This one isnt part of 16 Inspirational Fitness Recollections, haha.

But … it happened a few years ago, or perhaps a couple, or … I can’t quite remember.

Anyway, India – the city I’m in – yet another one of those “india quirks” is that along with the cow, the monkey is considered holy too. “Hanuman” the “holy monkey” is venerated in the Hindu religion – and he was STRONG too in lore – lifted up a hill in the palm of one hand, a mace in the other, and flew over to a king to hand him a special herb that only grew on that hill.

“Sanjeevani”, if I got it right.

Dont ask me what that means, hehe.

But much like the tale of Adam and Eve, and Moses parting the waters, and other such “religious tales” – and the “vimanas” and “Garudas” in India – I take all of this with a pinch of salt – in any religion, or said text.

In India though, it is what it is.

And if cows routintely sit in the middle of the roads and cars manoveour around them (I remember – I did it way back in the day!) – then the monkeys and stray dogs show up where people live, and often “terrorise” them.

Hehe.

Late at night, you’ll have stray dogs after ya.

And monkeys, those apparently show up at any time “when they want” and apparently it’s NOT acceptable to ask the civic authorities to either neuter them, or put them in shelters or what not.

Apparently they can be worshipped, but not “taken care of”, and apparently theyre free to roam free, spread disease – bite people (I believe my Mom once got bitten) – and so forth.

TII (This is India. Hehe).

Not so far off from TIC (This is China) back in the 70’s … LOL!

Anyway …

So there I was, in the park.

IT emptied out pretty quick (well, it was the afternoon) when the monkeys showed up.

I believe I was the only one left doing my monkey bar swings (literally) – and thick bar pull-ups from a swing set.

Now, the lead monkeys were approaching the swing set, so I walked away – no sense in pissing hungry and sometimes rabid monkeys off!

But a curious troop kept looking back at me as I did my monkey bar swings, then off it was to the dipping bars.

And soon enough, I was the one looking back – and lo, there the monkeys were – two of them, squawking away excitedly and doing those monkey bar swings just like I was, two at a time, “Da Xing Xing” style – and one was even doing his (or her) version of a one arm hang!

If the whole scene weren’t that damn hilarious – you know, that sort of hilarious where even laughter fails you – I’d boom in laughter.

I didnt though, since that would probably alarm them.

But its funny, and ever since then, my daughter and I have had a standing “monkey see monkey do” joke about it, and I told her there’s nothing to worry so long as she doesnt carry food and stuff (or handbags, hehe) near them.

They’ll usually leave humans alone for the most part, provided people dont feed them bread and other nonsense they shouldn’t be in the first place (much like the nuts who feed black bears “because they need the food” – I mean jesus, did God forgot to dole out the BRAINS?? Like the Bozo, certain people got left at the end of the line on that one!).

But anyway – lesson YOU can learn from this?

We all know how damn strong monkeys are.

Chimps have been known to attack and kill full grown crocs, and if a baby monkey got a hold to your little finger and squeezed, well, YOU would cry like a baby, my friend.

We all know how STRONG these simians and apes are as well – even in terms of sheer lifting power.

Gorillas can lift TEN times their bodyweight, for one!

And the way apes and monkeys – and other primates, from whom WE (and modern day man is a flabby MESS – and joke – in terms of the real man he was MEANT To be, and the flabby mess he IS) are descended get so strong – is – you got it.

Natural movements.

Climbing trees.

Doing all sorts of pulling movements.

Monkey runs (which I explain in Animal Kingdom Workouts -a superb exercise!) (along with the many other great ones there).

But most of all, for apes, it’s the swinging from tree branch to branch that really gives them that Tarzan (or Jane) like BRUTE strength, my friend.

Just like there is no exercise that makes you feel like pull-ups make you feel – if you’re interested in a strong GRIP, my friend, there is NO exercise- I repeat – NONE that does the trick quite as well and QUICK as monkey bar swings (with thick bars) do!

Believe me on this one.

You want your forearms to pop, you want the veins to show, you want an unnaturally strong pull to your grip, you want HUGE forearms, fingers like a vise (and grip) – and so forth – THIS exercise is one you must, simply MUST – I repeat, MUST – get damn good at!

Most adults ignore this, even those into Cross fit and similar styles of training.

BIG MISTAKE!

