puppies).

Btw, Glyn, my washing machine lid “broke”a few days ago too …

But anyway, Keeping it Real in China with the Bozo part one aside, the great news – 20% discount – on EVERYTHING – for you returning customers!

This should be great news for a lot of you that want Advanced Hill Training, for one, or Animal Kingdom Workouts.

Yes, it also applies to the Collector’s Edition of Fast and Furious Fitness.

It applies to anything you get off this site, come to think of it!

And yes, you DO need to login to your account first, but thats it – after that, just buy as usual and the system will auto apply a discount.

And, minimum order value $100 as usual!

Have at, “boys”  (and gals, and in betweens, hehe)..

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Almost forgot to mention this discount ends … June 1. I might extend it like I did it the last one, but I’m by NO means sure – so folks – get your thang on – NOW – you know me – this might be CANCELED sometime soon as well depending upon how many people get it, server loads etc!

PS #2 – Would you believe it, I almost did write the book above Keeping it Real in China with the Bozo (and he knows it too, hehe). Stories only I know, hehe, written in a style only I do, truly pioneered by Rahul Mookerjee. Maybe I will in the future!

For now, gorge yourself on the Fitness Pioneer series!

I gotta say this.

I’m UBER qualified to talk to you on this.

Not that I’m not on any of the other topics we “yammer” about all the time. If I wasn’t, I wouldn’t say it . . .

And no, it isn’t about “keeping one’s trap shut” because you’re being threatened – there are times I’ve done that, but I’ve gotten back at the person x 1000.

If I know something about something, then I’ll damn well say it (and these days, the threats have stopped fazing me).

Anyway …

Here’s a gem I recently saw –

So… this book I’m reading saying that exercise is great for your brain and can help with all kinds of mental issues, great news obviously.

HOWEVER!

If you’re not doing it willingly, it might have little to none effect on mental health.

As someone who ONLY train for the mind and almost ALWAYS have to drag myself to do it…

Do I still #exercise or nah??

. . . .

Well!

I gotta say, although I see gems that I’ve never seen before from this person on an almost daily basis, this one was something!

Is there ANY limit the lazy fools out there won’t go to “not to exercise”?

Is there ANY limit to pandering?

Is there ANY limit to making … EXCUSES?

I mean, really!

She never told me or her followers about the book or the author, so I cannot comment.

But, all I can say is the following –

First off, it’s nigh impossible NOT to wake your brain up when you exercise – and if you do so right, I’m yet to find a way to turn the “happiness off”!

Yes, you could call it whatever you want – increased testosterone, the horomones, HGH – whatever it is – but fact? You feel GREAT after you exercise, provided you do it the right way.

You can neither switch that feeling on “at will” nor turn it off – you gotta DO.

Second, this BS about “not willingly do it” and tearing herself away from the Korean soap operas to exercise, while telling her kids “you’re getting fat” when she’s herself blown up and bloated like a ballon (OK, that wasn’t the OP, but its a lot of women globally right NOW!) …

I mean, look, fella. Or lady.

Or in between!

Grip strength, or training for instance – when you grip, you activate the neurons of the brain whether you like it or not. You do so when you USE your hands, period!

Perhaps that is one reason I love WRITING so much – on the computer and otherwise!

Then heavy leg and back training.

You’re telling me all the endorphins floating about, all the muscular growth, all the nerves etc in the body that are being stimulated – youre telling me all that has got NOTHING to do with the brain?

Or improving brain activity?

I mean – I dont know – you could Google if you want, but there has been a direct correlation and a “scientific” one for the idiots who want docs on everything between doing exactly – hear me out – what RAHUL MOOKERJEE advocates and has been for ages, and what the CHO aka WHO aka China Panderers Central have only recently “grudgingly admitted” works wonder i.e. exercise snacks throughout the day – and between increased PRODUCTIVITY.

Then let’s talk sex.

For you men and women out there, I dont think we need to “delve further into the issue” (the Bozo in Brum might need to pry some unmentionables apart, hehe) …

You’re telling me that sex, one of the if not THE best “Feel good drug” out there (in any of it’s “variants”) doesn’t help the brain “light up”?

I mean, I could go on and on about pull-ups here -or handstands and how they help the entire neuro muscualar system that few other workouts can – or squats and the kidneys, but I’ll end with this.

Lazy phocks will look for any excuses to be lazy.

Phat phocks will look for any excuse NOT to do pull-ups.

And so forth.

And I could prattle on all day about the sublime, logical, the right thing, the retarded, the ridiculous, or what not.

Wouldn’t make a damned bit of difference if you’re not a DOER.

And if you’re not, you might as well unsubscribe NOW.

Anyway, thats it for now.

Back soon!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Beat the pandemic blues if you’ve got any by getting on this fitness system – truly the Rolls Royce of all fitness, period!

PS #2 – Oh, before I forgot.

“why so expensive man!”

That was all he sent.

“To keep the Bozos like you away”.

Enough said, hehe. But it’s true too!

Or cucked. But I’ll chose the more gentle option here! ….

I usually say cucked because the two – guess what.

They go – TOGETHER!

But really, let’s talk about something that a lot of men – and women – and society in general anywhere in the world doesn’t talk about.

The “make him the sacrificial lamb” syndrome created by Nazi feminists, cucks, SJW’s and other Tom Tom’s globally . . .

Men, my friend, usually get the short end of the stick at the end of the day.

