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Well, so the damned computer crashed again for one.

It’s usual three month period, much like the 17 year old “marriage itch”.

did I say 17. Hehe. Should be 7!

But anyway, much like the plague from China is step #1 in china’s overall plan of PANIC, and much like the Bozos never listened to me not buying into the panic (they’re starting to NOW from what it seem) – I’ve been pointing out that Winblows and most major computer manufacturers have been in cahoots to get as many “underhand’ sales from customers since around 2018 (coincidentally when Xi really consolidated power. No surprise eh since most of it is made in China).

Except Toshiba, the ONLY brand I’d trust now (and have in the past).

Trusty Japan made laptop … those things LAST.

Built to last!

Much like the US manufacturing in the good ole days.

Anyway, if you’ve wondered why “everyone’s computer” is crashing all of a sudden and reporting HDD errors since about May 2020, you may get a clue from this dispatch if you choose to “exercise your right to think”.

Most dont.

That fine.

And it’s another reason Im not buying a new one right off the bat, despite the idiot like offers out there on laptops and what not.

Because they’re mostly selling JUNK now. Getting rid of old stuff from years. And so forth.

Anyway … speaking of junk.

Junked-In … or it seems to have become!

Lots of idiots on there have been COPYING YOURS TRULY.

Right down to the offers, offer values, and th elanguage i.e. “jump on this now”.

It’s inane, the amount of “apers” out there that dont realize you can never copy Michelangelo, or the original at ANYTHING.

Yet, they try …

Then you have idiots complaining about people that ripped their products off or something.

PLENTY of the ilk that falls into category one, curiously enough also falls into the second.

I’ve even given them free advice as to why they shouldn’t bother, indeed, they should be happy the said thing is happening (to an extent).

They sent me a whiny rant about “if you can look at the positive, great, but I can’t!” and then went on whining as usual.

And as for the idiots in category one?

“We’re just trying to make money”, they angrily yell, and “get free tips”.

Aren’t we all, bro. Hehe.

But there’s a way to do it, and apeing ain’t it.

Anyway … Bozos aside (but there’ll be more in the PS, so skip to that if you’re interested).

Lets get to a topic even the Bozos and wackos and wankers don’t disagree with me on (one of them).

WORKOUTS.

Fitness!

And today, as Winblows kept “blowing” like the proverbial 20 dollar hookaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh (or Bozo Schofield, if I may say) I tookthe chance to bang out a mini workout as I usually do…

.. except this turned into major league.

30 minutes – 40, actually.

I’m drenched in sweat!

What was supposed to be a quick 1000 jumps turned into 3500.

And it turned into pushups and isometrics too.

And SQUATS.

I did a style of squat today with an isometric so intense that it left my thighs QUIVERING like jelly. They still are, as I’m sitting!

It’s mentioned in the book right at the beginning of the exercises part.

I did a style of pushup that doesnt look like a pushup at all.

Indeed, Bozos have called it a “gay position”, believe it or not.

Which brings to mind something funny …

In China, the rental agents I’ve used, and girls in general fo rsome reason?

They call guys “gays” (spell it that way!).

And I’ve no idea why that happens, hehe.

Chinglish is nothing if not cute, or maybe the wankers in Korean soap operas that DO look gay, or “bi” or whatever it accepted these days (I’ll say ladyboy c***).

LOL.

Because, well, it’s true.

And here’s the thang …

Madam Carrie, for one, a rental agent I made famous would often say this.

“I called the gay to fixing you water heeter!” (it would conk out like clockwork right in the middle of winter).

I’d take cold showers, but sometimes.

“Gay is on the way, boy!”

Apparently “boy” is a good way to say it in Chinese, or you’re too old.

LOL. I give up.

But a certain foreign devil, so called martial artist and self proclaimed black belt claimed that style of pushup was gay, so no language barriers there.

Makes me think what martial art he specialized in other than choking chickens for one.

The martial art of choking chickens, now thats an idea for a product! LOL.

But anyway … it’s a style of pushup fatsos globally can’t even GET into, or hold.

Even I couldn’t when I was as fat as Kim Jong, despite my pull-up prowress at that stage! (even)

(no, not an excuse to be a lardass).

It’s a super lower back and core workout comparable to none, not even the Hindu or reverse pushup, both of which are great in that regard!

Not the “arms extended” pushup either.

It’s like a yoga position, almost, so people (Bozos) will say.

And it’s there at the start in Pushup Central! Before the exercises section even begins.

More on that, and Bozos later.

But anyway, now lets get to something important – discounts!

The Bozos globally are raising prices, eh.

Isn’t it INSANE how prices shoot up daily with insane “buy at least 10 of these to get it” offers?

I mean, the desperation is PALPABLE.

And here, yours truly just got done with a great 30% discount to all, which is unfortunately no longer active, and won’t be either in the future, especially the $50 min order required. (it was $100).

(I reduced it just “to do it”).

(wont happen again).

But here’s the good news.

Pretty soon, we’re going to REWARD you old customers with a 20% off discount.

And, ALL NEW customers will get a 15% off.

Two seperate codes, so be on the outlook for both.

They’ll also be in the pop up which shows up when you add product to cart.

And yes, the minimum order value WILL be $100. No other restrictions tho!

And anyway, thats that for now. Lets’ see what Winblows is up to, hehe.

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – I’ve no doubt the idiots on Junkie-In are reading this and smouldering silently. And some “copying” word for word.

So be it.

Then they’ll wonder why I stopped the sale, while they copied, did it, and didnt benefit. LOL.

Anyway … here’s something else bro.

I’ve ranted galore about the benefits of barefoot training.

And if YOU can write back and give me FIVE GOOD reasons to train barefoot … I’ll give you an additional 5% off.

In addition to the above discounts.

Catch, you ask?

All the reasons must – I repeat -must be valid!

And thats all – the only catch.

Have at, hehe.

PS #2 – Emails, comms etc all down for now (a few hours) until I get my Thundering Bird up again. More on this soon!

(but it won’t be more than a few hours, so reviews etc send ’em in – o rjust use the LINKS in the email you got with purchase (that is preferable anyway as it auto posts).

PPS – Yet another example of why I avoid social media like the plague from China.

Having a strong and supportive relationship with people around you can get you through everything.

I am a sensitive person and I burn out fairly easily. Every time I burn out I have to quit my job and take at least a month to detox and restore.

Sadly(happily) to say, after a few months of abusive work relationship, I finally moved on and now on a job hunt AGAIN.

However this time, I don’t feel like I need time to recover, I’m ready to go right off the bat, for I have amazing friends and mentors being with me all along the way.

If you keep building that inner strength and have positive influence from your circle, you’re indestructible even during difficult times!

Stay away from those who drain your energy and surround yourself with people who build you up, soon you will see the amazing changes!

This is the same person that claimed she’d be a billionaire by 2025. Now, it’s quietly changed to Millionaire by 2020.

Or something.

LOL!

Can we say JOB HOPPING AND be DONE with it? UGH!

Sensitive my hairy butt … talk about ENTITLED.