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I thought the Indian cricket team complaining about 5 star accomodation, quarantines, plague – shague and ‘having to clean their own toilets” took the “cake”.

So I thought.

And I posted about that on rahulmookerjee.com.

A bunch of spoilt cry babies. I mean really, if they’re staying there long term I get it, but a few days? Why would then even need any real housekeeping?

Anyway, that has been well hashed out and covered in the last post. No, I’m not going to give you the link. You can go to the other site, hehe. All over there!

But … I just rea d something on Business Insider which even me, used to all the 100 percent plus PROOF BS out there masquerading as “sh-news” couldb’t believe.

Apparently secret service agents are discussing in chats that “Trump might need to be physically evicted if he doesn’t leave”, and even more hilariously so discussing how.

Unless the Business Insider has the wrong info or what not (btw, it’s a paid subscription to that article, but y’all will probably see it elsewhere) … I dont know what else to call it other than hilarious.

I mean, a 6’4″ man for one that while admittedly isn’t ‘young’ is still a handful int erms of pure ENERGY and vitality.

Say what one might like or not about the ole Trumpinator, but amongst many other very ADMIRABLE INDEED qualities, you cannot deny the following.

HEART.

Vim, vigor and GUSTO – and GUMPTION.

Passion -for what he believes in.

And boundless EXUBERANCE and energy no matter what

The man is a living DYNAMO.

So it should be!

And having to man handle him out of the House?

I’m sure a coupla Gorillas could do it, but whether or not even a gorilla or a grizzly would wanna come face to face with an angry Trumpinator trumpeting and bellowing at FULL GO is doubtful!

Hehe.

But really, fitness wise….

Some people (not Trump obviously) are so FAT and far gone that dragging them out of anywhere, even a burning building would be a chore best left to the cranes.

They make “firemen” for that purpose, I believe. Or, thats one of the things these admirable men and women do as part of their jobs …

Pick people up on their shoulders and hoick them to safety.

Marines do it when in battle, and train for it.

Seals do. Army men all over the world do.

Probably some guys do it as a matter of course when doing modified wheelbarrows!

But by an dlarge, these days I wouldn’t wanna be the one doing it.

The average excuse of a so called man is out there is not a man my friend.

Is a corpulent, and easily offended MUSH COOKIE.

Thats a Settle term, yes.

BUt it’s true.

Lardass x 1000.

Men that can’t even hold onto the pull-up bar for a few seconds before collapsing – if the poor bar can TAKE that weight to begin with.

Men that for whom doing a pushup is a “workout” that leaves them bushed for the day.

Believe me, some of the specimens I see out there makes me WONDER.

And feel sorry and pity for the fireman or woman that is ever unfortunate enough to have to lug one of these fart (I was going to say “fat”), bloated, WORTHLESS carcasses out on their shoulder during a fire or something.

I really do.

And if you reading this falls into that category, rather than get offended, you’d be best served by REDUCING the load not just on their shoulders (potential or not) but thy – our – planet as well.

Really.

It needs it!

On that sage note, I’m out. But before I go, my usual shamless plug of the day.

Hey, it’s the first in this email. Gimme a break, LOL.

Best damned fitness system ever that will quickly ensure you REVERSE being a burden on this planet – the 0 Excuses Fitness System.

Best,

Rahul Moookerjee

PS – Plug #2 – here is the link again.