Thats how it was meant to be, some might say.

True, but then women were meant to be women as well, not uber “what the term” “so called aggressive” pandering Nazi feminists either …

But really.

Being sacrificed by parents “for the mother and his wishes”.

How many of you can relate?

I know at least FOUR People on this list than can relate very well!

Being sacrificed by your wife for a kid.

How many can relate? PRobably millions of men out there!

Now, when I Say “sacrificed”, I dont necessarily mean the whimpering sort of “Yes Ma’am” Bozo Schofield type behavior.

some of these men are the toughest, most macho men you could EVER meet.

You wouldn’t want to tangle with some of ’em!

I’m referring more to feelings here though – theirs – and the people that sacrificed them and “expect” them to do, do, do and get NOTHING – or less than it in return.

It cuts deep sometimes, yes, especially when it’s a child growing up subject to whims, tantrums, and TAUNTS all day long – yet the child cannot reply. Yet, unfortunately, as Uncle Bob once rightly said about all this …

“Parents can really screw a kids development up!”

I dont care if you have a Dad thats constantly berating you “to support his wife” or one that smacks you around at the slightest hint of his own impotent frustration – or “because you drank too much milk at the breakfast table”: or whatever silly reason.

Point being, I really, really think – and ask – and WANT – those men out there with feelings like that to STOP being sacrificed.

I’m seeing it more than usual these days in lockdown!

The other day, my wife read something – some silly “essay” or something apparently written by a kid in lockdown in India (she got the essay online, seemingly).

What did the kid write?

“The man cleans, does the dishes, pays the bills, mops the floor, mopes around in a “vest and shorts” while the woman prances around in a “gown” of sorts and cooks fancy meals and posts on FB all day long (and no doubt watches Korean soaps all day long too”.

Admittedly, it was a child that wrote this (someone in India).

Admittedly, he can only write about what he sees in his own home.

But fact is, the constant “being cucked” of men (while admiring the very men that are NOT cucked) is what is being pushed into our faces daily – via ALL sorts of media and conditioning.

Men – remember one thing.

Cucked or not, when it’s time to enter the FRAY – a woman will never do it for you.

Men, remember another damned thing.

Cucked or not, YOU will be on the line every time there is a problem. YOU will be the one held responsible – even, amazingly enough in many cases, if the woman should be or isn’t.

True, there are women coming out against all of this …

… and most of those women personally have been through multiple marriages, multiple divorces (I know, I know, so have men) – and are usually NOT in a relationship of any sort.

Hard truths, I know, but they have to be said.

The #mgtow guys have been saying a version of this for years. Perhaps not as brutally as I do, but they’ve got their own way of saying and doing things.

And as a great customer rightly said …

“I thought they were stupid, now I think they’re the smart ones”.

“You seem to be a man whose figured out how to live life on his own terms!”

True dat, my friend. True dat.

And I exhort YOU to do the same.

No, this isn’t a pimp for the upcoming book on Nazi feminism. Buy if you want, pre-order (at a special price) if you so choose, all up to you …

What it IS about is to rise UP – men, due to the reasons above.

And also, two more things –

I was planning on getting back full speed to writing NEW books – exercise and others this month.

That didnt happen.

So, maybe starting June!

We’ll see how it goes.

In the meantime, remember, there are a couple of copies of Fast and Furious Fitness -the Collector’s Edition lying around.

I first stated Tom Tomming this book (my first) in March.

It sold great!

Then I stopped.

Forgot about it.

I dont know why!

Mid April or so, I believe I remembered “woke up” again.

It sold again!

For some odd reason though the last TWO copies of the book are still lying around despite more than 50 being sold until now (since March).

I think thats the number, anyway.

Now, one was originally supposed to be mine. My first book, dearest to me!

Maybe both are, hehe. I’ll let you choose!

And I’ll be back later.

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

I recently posted a blast on LinkedIn (sorry, Pinked-Out) about China forcing everyone up and about in the middle of the night in a city very close to … well, Lowu in Shenzhen.

I was going to say close to Hong Kong, but that might end up being an oxymoron.

I really let loose as you saw from the email this morning.

Of course, the idiots and Tom Toms and braying Jack and Jill (led by the Jill’s, no surprise there eh!) asses are out in FULL FORCE!

How dare I say it, hehe.

But I did, and I will keep saying it, so there.

Here is what Bozo Lucas Han said …

“pls go back to your country. go to india”

Then as if she realized that was too “inappropriate” –

“china is most safety now. pls do not say something not true”

False my rear end.

Safe my hairy ass …

Anyway, Rahul Mookerjee has never been known to back down – from anything – or any gender. Hehe. Or the third Schofield “wierdo” Gender either!

Please crawl back into the hole you came from. Thank you!

Please stop Tom Tomming and making ridiculous, retarded, monkey strung statements. What I said was 100% true. Check your own facts first, if you’ve got half a brain to do so!

Now, this Bozo might not understand most of what I said.

But isn’t it true.

I post something about China, and instead of addressing the FACTS?

“Go back to India (or whichever my own country is that she thinks I’m from – when I say India, the morons don’t believe because “u not dark!!!!!!!!!!” and when I say I am, they say “your english is so good”, and, well….!)”

Like lady, who gives a rip about whose country is what and where someone is.

Address the FACTS!

