Big news, and when it doesnt “make sense to talk”
- The things folks get up to, hehe

This is gonna be a short one before I send you some “meatier” dispatches later on.

But first off, and big news – our latest “offer of the month” (which is admittedly a week or so later) is BIG!

HUGE!

I’m doing something right NOW that I have not done for anyone except my most devoted of customers and supporters – that being, a mammoth 30% discount OFF – for ALL customers – old, new, returning, whatever.

And it applies to all products.

If you’ve been sitting on the fence “wondering”, or if you’ve been waiting to order some products (Animal Kingdom Workouts and Jump Rope Mania! are two people have often asked me about!) “until the time is right” – well – the time will never just be right my friend.

Actually, I take that back.

The time is right NOW. It’s not only right – it’s RIPE!

Jump on this now, my friend – it’s big. Coupon code BIGOFFER – you’ll see that on the pop up during the checkout process too.

But remember – good things don’t last forever, and neither will this great offer – I’m pulling the PLUG on it next week – April 13, 2021.

Until then … JUMP on this while the going is good, my friend!

Truly a value offer I do NOT do for the most part – but I am now.

And, to finish this off, here is what “Sandeep Sharma” whose been pestering me for days about “bespoke solutions for my website” (clearly another copy and paste moron trawling the Internet for suckers) . . . (and clearly a person that does NOT know I worked in THAT job . . . )

Hi,

I’m writing to follow up on my email. If it makes sense to talk, let me know what your calendar looks like.

Thanks for your help!

Kinds Regards,

Sandeep Sharma

No way, my friend. No way!

Coupon code BIGOFFER.

Jump on this now, bro. It’s HUUUUUGGGGEE!

B est,

Rahul Mookerjee