More on Bozo Schofield the “super puffer” !
- Indeed classic, hehe.

From stud to super stud.

Or, from “puffer to super puffer” …

Or, the balloon with hot air.

And while I’d choose #2 for Schofield, the THIRD one is more and most apt.

Much like the infamous Hannibal Lecter, played so well by Anthony Hopkins, you’d never ever guess what lies “lurking” behind the Bozo’s calm exterior when you meet him.

You’d see the stud’s mammoth belly hanging down to his knees, and you’d see him gorging on meat sticks (I know, I know, but hey) that he didn’t pay for (and “never has cash for” as friends like to say) and drinking down tons of beer.

Yours truly is guilty of the last too. On occasion. LOL.

The Bozo does it daily , last I checked.

Along with the puffing, of course.

And no, pipes or worse aren’t the only thing he smokes, or maybe he DOES smoke “pipes” given his wierd fantasies (well, he calls them weird, but has them anyway – go figure huh).

And I’ve got proof I won’t share here.

Not on this site, hehe.

But anyway, prick a ballon and what happens,

POOF.

Which is basically what seemes to have happened to the Bozo as of late. He’s been awfully silent, so he’s either in hospital again, or he’s in jail. Which was long overdue (the second, hehe, and again, I’ve got PROOF).

Now, anyway, point of all thi sbeing.

Yours truly never liked the Bozo style puffing.

I’ve tried it. Did nothing for me.

Those cold beers did though, and continue to, especially if they’re IPA’s.

I heard my buddy (if I can call him that now, hehe) Charles makes those, or used to make anyway. Pretty mean from what I said, and I regret not tasting them.

But, the only puffing and huffing, and thats actually the other way you should be doing is REAL WORKOUTS, bro.

Workouts that make you a REAL MAN.

Not hot air balloons like the Bozo.

As an aside, he claims to have “woken up at 3 AM and gone for walks”, but given that mammoth gigantic tummy of his, the Bozo did nothogn of that nature.

HE DID wake up at 3 though judging from some of the insane 100 plus rants he sends friends.

Not yours truly ever since I thankfully blocked his ass.

His arse, hehe.

And on that note, be sure to pick up REAL MAN workouts right here my friend.

Really. It will make MEN out of boys, thats for sure, and if you’re already a stud- a SUPER STUD!

Best,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS – Remember too to pick up Corrugated Core – truly the best of it’s kind ou t there . Just flat out GETS THE JOB DONE!!!! YEEE HAAAA!

PS #2 – and in case you’r enew to the Bozo “Hannibal” Scofield train, and are wondering just what the hezey I BE puffing on about (not really, hehe) – HERE is ther eview he left on “Pull-ups – from STUD to super STUD within a matter of WEEKS!”. True review, and I’ll see y’all on the other side of chucklesville. Oh, the irony! Hehe.

The author claims to share how he can be a stud, I thought I would try it. My days would start at 3am with me walking 20 miles a day, and doing 25 laps of the swimming pool at the complex. The rest of the time, I was doing volunteer work or working with the local authorities. I was just a typical Tom Tom! I wanted to be a stud like Rahul who has no friends or sex life. Sure enough, the book was utterly drivel. I asked for my money back but Rahul launched into a campaign of threats. He is obviously a loner and we hope he will get help.

Chuckles. ?

PPS – Dare to jump on the studly train NOW, my friend. And if you think the price is too much – well – I got one thing to say. What price passing through life as a “Scofield” wannabe or something like that? What price, I ask?  As a “stud in the gym who pumps, tones and buffs”, but none of that strength counting when and where it matters. Pull-ups make you a REAL MAN bro – aREAL man. Jump on the train now!

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