Of course, thats too much to ask – i.e. a logical discussion when it comes to the left and retards and China tom tom’s …

And to be fair, even the great (not) Schofield once attempted to corner them about racism at some so called school he worked at where he pestered a girl incessantly about “but why does skin color matter”

Never thought I’d say the Bozo had half a brain, but he displayed signs of it there …

Anyway, that aside, we’ve gone a LOT into why you genuine customers should leave reviews, or the Bozos will … for those yet not up to speed?

Read THIS.

But either way, I’ve been writing about Amazon as of late, havent I?

And the fact that despite my recent bad experience with them I’ve got utmost faith in Jeff and his team, and I continued doing biz with them anyway, and I will continue to do so because “customer first” is Jeff’s philosophy and I fully support this!

Hell, I support it – not only support it – but implement the same in my biz too!

And true to form, Amazon Executive Customer relations team (their top rung of customer service) solved the problem as I KNEW they eventually would.

They asked for a review (feedback).

I gladly gave them some.

A minute or so later, Twitter, with whom Ive been having some billing (strange) issues … got back to me with a resolution/explanation of what I had been asking for the past week.

Took them a while to get it done, but get it done they did!

And they asked for feedback. I gave them that too!

My email guys constantly ask me for feedback, so does EVERYONE I work with – any serious business.

And I give them ALL serious reviews, because guess what – thats how it goes!

That is just how the cookie crumbles ie. if you do business with someone, you’re in it for the long term, or you should be, at any rate – that is always how I’ve done biz.

And thats part of the reason behind my recent WeShat cull as most of the hyenas on there showed their true colors after I started posting about politics and how the CCP intended to destroy the whole world – with proof.

How dare I.

Not one said I was wrong.

Well, I might not “go back to my own country”, lady, I should have said but I showl WILL put my foot up your arse if you bitch at me about something like that and you WILL get deleted, no questions asked.

But I gave them all great reviews – why?

They deserved it.

And thats the thing about business – you pass on the good things one business has done to the rest of the world, and they do the same by you.

It’s just how it works my friend, an dit’s yet one more reason YOU should USE the links in that email you got with your download – and post a review.

It don’t need to be 5 star, 1 star, any star, or 7 star even. Hehe. Though it’s great if it is, that ain’t the point.

The point is honest feedback.

And when you post through that link, it auto posts to the system and I can’t change it even if I wanted to – good, bad or ugly!

And thats what I want i.e honest feedback more than anything else!

Anyway, Amazon sure does know how to do biz!

And keep their customers happy. No wonder Jeff has a personal fortune rivaling that of a couple of South American nations, and may it grow as far as I’m concerned – he does biz like it’s supposed to be done!

But Amazon is HUGE on their Amazon pay thing, and gift cards etc.

And we here at 0 Excuses Fitness did somethign similar a while back.

We had the “wallet” system implemented wherein you could add funds to your wallet HERE – and use those for purchases, either current or future.

And of course, all wallet purchases got an auto discount (without asking – 10% I believe on top of whatever discount was being currently offered – as of now none).

But down the line, that feature stopped working, and I’m waiting for the guys to add it back – I’m sure they will in future releases.

Code can be complicated.

Hell I know. I used to be a coder myself!

But anyway, thats the update from now from yours truly “ever combative”.

I’ll be back soon!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Remember, TWO copies remaining for Fast and Furious Fitness – the Collector’s Edition, and one is mine. Get it now while the going is good!

PS #2 -As for Lucas the Bozo-nator?

I posted the following too –

To all Chinese that agree with the Bozo above, and not all do – no, not all Chinese are that damned stupid!! – next time, don’t show up in America complaining about discrimination and “us calling it the Kung Flu” no matter where we might be. Guess what, we WILL. Because thats what it IS, the Chinese virus. China created it, China spread it, and thats just the bottom line. Dont like it?

Well, then, as you say – go back to your own country and STAY THERE!

I mean really, folks – do you see how STUPID this line of reasoning is?

Address FACT, not RHETORIC!

It’s funny, but before people reading get any ideas – she was a …..

s …

t…

u…

DENT!

Student.

(Salacious details omitted as always but if you’d ask her NOW what she was, she’d reply with student, therefore, so am I).

Anyway, before I proceed, a review from the ages from a troll par exellence (so he thinks, hehe) and a wacko-job like never before – the one and only Bozo Schofield in the UK.

He left this review on Fitness Pioneer (Amazon inexplicably removed it, but let the rest “stand” – I dont know why – this was one of my favorite ones!)

The weepiest by far … hehe. if you can catch his “I dont get none, Rahul gets it all” schoolboyish drift!

(Maybe it’s the long hair. Hehe. “Habib” always had the “hair”! as TEMB once told me!).

Or maybe …

(I have all of the Bozos’s stuff saved for posterity in a “Sco the Nutwad” folder. LOL).

For Fitness Pioneer, a book where I posted an admittedly “handsome” selfie of myself as the cover – which by the way is something I HATE doing (taking selfies))

Being as I’m something of a pioneer myself, I thought I would try Rahul’s book. Utterly, utter drivel spurting from the mouth of a barely literate mad men. He cheats on his wife, so what can he do to his friends? Avoid this book.

More here . . .

But anyway, Carol was a STUDENT. Hehe.

And I once sent her a picture of myself at a foot massage salon in China.

A rather fancy and expensive one too, no hanky panky, not that I “asked for” anyway.