And there is a reason I include this in the Gorilla Grip book – as well as Battletank Shoulders – and Pull-ups – from STUD to super STUD – within WEEKS! as a basic exercise you need to get damn good at before you move on to the meat of the matter (in those books).

So, if you want Tarzan like grip strength, you know what to do … and which exercise to focus on the most ..

Get started now, my friend.

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Pre-orders still going for Lumberjack “Lodestone” Fitness – for those interested in knowing how Gama, and a lot of the other old time strongmen trained with “implements” and other weights – and clubs, kettlebells (the only section remaining) and so forth – get your pre-order in NOW. Truly nothing like this course out there, and you’ll see what I mean when it’s finally out!

It’s played out over my life for YEARS.

Hehe.

What is right is right, what is wrong is wrong.

I’ve never shied away from saying it that way – because thats how it is, my friend.

Coupled with my nigh uber brazen approach to life – fitness – everything – this pisses off most people I come in contact with.

“how dare he!”

But the ones that dont get pissed off – and actually see the “right” past the brazenness (and trust me, the WRONG is brazen, so if you want to be right, you gotta take it to EXTREMES!!!) – those are theones I focus upon.

I could give you plenty of examples.

The way the Chinese treat foreigners, for one – is one thing.

One rule for the Chinese, one for the foreigners.

Although admittedly it’s yin and yang, and admittedly yours truly “in the know” has never really been impacted by it (if I was, I extracted max poundage of FLESH for it – figuratively speaking) – although admittedly what “foreign devils lose in one area gain in another (if they know how , which most have no clue) – it still ticks me off. It’s not right!

Por ejempelo … I’ll give you two, one salacious, one not so much .

One was when I was at a “get together” for some Chinese adult “students” at some learning center or something, where the owner badgered me to show up for a tete a tete.

I kept saying no. I hate teaching English, and won’t – and refuse to be a monkey.

They kept upping the ante until it was a comfy 9PM “with beer talk” arrangement.

Finally, I said. Hehe. The idiots got it!

i.e. BEER!

So I went, got paid, did the “talking thing” – and the pleasant surprise there was, Marc the African Silverback Gorilla was there too!

I didnt know him too well at the time, but that was his area, his “prowling ground” so to speak (as I told him later, hehe). So it wasn’t a surprise he was there.

But anyway, we finished up, went home, next day I spoke to Marc.

And he told me all about how the “host” (Chinese) at the party bitched up and down about my poor English, so called accent and a host of other rubbish including (what former so called friend Charles claims about India) “those darkies can’t speak English”.

It’s interesting what people REALLY THINK!

And what they say – or can – or cant.

IN the recently released movie “Sardar Udham”, they show India during the colonial times. The movie was set on the Jalianwala Bagh massacre – which I’m sure everyone knows about – and the subsequent protests led by first “Shaheed” Bhagat Singh – for which he was hanged (not before being put through a concentration camp – think it was just the Nazis had ’em? HA! The Japanese and British did too!) … and then “Sarda Udham”.

Now, I’m not going to get into the gory details, but in one scene they show an old fart bitching about “The food is terrible there, the weather is horrible”, and so forth.

I dont know why they had so many curry rooms even in the UK, even in those days, hehe, if the food was truly “So bad” – replete with beer mugs and such for that matter!

Old fogies will be old fogies though, and obviously the “jewel in the crown” (Bozo in his own racist way once used that term, hehe) was India because of it’s RICHES, not anything else.

“This is what I love about Indians”, the Bozo in the movie goes.

(Schofield once said he did movies. LOL)

“Their willingness to please!”

(My My. I musta missed the boat on that one!)

Of course Bozo didnt know (in the movie) that the person he “hired” as an underling would eventually go onto assassinate him in public.

It’s a true tale, read about Udham Singh and the rest, the more I do, the more I believe THESE, along with Netaji Subhash Chandra Bose are the TRUE and FORGOTTEN heroes of the Indian freedom struggle – not Gandhi and Nehru, both of who willingly acted as colonial pawns if i were to be brutally honest about it!

Anyway …

What people really think.

And as the lady said that to Marc, I laughed.

“thats how these fools are”.

And they are. The Chinese are racist to a T, but not just racist, they’re stupid enough to hire Russians to “teach English” instead of native speakers “because he black man”.

Even Glyn Schofield to his one credit never quite bought into THAT lunacy, although yes, what he REALLY thought – we all know! Hehe.

