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My daughter from what I hear today was FURIOUS.

And, you dont want to get a little gorilla like this ANGRY. Hehe. Believe me, the punch she packs is more than some teenagers – she’s whooped people BIGGER Than her already – guys at that.

All true, and no, I’m not tom tomming my daughter because she truly is the BEST ever.

Truly Papa’s daughter, right down to the spirituality-cum-AGGRESSIVENESS.

She don’t back down from nothing or nobody, unlike me when young . . .

Anyway, I didnt either – but this isn’t about me.

Today I’ll listen to what the Bozo said about “Animal Kingdom Workouts” – another one of those drunken wannabe reviews.

“Its all about himself”, he whined!

Well, my dear Bozo.

If it’s a book on exercising, wouldnt yours truly “bodyweight exercise guru” and fitness God, as you said, SHOW you how to do the exercises.

Especially, since as you said “since you have so much to burn that you stole” (else not).

LOL.

The price has increased on the course, by the way. Hehe. Check it out if you dont believe me. I’m slowly getting the paperback up to the price it REALLY deserves to be sold at.

But anyway, my daughter.

Apparently finding clothes for her is a hassle, much like with me.

If she buys clothes her age, too tight around those broad shoulders that already rival her Mom’s. (and my “significant other” worked on farms growing up, so she ain’t no slouch. Much like “MJ’s wife” who once took a fire extinguisher to a Bozo, I wouldn’t put such things past her either if the urge struck her).

And billowing around the waist.

The stylish pants were what really set her off, “too tight around the hips/ass”.

I tried to calm her down.

I’m not sure if I succeeded!

(I can just imagine what it will be like when she is in her teens, with all the demands, hehe).

“Honey, you’ve got the sort of butt people EXERCISE and WORK THEIR asses off for!” 

And she’s got it naturally.

Plus, with a regular dose of Kiddie Fitness, she’s WAY fitter and stronger than most of the poor dopes her age who neither exercise nor MOVE, and nor do their parents (the real culprits).

But anyway, this will be a prime excuse for people that are FAT as FOCK to say “we’re big guys, not fat!”

No, my friend.

Having a lard ass that hangs down to the ground and a belly so massive that you truly have a case of “Ren Pang Qiu Dian” (fat man have SMALL penis) ain’t the same as being big, strong and MUSCULAR.

That holds true for hips and legs as well.

And we all know, that working the legs intensely via the Hindu Squats I teach you as only I can, and the workouts I give you in Advanced Hill Training, Animal Kingdom Workouts won’t just give you a muscular lower body and (for ladies) that so desired bubble butt (ladies and Bozos I should say).

Work the legs intensely, and you release more T than you could ever release in hours and hours of boobybuilding and bench pressing , my friend.

A good dose of SQUATS is what most people need NOW – and today – to kick their RUMPUS into high gear PRONTO.

And I’m giving it to you here, hehe.

Jump on the train now, get started – and remember – please do review once you’ve read the books and post!

(I dont want five star necessarily. A lady recently rated a book I wrote on another site as excellent, and gave it a “four star rating”. Thats fine, Daniela! I dont mind at all – honest is what I want!).

But yes obviously if it’s 5 star, give it a 5 star and then some!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Remember, the clock is ticking on that discount. One more day, and then I pull it. Jump NOW.