Upon sending the pic over, I fully expect her to comment on the cute little gal doing the massage.

I fully expected to her say what some foot massage worker told her about her feet “apparently small and beautiful” or some such nonsense.

Well, it made sense, but I dont know, why would they say that, but anyway, women, but Bozo “Wanna be Woman” Schofield knows all about that.

But anyway … (poor Bozo. He’s probably frothing at the bit right about now, his email signups all in “outer space”) …. I was gobsmacked and stunned.

“Me?????? Why the hell me” I asked her.

“My legs???”

She replied in the affirmative.

Yes, you!

But I got it by then.

I can be a bit slow at times …

Remember the email I sent about what women really, really want?

Well, contrary to what a lot of men and boobybuilders think (and especially phat phock expats thinking they’re God in China – hint – they’re the opposite) – women don’t want men with large bellies hanging down to their ankles tom tomming their weight lifting or what not. Neither do they want “My Olympia’s fat free body”.

Women are most interested in a TONED (hint, not striated) midsection.

And LEGS – yes – !

No, not legs that look like they’re pillars either.

Legs like in the page on Animal Kingdom Workouts.

I’m not saying that to Tom Tom. I’m saying that because if YOU Do what is mentioned in the book, you’ll understand the truism or what I am saying.

That picture on the Advanced Hill Training page . . .

THAT is what women want (and therefore all the trolling it gets).

Anyway, I thanked Carol profusely, but did nothing after that.

Much like the poor Bozo, except he “wants” to but can’t, hehe.

But really, lesson in this is an old and “tested” one, except I’m saying it differently.

Legs, hips, grip and core my friend.

There literally is nothing more important.

Get started TODAY.

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

 

 

“No, you FOOL! How coul dI forget you!”

Said with true Panache, said like an Asian would (you know, the accent and everything – I still remember my dad using the word when I was young sometimes hehe – and while that doesn’t carry any sort of pleasant memory, Sophia said it the same way) … and said in the same “tone”.

(The Asian style? Well, it’s people flattening their palms – and gesticulating wildly at the “other person” whose the “fool” as if to say “GRRRRRRRRRRRR”! YOU FOOL!)

It’s hard to explain. LOL. You Brits reading this will get what I mean!

So will the Asians. Hehe.

Back to tale – Bozo Schofield would literally have CREAMED his panties. Believe me. Hehe.

Sophia is as natural to what he craves, but never gets …

But anyway, this lady told me the following to a simple comment about “Sophia, I believe you forgot me” (something biz related , some nonense we were discussing I believe).

Maybe it was me asking her about the dude she met, and “yours truly caveman” hoping for some salacious details only to be met with the following repeatedly.

“Hmmph! You far more hansome than him!”

Right down to the misspelling.

Unfortunately some handsome men don’t leave their homes, hehe.

Anyway, point of me saying this – and remembering Sophia?

I saw a certain lady on LinkedIn cussing up a storm.

IT reminded me of Sophia, who was the best at it – Chinese style, of course!

It also reminded me of how I first met her – or, the two months before I did.

We were in a WeShat group – I believe I mentioned this story before when some Chinese dame was going bananas over me accepting a “group red packet” (basically a few pennies or less than for namesake given to a group of people) and calling me all sorts of names under the sun and implying all expats were groveling losers living under the Chinese jackboot.

Much like I did on Freakbook – I didnt take it.

Attack back x 10000!

OF course, the pathetic group administrator was too shit scared of her to SAY anything to her – though she was the one cussing up a storm.

He did the usual cucked “tell both people” thing, and it was aimed at me.

As if she could start it and get away with it!

Privately, of course, he told me he’d kick her out of the group.

I mean, dude, really.

Have the balls to say it to her face!

Sophia did.

And for a woman to come out and say that – well – I admire the lady!

I should have said Hi to her then, Ididnt, a couple of months later we ended up meeting anyway.

(online)

That line in the sand, or the circle in the sand as they said in the old Sufi poem.

Anyway, I’m sorry to report there wasn’t much of a romantic story to share there. Hehe. Except the cussing which I kind of admired, but most of all, she stood up and did the right thing.

Kudos, gal!

(I’m deliberately leaving the juicier bits out too, hehe. Bozo Schofield must be literally wetting dem panties by now) …

He’d LOVE her. LOL.

Anyway – – – Sophia once called me a Gorilla – multiple times actually.

And as I keep opening those hard to open cans around the house or what not, I’m reminded of what Charles my former friend told me in a “sneering” sort of manner.

Remember, the Bozo has a limp fish handshake par excellence, but Charles didnt exactly have a strong grip either.

Gotta love it when men3x size get “shaken” by the handshake like a leaf in a tornado. Hehe.

It all comes from the core though, my friend. Sorry to disappoint, but mammoth striated forearms without core and legs are like a hot air balloon without air , puffed, buffed and strutted, with NOTHING to show for it (like the boobybuilders building their pecs or what not).

CORE!

But anyway, he told me this once in an irritated sort of way

“You must be the guy they call when they gotta open those hard to open cans!”

True dat, bro.

And I find them amazingly and appallingly easy to open to the point I even ask said people “just why the heck can’t you open something so damned EASY!”

They get pissed, of course. Hehe. So be it!

“You make it sound like grip strength is more important than breathing!”

Well, my friend, it’s as important if you get my drift.

The true heroes – the UNSUNG CHAMPIONS – DO!

I’m out.