I remember him pestering some poor girl at a learning center about “but why does skin color matter” … hehe. But I gotta say, Bozo was right ON THAT one – except he did it to show off. Again,what he really thought, we all know. He just did it to show “I have a black friend so I’m not racist”. What utter crap… I remember thinking that in 2015, but didnt say much.

And what his friend Charles “really” thought. Hehe.

Now, I’m neither black, nor do I have an accent, nor is my English “poor”  – its the opposite, actually, but hey, facts dont count. LOL.

But anyway, the lady wanted me to go there again.

Think of it, a person she privately castigated, yet, “she wanted me to work for them”.

You should have see the earful I gave her.

It pissed off the people there.

But end of the day, I heard one of them saying quietly as I left in a rage.

“But he’s right!”

Another more salacious incident occured in a bordello I once frequented and wrote stories about later, hehe.

For the Chinese, theyd always bring out “three girls” to choose from, while with foreign devils, only one.

And most played right into it.

But I asked them point blank the first day I went there “after the deed” through my Chinese friend i.e. WHY they did that.

I thought it was disrespectful, and when they replied with their usual shifty “sorry I dont know”, I told them this.

“One, I DO know why – it’s because you think expats are all fools.

Two, isn’t the color of my money the SAME as anyone else’s?”

True story, friend.

THe managed ended up profusely apologizing at the end of it, bowing in a “exaggerated” manner, and refunding me for the entire time.

The Chinese grumbled as if to say “what is he complaining about”.

But a lady sitting behind the counter said the following in Chinese as the guy who “bowed” uttered a few choice epithets under his breath that he thought I couldn’t understand, hehe.

“He’s right, though” .

I still remember that thoughtful stare she gave me.

Perhaps there was a reason she came and (she was the boss) ended up sitting “on my lap” the next time I was there – when the damn place shut down temporarily without warning – I still remember bitching up and down about that …

Hehe.

But anyway, all the other stuff aside, it’s about when the other person is RIGHT.

Nary has there been ever a time I’ve ranted – and I’m not RIGHT in what I say.

If I am wrong, I simply dont say anything – or I’ll say I am wrong (usually the latter).

Fitness wise, same thing.

When I say a lot of you are not buying because of price, I’m right.

And just so you know, NO, I am not going to lower prices regardless of how many whiny emails I get about it. There is a reason the prices are what they are, I have explained them many times in the past, and if you as a customer choose to go elsewhere, Ill hold the door for ya too.

When I say – and justify – the price – I’m right (and I’ve done so many times in the past).

A fool just emailed me this.

“mabe i woulda bought if it was like, 20 BUCKS or something, but not so much!”

OK … then again, I dont think so. This idiot would want it for $2 next thing you know.

And that ain’t the only reason – Ive explained this all in the past really, I shouldnt have to keep REPEATING MYSELF FOR FUCKS SAKE!

(and to the poster, who shall remain annoymous – As Gorilla Girl would say

“READ, you FOOL!”)

(no, despite sounding like Glyn, it wasn’t Glyn here. Gotta call a spade a spade, not the spades the Bozo so loves to “suckle” on i.e. Ace of Spades, but just being honest)

And when I tell you, perhaps most importantly, HOW my fitness routines get you in the best shape of your life, it dont sound pleasant either – people hate for me “just pushups” (when they can’t DO pushups) – but I’m right.

If I’m wrong, I invite people to tell me that I am – and WHY.

Truth is, they usually never can, because if Im wrong, I’ll never argue about it in the first place …

I dont know why I felt compelled to tell you all this.

But since I have, I’m out.

Hehe.

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Pick up the most “righteously” effective fitness system there is out there on the PLANET – HERE!

PS #2- To the $20 “twenty dolla” jackass I know a certain Bozo in Brum that would be more than happy to oblige, hehe.

My fitness products- no way – “eff off” if you or anyone think something like Pushup Central should be priced at that!

Today, we’ll go over one of the oldest and best reviews 0 Excuses Fitness has got – a review which I’ve inexplicably and seemingly not “advertised” enough – it’s not even there on the … nah, it’s there on the testimonials page, but it’s buried deep down there .. !

Pun not intended , and intended…

But here it is –

(From “Murli” in India) (2017, I believe?)

This is an amazing book on fitness that has the right combination of intensity and intelligence. These aren’t soul crushing workouts or weight training, but they certainly aren’t a walk in the park either. The word that could best describe these workouts is SMART. It helps you play with your bodyweight and get yourself super fit.

