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I apologize in advance (well, not really – but to those who hate hearing about him) for the third (or 30th? hehe) Bozo Brofield “Buttler Buttiling” email.

But he’s truly a horrible person!

Ada, a lovely girl I know from China keeps asking me for teachers.

I mean, she asks me if I know monkeys that want to do ESL.

And the only monkey I can think of – because I stay far the fuck away from all others – is Bozo Glyn in Brum.

He’s too much of a loser even to accept a job that she’s literally offering to him on a platter. All he has to do is play the white face and be Santa or whatever in a few months (ugh – they made me do that once – I didnt!) … and he gets paid.

Not a lot admittedly, but enough to keep him occupied. Hey, even bottom of the barrel nutjobs need, well, jobs … SOMETHING USEFUL TO DO with their lives other than trolling!

As I told her, and you’ll see it on Twitter – truly a horrible, horrible person he is!

Which he is, and think about it –

Someone that is the most racist person you’ll ever see. I dont care two hoots about this whole “he’s racist” whine -but the few people that truly are racist to the core – deserve to be called out – and theyre just horrible, despicable people!

Then, ungrateful to Charles – big time – and me – not so much, but still, considering the amount I helped him on a damn near daily basis, me as well.

But especially Charles.

He stole money from him repeatedly.

Took advantage of a friend’s generosity and loneliness – trashed his house – his beer garden – tried to hit on his girlfriend – before being thrown out on the street drunk.

Stole money from various women he harassed – we all know the story there!

Got his ass deported for visa overstays where he did drugs in Hong Kong, sent me the credit card with which he paid (he was high as a kite at the time) – and … most of all?

A lazy phocker with NOT a shred of remorse.

True, he fools the majority of people most of the time – he did me for a while too!

But he’s truly the cruelest, most cunning, most conniving real life equivalent of Hannibal lecter that ever lived.

Truly a horrible human being, and nasty person – that I’d advise everyone to stay FAR away from – if just for the stench he seems to carry with him.

Thats enough on him, but I had to say that, and I had to warn Ada about him too!

She’s a nice girl, and first thing you know, Bozo will be hitting her up for money and promise her “university in the UK” or some such nonsense.

But anyway …

From horrible to PERFECT.

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Which I’m off to rejig now as I rid my brain of Bozo memories (for the short term, at least).

I recommend YOU DO SO TOO!

Back soon,

Rahul Mookerjee

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