For now, remember if you want to turn into a bonafide Gorilla (and no, if you’re Schofield’s pal on Freakbook commenting upon “I jerk my gorilla daily” or some such inane nonsense, no, that ain’t what it’s about – neither is it about Gorilla wangs or what not rubbish people talk about) .. then get the compilation HERE.

Back soon

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

(Oh, the fool part, more on that – especially when driving and some Bozo cuts you off – CLASSIC! Asia, you beauty!!)

PS – For those of you that haven’t – here are two more great courses (for the core, but the entire body too) you just must pick up now – Animal Kingdom Workouts – and Advanced Hill Training (in reverse order preferably, but take your pick!)

PS #2 – Remember a great customer Panourgias, who spoke about “sexy girls on the hill”?

Well, long skirts or shorts – the LEGS, my friend are what it’s about. Hehe. Even with masks and what not, the LEGS!

I’ve always been a leg man workout wise and otherwise. Hehe.

Not so much a Bozo like “MILF” fan, but hey – us “high T” guys can’t ignore them LEGS, even if clad! Hehe.

OK, maybe too much detail, but a lot of you will relate, hehe.

(Sophia was more of a long skirt gal. Love it when the girls say “long skirt” to men who want short. and the reverse. Women. Can’t live with ’em, can’t live without ’em. hehe)

It isn’t just the neediness in the posts these self obsessed lard ass Mama’s boy (controlled by Chinese wife and girlfriend) so called China business experts “WE teach you how to do business in China, without us, you’l lFAIL!” (yeah – right – it ain’t the 1990’s no more, Bubba) keep making, Tom Tomming everything the CCP does, and dissing everything the ROW does – to the point of being called traitors to their own countries (a friend of mine told me that privately).

And thats what they are – TRAITORS.

I see a lot of these Tom Tom’s on a daily basis – they come from all over the globe, but Australia seems to have a lot of them running around in China, desperately looking for the next ESL gig, and hoping for the next cash handout from their wives and girlfriends while pandering to the Chinese public in the hope they’ll care (hint – they dont. The age of foreign devils being worshipped is LONG gone, if it was ever there – it wasn’t, to be fair – and ESL was never the golden cash cow people thought it was – and now? Less than the dregs and pits! ) about their silly “business plans” that their wives paid for …

Cooking meals on the middle of busy streets much like a low income Chinese hawker would …

But anyway, the Tom Tomming pisses me off not so much because it’s untrue – flat out – but also because it glorifies a dictatorship that did everything possible (admittedly, the ROW helped while they slept on the threat!) to destroy the entire world and put it on the brink of war (which might still end up happening).

The latter actually is more of a reason.

Note I dont say China.

I say CCP!

LOTS of Chinese dont like the CCP’s policies, my friend.

This is something not spoken about openly.

Things were a lot better pre Xi Jingping takeover, when China was *gasp!) actually becoming somewhat more democratic in that people were finally able to START to find their voice – not a lot – but a little.

It all starts with ONE voice.

And Xi knew that, of course, and China right now is in the grips one of the most brutal dictatorships it’s ever seen since Mao.

I love the country, but fear the direction its headed in. So do many Chinese. I could name 10 right now. I won’t.

But anyway, that aside, it’s not even the neediness you can smell a mile away that pisses me off – or maybe thats it.

“NOWWWWWWWWWWWW is a good time to do business in China” claim these Bozos while posting doctored pictures of pool parties in Wuhan saying “China is the most hedonistic place on the planet to be!”

I mean, really, dude.

Get the eff real (if drinking engine oil baijiu equates to hedonism in your book – GREAT – but not all of us feel the same way!).

The plague China sent over is by no means gone in China, and we all know about the doctored figures and cover ups to this day.

How many of you know the recent incident in Lowu Shenzhen China – where residents were forced out of their houses in the middle of the night no less for COVID testing?

If you dont comply, they’ll drag you out, kicking and screaming.

Dont believ eme?

Follow me on social media, and you’ll see photos.

Dont believe me on the kicking, screaming, extreme violations of privacy etc?

Think having anal swabs is bad?

Well, picture the CCP putting cameras IN YOUR HOUSE – watching your every move.

(dont believ eme? I know. I know. Great! I just “demonize” the See Xi Pee. But fact is, even the most liberal leaning of news media, example, She – En – En has said it…)

That, my friend, isn’t the end of it either – I won’t even get into Xinjiang here!

But it just irritates and irks me, the constant neediness and tom tomming and blatant MIS REPRESENTATION of actual FACTS ON THE GROUND!

People might not know it, but masks are still very much mandatory in China in many places, and unlike back home, you can’t “argue” with the law there.

It’s either do it, or you get put in PRISON. Simple.

Anyway, the neediness is I think what irritates me and makes me laugh in equal measure, especially when I see the pictures these nuts post.

You can’t fake VIBES!

They try to, but they can’t.

They’re DESPERATE for business.

Anyway, yours truly never does the “NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW is a good time to buy my products“.

Hell, I do a pretty damned good job of inflaming and repelling the vast majority of people who come to the site. Hehe.

So it should be.

I’d rather market my stuff to the DOERS – the great guys that GET IT – not the Tom Tom’s and typical wackos running around with heads up asses or what not.

The only time I’ll say NOW is when the word is warranted.

Such as the one copy of Fast and Furious Fitness – the Collector’s Edition lying around.