Now, he’s spot on!

And it’s an interesting play on words he’s used.

Intensity, we all know about how intense I am – how intense my workouts are – not for the “faint hearted”, as a certain customer once told me.

He’s right too. Hehe.

But the right combination of intensity and INTELLIGENCE!

That last bit – there it is!

These are SMART workouts, my friend – more “smarter” (I know, I know) than anything you view on the dumbphone.

“It helps you play with your bodyweight and get super fit”.

Yes, though HE didnt mean “play” – that is exactly what these workouts are – FUN! The sheer variety of routines included make them fun, me in the videos – I make them fun – following along with me – FUN! – but most of all?

The way they make you feel make them fun, not so much the benefits, that too, but the FEELING!

You just feel great, on top of the world…

These aren’t soul crushing workouts or weight training, but they certainly aren’t a walk in the park either.

True.

If there was a book I’d classify as “soul crushing workouts” (what he meant is SUPER DUPER TOUGH) it would be this one – Battletank Shoulders. 

That will truly make men out of sissies and HE-MEN out of real men (those that already are) …

And THIS book too – Animal Kingdom Workouts.

And this one – Pushup Central. 

But 0 Excuses Fitness is certainly not something that will crush thy soul.

You go as slow as you like, or as intense.

While that holds true for all of my books, it’s different with this one …

And walk in the park, well, none of my books are that.

Even Ann Lee if she were to read them would say that, hehe.

So many walks in that park, so many climbs up the hill, memories, memories!

I’ll be back!

Best

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Read about more memories here.

PS #1 – If you’ve been on the list for ages, have no intention of getting a product – please LEAVE now. Thank you! (not too much to ask, I hope? HA!)

PPS – Ann Lee, well, if there is one book I should “devote” to her, it’s Advanced Hill Training, trust me, without that initial kick up the RUMP she gave me  literally (yes, Bozo, I know!) – and FIGURATIVELY! – this would never have happened.

Well, I take that back, it might and probably would have anyway but it would have taken a different path.

Can’t get away from who we really are, as I keep saying. And this is ME!

And to end, poor Glyn, he begs them to kick his assimus, yours truly, well, you get the picture. Hehe. What a Bozo he is though, really!

(and to end, y’all, get the courses above, dont make me come KICK your rumpus, hehe).

(ok, enough with the puns, hehe)

I dont know if y’all have seen it as yet, if not, go HERE.

But there’s  a lot of hoo haa about some secret expose – and Donald Trumps fetish for golden showers, and so forth.

Or so called fetish.

Now, here’s the thing.

If you were to ask me?

He might well could be!

Trust me on this one, my friend.

Some of the most alpha males you see out there – they are the EXACT OPPOSITE away from the public eye – or in the bedroom – or just plain at home.

Sometimes, the most DOMINANT Of men – REAL MEN TO THE CORE, not Bozo Schofied’s – are that way in bed!

Except, here’s the thing.

Nary a person is REALLY OPEN About what they want – and think – sexually especially!

It’s always a sore spot for many, most are embarassed to talk about it – but our hidden desires – deep down inside – never go away, friend.

Remember how Bozo Schofield responded “ferociously in the negative” when I mildly told him to be “open about it all”.

“I’m not into it!”

And that very remark, that very response proved he was more than any other statement or Josie or anyone that blocked him or called him out could.

VIBES!

Now, his friend Charles was apparently into golden showers too from what Bozo told me.

When I first asked Charles, I didnt mention Bozo.

And his response was the same.

“Hell no I’m not into “that””.

There speakeath the pressure of a “not alpha” trying to be alpha.

Notice the difference between how Trump neither really denies or admits it, but BATS away the question.

Thats a real man, regardless of what sexual preferences he might have!

And no, his “lack of prowress in bed” or what not as so many women claim don’t make him any less of a real man.

Wanna know why – go HERE!

As for Charles, when I told him the Bozo said it – he erupted in fury “how dare the Bozo say all that!”

True, Charles, I agree. Bozo isn’t exactly a person to trust your innermost secrets with.

(Believe me, on this here site I haven’t covered the TOP of those secrets as yet – would make a sailor blush most likely).

But really, I write about this all the time.

Be open, folks.

