Mungo Bozo’s reviews on Gorilla Grip, and a few other of my books.
- this made me cackle!


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There must be something to the day, hehe.

September 21, 2020 was when the Bozo posted his inane, insane reviews (or lack thereof) which I promptly just had to share with the list!

Before that, if y’all remember, there was THIS.

The infamous “experience is worth more than pound of ham” post, hehe.

Then, of course, the even more infamous case of the Bozo in one of his avatars doing, for a chance, well, what is real ie. complaining “he couldn’t get it up” -which Glyn can’t anyway, but asses and male “equipment” and hockey fields for some reason – well, if he’s nose deep in those, he’s always happy!

Y’all know about Glyn, but of course, but here is another refresher on what I BE referring to, hehe.   (that one refers to his micro you know what, hehe).

ANyway …. a year or so on, on October 21, 2021, no less – geez, I can’t see how I missed THIS ONE!

Bozo, you gave me another golden marketing opportunity on a platter. Hehe.

Except, much like last year, I took like two months to get to it last year, this time, it took me … well, over a month. Or exactly a month!

Hehe.

Now, let me present to you the review Bozo most recently left on Gorilla Grip (which while he was rummaging around in Nanjing China he claimed he was using it to “build his grip on his wang” or what not – that was a facebook comment he left, if you can believe that!) … And a few other books.

The reviews were all copied and pasted, clearly Bozo this time didnt even take the time to write out new trash for each book.

But I first saw it for Gorilla Grip.

Here goes –

Truly a life changing book. I was an out of work and out of shape middle manager with not much to provide to my family or society. After reading this book I changed my life dramatically from a middle manager that could barely speak up to my supervisors to an actual STUD! I don’t take crap from anyone. Thanks to the lessons I received in this book.

But fitness was only the tip of the iceberg for me!!

After contacting the author he turned me onto an entire new way of life with his other books on erotica. I never knew what a femdom could be or how I could truly unleash my powers not only in the physical arena but in the sexual one as well. Rahul mookerjee truly turned me into the man or woman I was meant to be. You have to read “Coo* worship for sissies and fagg**s if you wanna really change your fitness and your life! Thanks mike!

Now, for reference again –

Bozo Schofield apparently paid someone to be “outed” on a certain website.

And I know the guy, I’ve helped him a lot with his marketing.

Heck, the book above that he wrote – I basically told him just to write about what Glyn would like. Hehe.

And he did!

And funnily enough, Bozo BOUGHT the book – and then trolled it, and then now, apparently hes having “guilt trips about being gay” or some rot, and then this.

Though he must be really confused, he’s calling me MIke which they do in China yes, but the foreigners all call me by my real name – Rahul!

Anyway, to say I started guffawing – that would be an understatement. The perfect end to a solid day of exercise I’m sure, more marketing “fodder”!

Now, the first half of this review actually makes sense, so I dont even know if Bozo wrote it ..

Truly a life changing book. I was an out of work and out of shape middle manager with not much to provide to my family or society. After reading this book I changed my life dramatically from a middle manager that could barely speak up to my supervisors to an actual STUD! I don’t take crap from anyone. Thanks to the lessons I received in this book. But fitness was only the tip of the iceberg for me.

This makes sense, perfect sense. The exercises do do that!

Unfortunately, Bozo or “Mungo” (apparently Schofield with his bald pate has for some reason taken to the rock guy “Mungo Jerry”, hehe) as he calls himself lost it after that.

After contacting the author he turned me onto an entire new way of life with his other books on erotica. I never knew what a femdom could be or how I could truly unleash my powers not only in the physical arena but in the sexual one as well.

Well, just ask Glyn bro. Or, Google Glyn and Josie, and his inane rants to Ada and other girls, and you’ll get the picture of what “femdom” looks like, but isn’t quite either fantasy (a common fantasy for many guys) – or reality – it’s some wierd Bozo like behavior where he basically wants the girl to dance to his tunes in the garb of some crazy sexual fetish (kinda like the “Chainsaw dude aka Leatherface” – he dresses up as a woman, as so many of these pyschos like Glyn do – replete with a room full of female dresses and makeup, the former made from human skin – in his “House of Horrors” in the basement!) …

Ah but wait.

I said ask Glyn, but it IS glyn.

Can get confusing this Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde thang, hehe.

Basically then, it’s guys getting off to women’s orders and such, sending them money and such, except the real deal is between equals, and its like an orchestrated play – with agreed upon limits and you let your imagination run rampant. Thats what it is, bro.

If you want real life (as well as how to profit and benefit from the same in real life)  well, go HERE

Now, I dont know what conversation he had with the author or “Mike!”

And I certainly dont know – I promise! – about “turning him into the woman he was meant to be”.

Maybe he was.

I know Glyn wasn’t meant to be either a man or woman, he is meant to be what he is, some sort of Bozo like pyscho “in between”. Hehe.

or how I could truly unleash my powers not only in the physical arena but in the sexual one as well.

Well, apparently he’s happy “worshipping wang doodles” now … so all’s well in the world, eh? Apparently “c***” makes him or her feel like she has the POWER! So hey, who am I to do much except cackle. Hehe.

These reviews make me laugh not so much because of the insanity (i’ve seen so much of it) – but the sheer lunacy i.e. there is NO mention made of anything in the book, just some inane garbage made up by some nutjob with an axe to grind (that apparently the grindstone gets progressively blunter every time he does it). Hehe.

The other books he left this same “cut and paste” job on –

Animal Kingdom Workouts

Gorilla Grip (Advanced!)

Pull-ups – from STUD to SUPER STUD – within WEEKS!

Fast and Furious Fitness

Pull-ups – the Faq!

Gumption Galore!

Corrugated Core! 

10 commandments of Successful Sales … 

… and actually, he’s left it on MANY other books, pretty much all of ’em.

(all 30 odd of them, I think he missed a couple, he must have gotten tired of copying pasting the Bozo, after all, can’t be convenient when his dominant hand is always stuck applying makeup or on flagpoles if you get my drift… )

(i know I got tired of copying the list out, but Google it – you should find it (until it gets removed for spam that is, but I kinda hope it doesnt. Hehe. Amazon has wisened up to the Bozo though, so who knows, maybe these guys too).

This, my friend, is why I keep asking GENUINE buyers to leave reviews, I keep saying it, but the genuine buyers lie low and do the thing, which I get, but hey – guys – if you buy a book – leave a review!

I’ve given you all the incentives I can to do so …

And anyway, thats your laugh for the day – or the night!

Get some of the books above, even the trolls say its life changing – it truly must be, eh.

Hehe.

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

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