Two, actually.

But no more than that.

If you want it, get it NOWWWWWWWWWW – why? Not because it’s a magic potion to solve “awwllllll” the problems you’re having now, but because once gone, this RARE GEM OF A COURSE – will be gone – forever.

No more reprints, not the Collector’s Edition.

If you want in, jump NOW.

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

I’m not and never have been a huge fan of John Cena either way – and I dont particularly dislike or like him.

Quinetessnal (I know, I love spelling!) all American boy was his image in the WWE – but that was a long time after the Attitude Era, and being all my favorites were during that era (and to this date, I make it a point to watch and read everything “Steve Austin” related! – and probably also the Rock to an extent) – but not just that – I try and listen to the Steve Austin podcast as often as I can – and being I didnt really watch WWE after that, my feelings for this guy?

Probably a nice enough guy.

Other than that, big fat zippo either way.

But the Steve Austin podcast is a great one, and even Cena showed up there once!

My favorite podcasts on that show were Austin/MacMahon (classic, Austin talking about his own “firing”!) – Austin/HBK (Shawn Michaels), but there’s plenty of other great segments if you’re a WWE fan of yore.

I am!

Anyway, Steve Austin is by far my all time favorite WWE superstar, but there were plenty of other great ones too.

But anyway … this isn’t about that.

This is about John Cena’s recent kow tow to China – a shocking one in my book – but really, it’s not that “out of the ordinary” given Hollywood in general has been kow towing to china for AGES NOW.

From “Meg” to “Mulan” (both atrocious movies, and the only positive in the former was Jason Statham who tries to make a go out of a mess, but even he couldn’t salvage the movie despite being his usual great self in the movie) …. and even one of the recent Stallone flicks “Escape 2” and “Bullet to the Head” – Hollywood in general has completely sold out to China.

A fact constantly made by the great Mike Pompeo and others on the right for one, and they are … well, right.

I’ve been bitching up a storm about these movies and the mindset as well for ages.

Not only are the movies utter crap – there is an element of unnatural jingoism to them that are flat out nauseating.

I mean, the Meg for one was about a prehistoric underwater shark, and somehow, by the end of the movie, Hainan Island and Sanya showed up choc a block full of Chinese chicks ready for the massive shark to gorge on.

And of course, the obligatory “red” flag flying as a Chinese couple got married on a boat, and those annoying rat like pink dogs the Chinese so seem to love (I’ve never seen a German shepherd -my favorite breed – or any real dog in China till date!).

Just flat out annoying.

But Cena?

He apparently made the mistake (not) of referring to Taiwan as a country, and hey – I get it!

(During an interview in Taiwan for his latest movie Fast and Furious Fitness 9).

I mean, I call it a country too.

What do you call an island with its own government, military, foreign affairs and the whole she bang?

Obviously a country!

Much like going from China to hong kong doesnt warrant a “it’s part of China” response that it gets from the idiots that jingo up and down in China (I mean, look, dude, you pass….um, IMMIGRATION? Light bell! – or bulb!) …. calling Taiwan a country doesn’t even mean one is interested in politics or Chinese politics.

Thats just the natural reaction!

And I’d expect Cena to say just the above and then shrug his shoulders and say “politics? whatever!”

That would get him off the hook no matter what his personal opinion may or may not be.

As it stands though, he’s issued an official apology video with some broken Chinese basically saying he’s “so so so so so so sorry!” (and to calm some of us down, he never really said what he was sorry for).

But still, the intent is CLEAR.

And he hasn’t satisfied anyone.

Folks lik eyours truly, Pompeo, Senator Tom Cotton and the rest are livid with what has been said.

Rightly so!

When a citizen of the free world kow tows to a repressive dictatorship and is forced to apologize for his/her remarks on politics or seeming politics – not on!

The NBA has no problem with people kow towing to China either, it would seem – as you can tell from the “Hong Kong comment issue”!

Back in 2015 I believe during the pro democracy protests in Hong kong, someone who was a somebody at the NBA tweeted ONE line in support of Hong Kong, and of course, that was enough.

It set the Tom Tom’s and Jingoists off.

And he had to apologize else China threatened to pull the NBA.

Typical CCP style. Threaten and bully to get what they want, and throw a hissy when those of us with some sense refuse to get pushed around and bullied.

There’s only one way to deal with a bully, my friend.

Fight back x 100000!

Aka Bozo Schofield (he’s just a puny example though – there are plenty – but given his recent scam of cheating Chinese women – the more gullible and older ones, though there are plenty of young ones too – out of money to help them acclimatize in the UK or some such nonsense – he’s been on a “pro CCP” tom Tomming tune as of late too).

Anyway, all Cena said during the video was “so so so so sorry” – thats what it boils down to, and if you didnt know context and just saw the video – you wouldn’t even know what he’s talking about.

In the past, Cena would probably have said it upfront in the video because the China market would be “too important to ignore”.

Now, he’s walking the tightrope between “not pissing the Chinese off” and “keeping the ROW happy as well”.

A disaster, my friend – from every standpoint, but most of all marketing.

What you see is what you get is how it SHOULD BE.

You’re either here or there!

You’re never in the middle.

And some of cena’s Chinese fans have said the same thing ie. “we won’t accept this hollow apology until and unless WHY you are apologizing is made clear”.

Fair enough.

Hey, I’d say the same thing!