If you have the desire – and need – chances are someone else has it, and as these words FLY off my damn fingers – remember two things.

One, SSC i.e. safe, SANE and consensual.

Two, be comfortable -hey, it’s a DESIRE like any other – so long as it’s not underage , illegal any of that – you know what I mean – all OK – so long as you dont force OTHERS INTO IT!

Thats why I never call gay people “faggots” for one unless they try and force their shit on me (like that nasty Schofield does, ugh).

As a great customer once rightly said, what two people do in their privacy of their bedrooms is THEIR CHOICE.

So true.

Who is anyone to pry into a consenting adults private life?

NO-ONE HAS THE RIGHT!

To each his own, live and let live.

And second, and again, RESPECT IS PARAMOUNT!

To me, THOSE attributes make a real man.

And Trump has ’em all, so do many of YOU on this list …

Speaking of respect, well, I wrote about disrespect and people being “too busy to reply” in one of my last comms to you, no?

Dani, a great translator has been guilty of doing just that as of late.

And … well, let me just say the second or third time she did it, I was going to cut her out of my life.

But I didnt..

Hi Dani

I have a request for you.

I realize you’re always “too busy” for my emails etc, which is perfectly fine – hey, I was just replying to your “staying in touch” email. . .

From my standpoint, I however feel highly annoyed when I spend time and energy explaining the same thing many times – and the other person just takes it casually, or ignores it, or – the vibe is “his email is not important” in this case i.e. what I mean is NOT – I repeat – NOT that I should be “important” for you – the POINT is this Dani, if you’re communicating with someone, then it’s just basic human courtesy to respond properly to them – anything else is just disrespectful to the extreme.

This isn’t about (private affair part chopped) – it’s about life.

I realize that is how the world has become i.e. “too busy” when really all people are doing is sitting staring at a dumbphone and “not wanting to reply to the tough questions” (not you, the <chopped< agent) – but I dont agree and refuse to accept this “new” way of communication.

Maybe it’s me thats a Dino, or maybe I’m old fashioned or an idiot or whatever you want to think about or call me for saying this – it’s fine.

However, I hate disrespect more than anything else.  I never do that to people, and hate it when someone does it to me.

Im sorry if you feel offended by this, but I am being honest, and I do not believe I’m wrong in saying this.

I realize your opinion is “if that person wants to leave my life, he can, I won’t run after him” – which is FINE. You can delete me or block me or NOT do so, hehe – but the point is this, Dani – I never “ran after you” – or anything – I didnt “pester” you to reply – all I’m asking for you is WHEN you do reply (maybe next year, if you’re really too busy?) – please do me the same courtesy I do you i.e. a polite and thought out reply as opposed to an irritating “one line” response.

I realize you may not agree, in which case thats fine too – just let me know, but thats how I feel.

Sorry – had to get that off my chest, now I have.

Thank you!

Best,

PS – I dont know why you keep saying “vacation” – by “busy” – all I meant is “there are other things more important than replying to <chopped> in your life”, that is ALL, if that is the case, which it is, fine (honestly, it is fine! If it wasn’t, I’d keep emailing you back, but I dont, do I?), just tell me – but WHEN YOU DO reply – please reply properly – THAT IS ALL I ASK.

I think thats reasonable ….

Sometimes, people do deserve a second chance.

My initial thoughts were she wouldn’t respond at all.

Yet ..

I realize “lion” is the animal comes to mind when you talk “caged, but …truth is the following, my friend.

Nothing – I repeat nothing (maybe other than a grizzly all charged up) can stop a RAGING, ROARING tiger that you’ve pissed off.

Jim Corbett, the great hunter and conservationist wrote about this a lot of times in his books, when he mentioned he’d sleep in the forests of India (back then, there were a LOT more tigers than there are now there) without a worry in the middle of th e night, even when he heard tigers moving about.

“The tiger is a true gentleman”, he said.

“Leave it alone, and it will leave YOU alone!”

Which has been my philosophy to life all along – ever since I was born.

Other than, you piss that tiger off, and I dont care what your size is, skills are etc – you’ve got a bloody FIGHT on your hands!

Even the ancient Maharajas that almost drove the tiger to extinction in India did so with the aid of horses, weapons, and elephants.

So much for a fair fight, as Charles once told me.

HA!

In the movie Damini (a long ago Hindi potboiler) they had this line of the lead actor saying the following.

