I’ve lost track of how many times a friend of mine, I wont name him here, but I keep thinking he’s secretly a WOMAN.
Or wants to be one.
And I dont just mean play dress up either.
I’ve lost track of how many times a guy Charles I knew, for one, spread dick pictures in a group completely NOT intended for that, and claimed “just a joke”.
I remember thinking “what the heck”, like what turns him on so much about that?
“It’s my friend’s dick”, he kept claiming, saying something about sick dick or some such nonsense.
Back to my first friend who I won’t mention here – THIS guy – I’ve lost track of the number of times he tells e the following.
“Rahul, it’s always good to keep me in a good mood, else nothing will get done business wise”.
Every time I heard this comment, I shook my head, never replied. Actually I CRINGED INTERNALLY!
Like dude, is it my job to keep you in a good mood?
Or, most importantly (or more) thats what my WIFE says and does.
Except, women – thats different!
Women are moody creatures, with mood swings and so forth – we all know this, at least real men do, but when men tell me this, including men who claim “other men are gay and so are their friends” because – gasp – you went swimming with a buddy of yours (according to him “because you removed your shirt”) – well, I gotta say there is more than a bit of homophobia mixed in with self loathing and wanting something but not being gutsy enough to get it there…
.. these men are pansies, period.
Look, if you’re a real man, you get on with it no matter what mood you might be in.
Workout wise, you get here done – feel better or not – period. Most of the times you do, sometimes not.
Thats just how the cookie crumbles, bro.
Business wise, you cut past emotion, GET her done.
Again, simple as that.
Yeah, try telling that to a woman. I get it. I’ve lost track of the number of times I’ve employed logic against women – it dont work (unless there is “instant” – money involved, and if it ain’t instant, it wont work either).
Jesus, dude, is what I want to tell him.
Fly right over his head most likely.
But how does this apply here?
Not just because of the ridiculous excuses people make for not working out “I didnt sleep well”, “I fought with my wife”, I this, I that, bla bla bla.
Like Joyce a lady I once knew ranted “bla bla bla”. (of course, with her because I hit her with a two page logic filled text. Hehe . Which she never read, of course).
She’ll be the heroine in an upcoming book of mine too!
Joyce aside, here is what a certain Patrick sent in, an dwhy I’m writing to you about this –
(part of what he sent, from Germany I believe he’s residing in right about now)
im so sorry I haven’t done it as yet! ive just been in a horrible mood overall. with how the world is going, i feel so nervous daily!”
And he went on about a lot of other stuff I wont mention here.
Which I never replied to him, but I remembered back in the day in the Attitude Era, Steve Austin was always in what ole JR described as a foul, foul mood.
He made the company billions being that way, or showing himself being that way, hehe.
So why not.
He still kicked ass, the fouler mood he was, the more ass kicking you could expect.
So it should be – if you’re a real man – most aren’t.
Most so called men these days will wilt up at the slighest little thing “drooping wallflower” as it were.
I got no time for that sort.
So Patrick, might as well stay away from the 0 Excuses Fitness System, looks like it AIN’T (hehe) for you.
Ditto for others that have been making retarded excuses about not buying, emailing me about “no money” and other crap.
Sorry, no sympathy from me.
And thats that.
Get her done, or go home – its that simple.
(or get her done at home, hehe).