You’d think Cena being in an industry where marketing is KING more so than others would have known this, but he seems to be doing exactly what Universal Pictures tells him to do!

Regardless – in one word – as Senator Cotton rightly said – PATHETIC!

As is the current Biden admin push on (and as I write this, they have done it) CLOSING the investigation into the China virus – an effort led by Mike Pompeo.

Just pathetic, even more so.

I mean, don’t we need to hold the CCP accountable for the devastation they spread globally?

Of course we do.

The whole world does!!

And though most of us have been saying it since forever, ever since this “panic demic” started, the facts coming out since then have only proven even more than this damn thing was started in a lab in Wuhan, and spread to the rest of the world by the CCP – who never reported it when it first leaked, and did all it could to cover it up while shutting their own country down and allowing the damned thing to travel everywhere else globally, and of course the WHO aka CHO was NEVER allowed a look in and when it was, it was never allowed to operate freely — and despite all this, I can just imagine Biden saying the following.

“Oh well. IT happened. There’s no sense pissing China off further!”

It’s just PATHETIC. PATHETIC!

And combined with his pampering of Iran, it only serves to heighten the sense of unease I felt after the stolen election.

That something was – is – very very wrong here!

Anyway, back to Cena.

If he had simply responded in the “I made a mistake, lets get it over with because …. ” way I mentioned above I’d have far more respect for him, as it stands now, I sure won’t be watching Fast and Furious Fitness.

I never have, for that matter.

The only connection I have with the brand in any way, and it’s not even a connection is in 2010 I thought of a name for a fitness book – NO, it had NOTHING to do with the movie itself!

Nothing at all.

If it did, I would never have made 0 Excuses Fitness the flagship brand.

But the first book is Fast and Furious Fitness, and thats the only connection there – direct or not, and it is a book that will get you into just that sort of shape if you “do” what it tells you.

Currently, we’re down to the last few Collector’s Editions (two) – and if you want this gem – my first, and one of my best – then order NOW my friend.

No more reprints.

Once gone, they’re gone

And thats that from me.

Back later!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

You know what fires me up more than anything else, pally?

I might not show it, but it does!

Remember Rocky in Rocky I talking about Apollo Creed joking about “if he can’t fight, he can cook!”

(with reference to Rocky’s Italian lineage).

Paulie (his long suffering or so he said brother in law (later)) made the comment about “dont let it bother you, Rock!”

He said it didnt.

On the way out home that night though (they were watching the interview at his then sweetheart Adrian’s home) (they were old fashioned too, hehe, in case you didnt guess) (Stallone is nothing if not SMART) …

“Yo!” he tells Adrian.

YEs, she asks.

“You know how I said that didnt bother me?”, he goes.

Yes …

“It did!”

and he then walks off, having exposed his most inner feelings to her …

Yes, I know I said that opposite!

Same thing with ME.

Few things fire me up as someone saying either directly or indirectly “you can’t”.

Note – this doesnt hold true for trolls or Bozos, I’m talking folks who “really mean what they say or imply”.

Not drunken Bozos with heads in ass “Booz-O” style, hehe. Poor Brum!

But anyway, the new email signups where it redirects you to a new page was long overdue, and thankfully with the double optin (I finally!) implemented, it’s goodbye to the Bozo – unless he shows up on Amazon again, hehe.

(Which I kind of hope he does).

But anyway .. . women!

At the age of 19, a certain “J” I wont mention the name of .

“You can never have her! She’ll never go with you!”

HA!

(Not only that – she’s the heroine of one of my bestselling BOOKS – non fitness, of course. Fitness books ain’t got no romance, pally. The others … well!).

Or, my girlfriend in the US when I told my “family”.

“She’s too beautiful for you”, went my sister in a “huffy” sort of tone.

HA!

Then when I met and married my wife.

Same thing.

HO!

Now, all of the people that said or implied this knew deep down inside I was getting plenty from plenty of sources.

I gotta say this though – if these people knew the TRUE EXTENT to which even I didnt keep count – hehe – they’d be gobsmacked x 1000.

Maybe my Dad was “right” when he asked me if I had “any other wives” when they found out about my marriage in 2008 / 09 on the second page of the Times of India …

Hehe.

I should have done the fitness thing then too!

Anyway, where am I going with all this and what’s this got to do with you.

Well, nothing really.

Except …

One, I’m very qualified to write the book on Nazi feminism – yet another reason.

And two?

It ain’t about notches on the bedpost for me.

It’s about when they say you can’t do it – then DO IT x 1000000!

It may take years, but I’ll DO IT!

And do it I did, hehe, right down to a job in 2003 no-one wanted me to take, so much so that even I had second thoughts, but I took it anyway, and oh boy!

I cannot remember the Sufi Poem, but a certain Elizabeth credited in one of my books once mentioned the part about “God always drew a circle here around the spot where you’re standing now. You were always here!”

Maybe that explains the odd connection I’ve mentioned before between Chinese (and a lot of other) women and yours truly.

Part of it, at least.

Steve Jobs is credited in that book too – his great quote on connecting the dots backwards, and not forward (can’t be done) and how that approach served him so well over his life!

Yes, yes, I know.

“I’ve got no drive and desire but everyone else does!”

HA!

Anyway, point of this being – lets get back to fitness for the most part and life.

And you’ll see how this applies to you.

10 things – or SOME things I was told I could never do.

(or implied).