“Even kids can throw popcorn (I believe it was something else – kernels??) at a caged lion”.

Thats easy, he went.

“But its only when you face AN UNCAGED LION, READY TO FIGHT – that you’ll know what a real fight is”.

And who the real man is.

Needless to say, the dude being referred to (i.e. that the lead actor) was referring to was a cuckold Schofield like pansy to the extreme and drunk on power i.e. “when I have the power I can do it”, but when it’s a fair FIGHT, I’ll turn TAIL and RUN!

This morning, I caught myself literally “growling” like a tiger.

An image of a tiger on the prowl literally flashed into my mind – so AUTHENTIC that it sort of scared even me!

There is a limit to my patience, my friend, and business wise, a Bozo I’ve been dealing with has left me hanging for MONTHS ON END – for no reason.

Even more inexplicable, I’ve done business with this nut for years, and he’s never quite been as disrespectful as he is NOW to me.

“Sir I’m always busy” is what his nonsense boils down to. 

I asked him if he wanted to get the job DONE.

He claims yes, but nothing after that.

Ask him for a fucking deadline, nothing.

Ask him for clear answers, WHAT he wants – or thinks – nothing .

Offer him more money  – a LOT MORE – nothing.

I mean, I dont get it, but this is what people in general seem to think life is about i.e. “keep the guy hanging for months, then a long phone call”, and then of course the usual nonsense of “I’m too busy” which really translates to “give me a job I can do with minimal effort, I’ll do it, anything more, zero”.

It’s pathetic. Really!

Anyway, I got myself under control – sort of.

But the parade of buffoons out there continues to grow …

Here’s the bottom line, friend.

Basic human courtesy hasn’t changed no matter what, and it never will.

It’s people in general that have become MORONS in general.

“I’m too busy” .

Ugggggh.

At least be honest…

Anyway, that the rant for now.

And remember, that time I saw that caged jaguar, it’s eyes, and the FURY – spoke more than anything I can write would!

I had an image – literally – of that beast breaking free and jumping – straight from my throat.

I dont understand idiots globally that keep these magnificent wild cats caged – disgrace!

But anyway, remember that the next time you think (I’m referring to people in general) “you have the power” – and “can do what you like”.

First, the caged tiger thing.

You never know when the tiger might break free.

Second …

What goes around – DOES and will come around.

It’s that simple.

And I’m out.

Back soon!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Even watch a tiger walk – from the core – with all it’s muscles blending into one?

Ever watch a tiger CROUCH – before the final spring?

Ever watch a tiger go literally from 0-60 in the space of a few seconds?

I have, and more.

It wasn’t just to exercise my fingertips that I wrote Animal Kingdom Workouts, my friend.

And it ain’t just because “I can” that I priced it at what I did.

That course is sheer gold, friend, and I know many of you want it.

So … where are the excuses?

Get this NOW– this is truly one of the best fitness books – if not THE best you’ll ever read (and implement, which you damn well should!).

Honestly, man, people these days!

I go to “gyms” etc – either the shiny chrome and fern kind, or the “old school” style – which are actually GOOD – and I see it there too!

Dumbbells, kettlebells – barbells – power wheels – grippers – what have you – just lying there often times in a state of disuse, while everyone makes their way to the shiny machines.

Oddly enough, those machines are what is marketed to the Bozos globally.

Oddly enough, THOSE are kept clean – or the “illusion” of cleanliness i.e. just wipe it down, and add glitter to the photo  you use to market!

But the real tools, the real implements, and this happens in people’s homes too – laying there, gathering bloody DUST!

I mean, really.

IF you dont want it, don’t buy it!

Same thing for books “gathering dust” etc.

I tell my daughter this all the time too i.e. “dont toss your training tools away!”

It could be my power wheel, or perhaps her cricket bat, or even a bow and arrow.

But once you’re done training the skill – or READING about it – remember to RESPECT the book – or tool!

That doesnt mean you need to get fastidious about cleanliness, wear frilly frocks and long ass socks and high heels like Bozo Schofield does before cleaning (sometimes I wonder, given the nasty state his “room” was always in, I think he paid more attention to becoming a sissy than doing the actual WORK.

As they say, that thin line between fantasy and REALITY – and the latter bites. Truth is indeed not just stranger, but tougher than “fiction” – especially faggotty lust inspired Bozo style fiction).

But at least dont toss the damn wheel away like some people do!

Don’t leave your equipment sitting there “gathering dust”.

A lady I knew Rendy had a treadmill – which she used to hang baby nappies and laundry on!

In the park, I see these people hanging their bloody coats on the dipping bars!

I mean, give me a fucking break!

To those not as fanatical about training as I am – this may come across as odd.

But remember, if you’re disrespecting the teacher or medium, then that will come back to bite YOU in the ass, my friend.

Only those really serious about fitness will “get” what I mean in this email.

Respect, friend, respect.

It’s always paramount!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Remember to pick up the 0 Excuses Fitness System here – best part, literally NO equipment required for this, not even a chinning bar!

PS #2 – Those of you (and there are a lot) interested in REAL training, REAL MAN STYLE – do the bodyweight stuff as a central focal point FIRST. Get good at it FIRST. Then, and only then, proceed to implements.

Once you do, do NOT ignore the bodyweight work!

I’ve recently spoken with a guy who got REAL good at swinging Indian clubs, and thought it would translate over into pull-ups – which he tries, but can’t get his chin over the bar.

Did club work translate into better pull-ups?

No.

The other way around ?

YES – and yours truly – and many other people I’ve trained are living proof of this – much as pushups translate into pull-up ability, but NOT necessarily the other way – this is the same.

BASICS REMAIN THE SAME!

Anyway, for those truly interested in training with implements – go HERE.

“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.”

• Ralph Waldo Emerson

See the last email on this one too along with it!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

This morning after I got my email to work (which took forever and a day!) – I saw some silly survey or what not for authors on Amazon to “win a $100 gift card” or some BS.

I clicked past, obviously…

but then I took another look, for some reason, I felt compelled to at least read the email.

It was a Qualtrics or something survey.

Now, this survery was LONG… REAL LONG!

I could tell by the sliding bar underneath it.

Yours truly never completed it – past the first question, hehe.

Which caught my interest, and I was typing a long, probably never to be read answer to them (I bet they’re using it for their own marketing i.e. the answers people give ’em!) … but then I just abruptly shut the whole mess down.

I Figured Id write to you about it!

Last year, Charles Mitchell, a long term customer had this to say about my books (well, one of many comments).

“People buy your books because you know how to do things they don’t – but want to!”   (and they want to learn “how to”)

Now, he worded it differently, but that was the gist of what he said (in that regard).

And it’s interesting, I was being asked my “top 2 or 3 goals” by the survey along with my definition of success.

My defintion?

I dont know, when I started out – I had no goals of becoming a billionaire, I’m not sure I do now either! Hehe.

My goals were to CREATE a business – START something – on my own – without any help or what not.

My goals were to DO something different – to be myself – to express myself – to do what I do best ie. TEACH others how to do things … and much more!

Those were some of “my goals” – still are.

Obviously creating a profitable biz was high on the list too.

But from a customer standpoint, my goals can be summed up BEST by what I believe Emerson once said – I’ll paraphrase again!

If your work can touch ONE person’s life – improve ONE person’s life immeasurably – if you can change even ONE person’s life via your work – then you’ve succeeded!

Now, the quote was lengthier, but this was the sum and substance of it.

A certain JEff Bezos loved it so much he hung it on his fridge door!

And it makes perfect sense, and I’ve always thought of it that way even during my down times.

Even when NOTHING was happening biz wise – when cash flow was in the red, and bills the opposite – in an extreme manner.

It’s happened a LOT, trust me!

But all throughout I have – and still have – this thought.

Hey, if ONE person wakes up to my emails – just ONE customer – and my email helps him smile – or thump his chest – or crack open a cold one – or just plain make it through the day – then on a certain level – yes, I’ve succeeded!

If just ONE customer buys my books, and DOES – and their lives are improved immeasurably – I’ve done my job!

That dont mean there’s not MORE to do.

There always is!

But end of the day, what do we really take with us?

WHAT will be your last thought before you pass?

Of having created something from scratch, made it profitable – yes.

But also … that THAT product – or service – HELPED PEOPLE – and how it did!

THAT is another reason I keep wanting honest and genuine reviews, they put a HUGE GRIN ON MY FACE!

Not money, not publicity, not any of the above.

It just gladdens me to the PG Wodehouse inspired cockles of my heart to know someone is benefiting out there.

Thats why we do all this – for you!

And thats it in a nutshell, really.

I figured it’s best I tell YOU guys – not “Qualtrics” hehe.

And so I have.

Rest assured though, I’ve got no plans of passing anytime soon. I’m sure I’ll write an email about it before I do – knowing me – but you may need to wait – forever.

Hehe.

Enough said!

Back to hardcore fitness – be sure and pick up some products today.

And DO WRITE BACK AND TELL ME HOW YOU LOVED ’em – and how much they HELPED YOU!

I’ll share your tales with the world, TRULY!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

My friend, this is HUGE!

I mean, huge!

Y’all on this list know we have compilations – a seperate section for all our products towards the bottom of the products page.

And, this has always been a HOT FAVORITE – this section, with many of you – for good reason i.e. savings.

You save BIG when you get my compilations – than if you were buy each of the products individually.

Sure, that means I “get less” when you buy them.

But, I also get more – since my products are landing in the hands of DOERS if you get my drift.

And for a short time, I’ve gone one BETTER.

For a short period of time, I’m  not sure how long as yet – we’ve got yet another offer going on for EVERYONE – that being, our compilations  special offer.

Essentially, you get ALL our compilations now – via instant digital download – for ONE price – $499.99!

Considering the price is around $1000 (I did not do the Math, but thats what it boils down to) or actually, $1500 or so, given the compilation is discounted to START with – thats a double discount for you!

And you’re getting ALL the compilations in your download, my friend – for ONE single price a >50% off offer if I might say so!

Where is this offer, you ask?

Well, it’s right HERE.

Or, scroll down to the bottom of the products page – and you’ll find it!

Jump on this NOW, my friend. This is truly BIG!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

First you must read this piece here!

And after you do so, as I heard another bird “sing” … as it often does in the woods, real jungle, I’m remembering many things from the past again!

But most of all, my workouts!

Done out there on the hill, and at the bottom of it (the Battletank Shoulders part first, then the Advanced Hill Training part!) – out in the HEAT in Southern China, which while some days it was cloudy, it was still hot as heck, but with the sun blazing down at 230 PM – oh my!

“I dont see how you can do it!”

So said Charles…

All the reasons I’ve given in the past aside though – it’s this -something I value a hell of a lot.

Peace, quiet and PRIVACY!

There is NOTHING I hate more than working out in crowds with gaggles of Chinese pointing at the foreign “gui lao” devil and (well, the Da Xing Xing part is cool, but even that has it’s limits!) … or people anywhere for that matter.

Id’ rather be left alone, to my own devices.

And conjuring up the best workouts ever for me – and YOU!

Those afternoons especially when cloudy, Id often – out of the blue – hear that solitary RAVEN crowing!

IT came it and it went, sometimes I wonder if it was my imagination, or a message from Spirit – since despite it being a hill with plenty of “jungle” there – the Chinese eat damn near everything in sight, so there weren’t many birds left. Hehe.

Maybe the solitary stray cat, and I once saw a chicken tethered to a stick in the hills there, I dont know why!

But anyway, when working out by myself – you know the best part?

PEACE – and quiet!

And a sense of calm and sang froid you’ll never get in the gym with all the machines – even if you’re ALONE.

Even if you’re in the yoga room.

Even if you’re doing bodyweight (its good if you are, but your SURROUNDINGS matter a hell of a lot!).

I’d rather workout in a basement like room where I took the pictures for Isometric and Flexibility Training, Pushup Central, and many of my great books.

To an extent, Fast and Furious Fitness – the Collector’s Edition was shot there too.

Bare bones, water dripping from pipes style…

I’ll take that over the fancy crap anyday.

But, what I’ll take the MOST?

The OUTDOORS!

The GREAT OUTDOORS!

I dont know, a lot of you will just read this and move on with your lives.

“Whatever”, I’ll hear a lot of you saying.

That is fine, but … trust me.

These workouts I teach you are like none other, and the PEACE and BLISS you get throughout the workout while doing – and after – is enough to carry through even the toughest day afterwards – blighted by significant others pestering you or not. Hehe.

Just trust me on this one, friend.

You’ll NEVER feel that sense of calmness unless you listen, do what I tell you – not because I tell you, but because it’s how to get it!

OK, enough for this one.

Back soon!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – A much ignored book of mine deals with ONE great exercise, just ONE.

And it’s variants.

But the benefits you get from doing JUST THAT ONE THING?

Out of the world!

Find out more HERE.