“Tits, tummies and Todgers Thursday” from Bozo Schofield
- ugh, the things these Bozos get up to!

Ive been following an odd post on Twitter.

And I swear, friend, I learn new things daily …

Like the word “Todger”.

If you’re Googling it right now, I dont blame you. Apparently its old school Brit slang for … ahem.

Male wang doodles.

And apparently it’s kosher for older, like mid 60’s dudes (this guy seems to be in Oz) to “show off” their mini peckers or what not, and claim it’s “Tits and Todgers Thursday”.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww….

Dude even got into an argument on Twitter when he got called out by some guy (I know him) for having a mico wanker (much like Bozo SChofield would – in fact, i’m not sure it’s not the same person. Perhaps it isn’t, the face looks different, but the tummy and tits, ugh!) (like a beached whale)

But there’s not neck upwards to work with either internally or externally, I must admit, for that guy!

Anyway, could be the Bozo for all I know – thats his idea of fun i.e. expose “non existent” parts to women and such if you get my drift, especially Chinese women.

But it’s sad – and mind boggling, thats it’s come to “I’m proud to show this off”.

Like Jeez, Grandpaw.

First thing you know, he’s not in shape anyway. NOt like a porn star or whatever, flabby titlets hanging down to … I didnt dare look.

But he’s a true example of the Chinese saying “pang ren qui dian” (i.e fat man have small penis)

Anyway …

That something to be proud of, or Tom Tom, or show off?

(Dude posted a picture of his humungous belly and floppy man tits. EWWWW!

Last I saw something that big was when I did up a website for Dr B in 404, and saw fit to put “beer bellies” in there. LOL. I meant that as a joke, and certainly weren’t no tits or todgers there, but I should have got an A for the site, but that pic made it a B. Oh well. Doc was right, hehe. I shouldn’t have put that in there, but THIS????!)

I must admit, I dont get it – quite!

Really!

But thats what things have come to, unfortunately, for a lot of the world.

Anyway, I might sell him some stuff on the “other site” – who knows.

Then again, maybe not if it’s the Bozo.

But him aside, the point is this – why not be proud of something good for a change?

Like, Corrugated Core Sundays for one – on a day most people do anything BUT workout?

Lumberjack Monday – and extreme Lumberjack Friday?

Handstand pushup hump days?

Pull-up Tuesdays!

And so forth?

That, I could understand Tom Tomming and being happy about …

Anyway, who knows. The world BE a strange place, hehe.

But if you’re part of the crowd that is ashamed to take their shirt off in public like I was so many years ago, my friend, then Corrugated Core is the ticket for YOU!

Grab it now, friend – truly the one course you need for the upcoming and “on us already” hot summers out there!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Along with 0 Excuses Fitness, of course. Buying the above without the one I just mentioned – well, like putting the cart before the horse…

(you can do it, but it ain’t gonna move)

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