1. Grip Strength – I was always told “I think I’m so strong” – and that I had a weak grip.

HA!

2. That “I’d die by the age of 30 if I kept up my drinking” (beer – and I did).

HO!

3. That I’d never get in movie star like shape.

HA!

4. That “no girl would ever want me”.

HA! x 10000.

5. That no-one would buy my books.

HO!

6. That the books were too overpriced, and no-one would want them.

Hee, hee …

7. That I’d have to live under the corporate yoke the rest of my life, because “how dare I”.

HA!

8. That I’d never develop BRUTE strength that other had “naturally”.

HO!

9. That I’d put on weight anyway around the midsection “and the only reason I didnt at the age of 19 was I was young”, and “I’d see”.

Tee hee.

10. ….. well, I believe I’ve gone on long enough. But if those that made those comments read this, well, you know who you are!

(10 should have been “you’ll never win a case by fighting against anyone”.

HA!)

But anyway ….

When someone says NEVER to you, do you feel the PRICK OF ANGER ?

The desire to YELL “how the hell do you know” at the person?

The NEED to HAMMER the other person to Cain and beyond?

And so forth?

In short, it pisses you off, no?

Well, thats good – and bad.

It’s good if you get pissed off.

It’s bad if you undertake any of the other actions above.

Get pissed – but get EVEN.

And do so in the Napoleon Hill style of “Tell the world what you’re going to do, but SHOW IT FIRST!”

And as my books get translated into languages from Spanish to Portugese to French – well, Chinese is probably going to be the next one! Hehe.

If they say never?

“You’ll never be able to do pull-ups”, you might hear.

“You! How can you ever lose weight with your habits!”

“You! How could you ever work for yourself!”

And so forth.

I’m sure a lot of you have heard it.

Great.

Internalize it.

then get to work.

And hammer them – with your RESULTS – better than what you or they thought!

Remember, deep down inside, the criticism comes from those way more insecure in themselves than you.

The crab mentality – the crab trying to escape will always get pulled back – first!

or the other crabs will try, at least.

And they’ll all hate him for it, hehe.

Alright, this has gone on for long enough, but really, you get the photo!

When they say never – do it!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Perhaps the one course that sums up the “Ill show YOU!” mentality better than any other is this one – BAttletank Shoulders.

Get on the exercises, and routines therein, bro.

You’ll see.

You will … SEE!

HA!

PS #2 – Don’t be surprised if when confronted with your accomplishment down the road the Tom Tom’s and Naysayers whine and moan and “turn the other cheek”.  (or of course try and claim CREDIT for what is RIGHTFULLY YOUR CREDIT!)They’re not worth it in the first place anyway … and they know it, and so do you.

Onward – upward – and MORE!

( and no, “they weren’t just joking either”. Hehe. did I cover all the excuses?)

Or, why you shouldn’t reinvent the wheel although you could …

But anyway, I was reminded of a Steve Jobs quote while taking a shower.

For the record, I dont like Apple – at all.

I’ve never owned an Iphone, never will either. I think they’re overpriced pieces of junk that dont work like they should, and Android in my opinion is FAR better and more powerful.

But of course, none of that takes away from Steve Jobs and his genius and his eccentricities, right down to “soaking his feet in the toilet bowl pedicure”.

Ugh.

But hey …

People do things that you’d never think – like the Bozo who “does it all secretly” and in the open he claims the exact opposite (except with a face so red you know you’ve “got him”).

At least Jobs admitted it!

Of course, without his success behind it, people would have labeled him a wacko and nothing else (and hard to get along with, and all the hate he gets).

But anyway, butts in toilet bowls (Bozo, not Jobs) or feet (Jobs, probably the Bozo in Brum too) aside …

“I’ve always been a shameless stealer of ideas”, Jobs once admitted.

Now, he is probably right!

I dont know what idea he “stole” or built upon for the MAc, or iphone, or what not … (well, not the iPhone, but whatever he built)

But he did a damn good job at building upon it – and marketing it – better than anyone ever had!

And made his millions.

“You can only connect the dots looking BACKWARDS, not forward”, this man once said.

“SO you have to trust in gut, karma, destiny, something, because at the end of the day trust and faith that it’ll work out is what keeps you going. This approach has made all the difference in my life!”

Amen!

I used the quote in my book – a non fitness related one.

I’ve lived my whole life this way, and plan on doing so for the rest of my time (quite long, hehe) on this earthly plane of ours …

He’s right too.

But point being this.

when I wrote a book on fitness, or even my other themed books, none of it was an original idea.

Fitness?

Hell, plenty done wrote books – plenty made their millions!

Pushups?

I’m hardly the first to either do’em or write a book on ’em and I freely admit it.

I might be a damn good marketer, yes.

But fact and point is THIS.

You can shamelessly “steal” if you prefer to call it that ideas – provided you do a damned fine job of making the final product on it better than anything else out there!

And THAT, my friend, at the end of the day is why people buy my “high priced” books.

“Other than XYZ who writes bodyweight exercise books, I’ve never seen anyone with books like yours and workouts as exhaustive and tough!”, said a customer (I’m replacing the name of the guy – a millionaire by now – with “XYZ”).

He’s right!

There is a reason and a damn good one at that I’m called the “guru of bodyweight training”.

And THAT, my friend is what you can – and should do too – no matter what your calling is.

Trust me, if you do it right – the world will thank you for it!

And I’m out. Back soon!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee